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Thread: Custerīs Revenge Remake - Mature content

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    Member
    Registered: Aug 2007

    Custerīs Revenge Remake - Mature content

    DISCLAIMER: This is about a game not for kids. Minors get out.

    Do you guys remember thi classic game from Atari ?




    Yes, the publishers thought that adults would be turned on by a bunch of big pixels...

    Anyway people from my country, Brazil, decided to redo this train wreck into a much more sexy and playable game. So the result is "Custerīs Revenge Remake". Hereīs some censored screenshots:




    Mind the girl with the scissors ! Sheīs dangerous !

    So itīs like that:
    A - Goes left.
    D - Goes right (and "press enter" at game menu)
    W - "Shoots" up
    S - "Shoots" forward

    When you arrive at the indian keep hammering D until filling the bar. Remember to pull back and shoot enemies if they get near and repeat the operation.

    I managed to reach level 13.

    Where you can find this ?
    http://www.retroremakes.com/forum/vi...hp?f=8&t=12172

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    huh??

    leave it to brazil to push the boundaries of poor taste, they made SWAP.avi after all

  3. #3
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2002
    Location: Yes / No / Other
    Biggest question remains:

    Why?

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    ZylonBane
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: ZylonBane
    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit View Post
    Do you guys remember thi classic game from Atari ?
    FOR, not FROM. Kind of an important distinction.

    I might have given this a try if it were just an online Flash game (which it certainly looks like), but you have to download and install it? Feh.

  5. #5
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2006
    Location: Vancouver, baby.
    Classic? It's certainly old. It's notorious. Is that enough?

  6. #6
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2007
    Itīs classic for the sex genre in gaming. :P

  7. #7
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    HAHA SOMEONE REMADE THAT GAME. That is so funny lol.

    The original game was so bad that Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed it.

    Link:
    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html?type=flv

  8. #8
    Taking a break
    Registered: Dec 2002
    Angry Video Game Nerd should review himself.

  9. #9
    Member
    Registered: May 2000
    Location: East Achewood, CA
    Waiting on the uncensored version.

    spoiler:
    of angry videogame nerd reviewing himself

  10. #10
    Permanently Enlarged
    Registered: Dec 2005
    Location: I could care...but I won't.

    I'm at an almost complete loss for words... Except for the following:


  11. #11
    Moderator
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Yangon, Burma
    Quote Originally Posted by Gambit
    Custerīs Revenge Remake - Mature content
    *Take "mature" with grain of salt.
    Last edited by demagogue; 8th Dec 2008 at 03:00. Reason: quote

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    Permanently Enlarged
    Registered: Dec 2005
    Location: I could care...but I won't.
    Only a grain? I thought it was the whole container.

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    ZylonBane
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: ZylonBane
    Quote Originally Posted by RavynousHunter View Post
    I'm at an almost complete loss for words...
    What part don't you understand?

  14. #14
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2003
    Location: Gibsonia, PA
    Why the hell do people waste time remaking games like this when they could be remaking Yar's Revenge or Enduro or River Raid or Chopper Command or something?

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    ZylonBane
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: ZylonBane
    Because boobs.

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    Taking a break
    Registered: Dec 2002
    What's the plot in this game? The title kind of specifies someone is taking revenge for something, but how?

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    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Quote Originally Posted by ZylonBane View Post
    Because boobs.
    This man wins this thread hands down.

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    Taking a break
    Registered: Dec 2002
    Quote Originally Posted by van HellSing View Post
    Now I find the fact that the game is called "Custer's Revenge" much more offensive than it's content.

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    Member
    Registered: May 2006
    Location: Idaho, U.S.A.
    Quote Originally Posted by Koki View Post
    Now I find the fact that the game is called "Custer's Revenge" much more offensive than it's content.
    How does that make any sense?

  21. #21
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Moyer View Post
    Why the hell do people waste time remaking games like this when they could be remaking Yar's Revenge or Enduro or River Raid or Chopper Command or something?
    Yars Revenge and River Raid already got the remake treatment.

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    jtr7
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Sulphur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ZylonBane View Post
    Because boobs.
    This man wins this thread hands down.
    Hands up and cupping.

  23. #23
    PC Gamering Smartey Man
    I <3 consoles and gamepads

    Registered: Aug 2007
    Location: New Zealand
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Moyer View Post
    Why the hell do people waste time remaking games like this when they could be remaking Yar's Revenge or Enduro or River Raid or Chopper Command or something?
    There was definitely a remake of Yar's Revenge for the original monochrome Gameboy.

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    ZylonBane
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: ZylonBane
    It's "Yars' Revenge", people. Plural possessive.

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    jtr7
    Guest
    HSWWSH!

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