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  1. #826
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    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: First floor
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!




    Well... ok... happy the third day of the New year... I guess everyone has recovered from orcing and dancing nude on the newyear's eve around here

  2. #827
    34 pages,
    THIRTY FOUR

    the questions were answered on teh second post and yet still you've gone through 34 pages,

    congrats, and thanks for all the laughs

  3. #828
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Originally posted by RyushiBlade
    *looks around, shifty eyed, before grabbing a giant sword and slowly poking Jordana. The sheer weight succeeds in knocking her over, despite its slow progress* OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

    It's illegal for someone of your age to be going around poking people, so just put that sword back in it's sheath, if you please

  4. #829
    Age? I'm actually a perverted fourty... err... ... 14. Yes. 14 year old man. Guy. Boy. Yep. *looks around and pokes the next nearest person, Tej, with his sword* Psst... hey buddy.. you want some skooma?

  5. #830
    Jordana has perverted my words and so I am forced to do this.

    *hefts the heavy blade onto his shoulder, grinning dreamily. In one quick stroke, the flat of the blade is bashed across the back of Tej's head. When he regains consciousness, Ryushi is standing with the sword stuck in the ground, pointing to it*

    This sword weighs over 200 pounds. It is made of folded steel, edged with black diamond. It is seven feet long including the handle, and able to cut through pretty much anything you throw at me. Do not confuse it with certain... organic parts. Otherwise I'll smack you again.

    (Well I couldn't smack Jordana, could I? She's a girl! Sorry Tej ^.^ )

  6. #831
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    I didn't pervert your words you little scamp, the thread did. Blame the thread. Or Forsythe, if you like. HE was the one who implied layers of meaning to the word poke

    And to think all Tej did was wish everyone a happy New Year....

  7. #832
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    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    That'll teach 'im, I mean really, making a post in [u]this[/i] thread that wasn't laced with innuendo? The sheer gall of it...

  8. #833
    Darn! Just spilled my tea!

  9. #834
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    morning all,

    Happy new year (Although as I was in Edinburgh for the cancelation of the new year festivities. I may be a year behind all of you)

    This sword weighs over 200 pounds. It is made of folded steel, edged with black diamond. It is seven feet long including the handle, and able to cut through pretty much anything you throw at me. Do not confuse it with certain... organic parts. Otherwise I'll smack you again.
    That sounds like the red sports car of swords.

    Happy new year Tej (seeing as no one has replied

  10. #835
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Originally posted by Forsythe
    That'll teach 'im, I mean really, making a post in [u]this[/i] thread that wasn't laced with innuendo? The sheer gall of it...
    Exactly. For shame, Tej. FOR SHAME!
    And seeing as ceebs made me feel bad for not replying....happy New Year

  11. #836


    Sorry.... HAPPY NEW YEAR! MERRY BIRTHDAY! AND EAT UP YOUR YAMMAKA! And stuff.

  12. #837
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    It being the middle of winter in the Northern Hemisphere, it's time to drink Mulled wine, and pour Fresh snow down The other Inhabitants backs.

    *Removes Bucket of last years snow from the freezer*

    *Tips down Ania, Jordana, Forsythe and Strikers Backs*

    *Throws Snowballs at Tej and Ryuishiblade*

    Cackles over the Mulled Wine

  13. #838
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    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Ooops forgot to throw snow over Lacerta

    If I've missed anyone out, put it down to me being a bad shot rather than Intention
    Last edited by ceebs; 20th Jan 2004 at 15:49.

  14. #839
    !!!

    *buried in a pile of snowballs* -.-'

  15. #840
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Originally posted by ceebs
    *Removes Bucket of last years snow from the freezer*

    *Tips down Ania, Jordana, Forsythe and Strikers Backs*

    *Throws Snowballs at Tej and Ryuishiblade*

    Cackles over the Mulled Wine


    I can't believe he did that! Right

    *forms a gigantic snowball and rolls it downhill towards ceebs.....*

  16. #841
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    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    *Sidesteps*

  17. #842
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    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Originally posted by ceebs
    *Sidesteps*
    ... right into a flurry of snowballs and an artfully-aimed spray from the garden hose.

  18. #843
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    *pulls a switch and releases an avalanche, burying ceebs, and (quite by accident) Forsythe and Ryushi also*

    Oh sorry ceebs, did I make you spill your mulled wine?

  19. #844

    *Casts Its-Summer-Here-So-Snow-Melts-Faster-Than-You-Can-Throw-It-Shield around himself and sits back drinking pinacolada's*

    -Striker
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  20. #845
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    *Watches Pina colada Ice melt as Strker tries to drink it*

    don't think you quite thought that through

  21. #846
    *gasps* !

    *stands up, brushing himself off. Then he starts throwing handfuls of snow at Jordana, Ceebs and Forsythe. In cartoon style, his arms become a blur and his throwing is something akin to a Snow Machine Gun.*

    Pow pow pow! I'll teach you to bury ME in snow! ... Twice!

  22. #847
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    *Watches Ryushiblade descend below surface as he uses up all of the snow under him then tips caught snow on top *

    That's buried 3 times


  23. #848
    >.<

    I hate snow -.-'

  24. #849
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Did I hear some muffled noises from beneath that snow?

  25. #850
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Let's wait 'til he freezes, then we can have ourselves a snowman (well, snow-and-ice man)

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