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Thread: Almalexia is a psycho

  1. #176
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Sorry ceebs!
    Let's set ourselves up as forum dictators and rule with Absolute Power!
    All shall come and worship at the Temple of Jordy and Ania!




    ~eight pages! eight pages! eight pages!~
    Last edited by Jordana; 11th Mar 2003 at 00:44.
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  2. #177
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
    Moderator

    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    I think it will take much more than a shovel to take control of these forums! Especially from the God-Like 'Tribunal'.

    -Striker
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  3. #178
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    I'm sure the other two will think up an inventive bribe for you

  4. #179
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Recovered, have you, Ceebs?
    Our Great Plan for wresting control from the Tribunal will involve stealth and cunning.
    (Won't it, Jordy?)

    Ania

  5. #180
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    I think it will take much more than a shovel to take control of these forums! Especially from the God-Like 'Tribunal'.

    -Striker



    Daedric Shovel of Death

    Weight: 80.0
    Cast When Used
    Value: 75000

    Paralyze for 120 secs on target
    Shock Damage 1000 points for 30 secs on Target
    Drain Health 100 points for 30 secs on Target
    Dire Weakness to Magicka for 60 secs on Target
    Demoralize Creature 500 points for 60 secs on Target
    Disintegrate Weapon for 100 secs on Target
    Silence for 30 secs on Target



    Sorry Ania, did you mention stealth, or something?
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  6. #181
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Well, it sounded good. Implies subtlety even where none exists.
    Like your shovel, Jordy. It may go well with the fork of horripilation!

    Incidentally, there are shovels in MW- I read about them on the Gratuitous Guar pages! Maybe there could be a mod to make them into weapons (maybe there already is), and to make them out of daedric material (it's not a metal, is it?)

    Ania

  7. #182
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    I'm sure they'le be drawn in by your Cunning Stunts

  8. #183
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Drawn in and spat out, dear.

    Ania

  9. #184
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    There is a mod which makes a muck shovel into a weapon....looks less like a conventional shovel than a polo mallet, IMO, but still an inventive idea. Especially if you loaded it up with muck beforehand.
    So, Ania. Forsythe's temporarily unavailable and kathode is not here all that often, so for the moment that just leaves Striker. You distract him......somehow.......and I'll creep up from behind with the Shovel. Watch out for that cattle prod though won't you?
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  10. #185
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Argh! Foiled! The Lady Forsythexia hath appeared! We can only take them one at a time!
    Or, we go back to Stealth and Cunning...
    Ania

  11. #186
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    *chuckles quietly in the background and readies his dual bolo-launcher*

  12. #187
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    There you go I said he'd want to grapple with you

  13. #188
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Why aren't you squeaking 'me first, me first!' now, Ceebs? Eh?

    Ania

  14. #189
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    He's gone all bashful
    I think we may have to resort to cunningly underhanded sneakiness after all. Especially since ceebs seems to have joined Forsythe and Striker's side. Off with his head!!!!
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  15. #190
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Yeah! We can see through his ruse! He's trying to get in with them, so that united they can TRY and get rid of the greater threat!
    Let's keep the shovel as backup for now.
    And get some skimpy frocks to prance around in, looking harmless, to lull them into a false sense of security.

    Ania

    PS Ceebs is incapable of bashfulness. You have yet to see him in that chain mail bikini. Then you'll know.

  16. #191
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    *puts on pink baby doll dress, ties hair into pigtails and sucks a lollipop*
    Who me? Take over the forums? *bats eyes innocently and hides shovel behind back*
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  17. #192
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    LOL!
    I cannot even imagine myself in a little flowery dress! Then again if I wore one, everyone would become utterly helpless with laughter.
    *digs out flowery dress, ties hair in bunches and prepares for public humiliation*
    (it's for the greater good. It's for a greater good. End justifies means. end justifies means)
    Oh drat! I canna take it, captain!
    *grabs another gardening implement and assumes battle stance instead*

    Ania

  18. #193
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Wow my long term plan to get the pair of you in little flowery dresses actually worked.

    *sneaks up behind triumvirate with carpenters mallet, gets distracted and fails to pull off surprise attack*

    it dosen't work to distract your own side

  19. #194
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Oh I see. You are on OUR side now.
    Do not think that I shall forgive you for tying me up earlier!
    Forsythexia help you - if She still can - when I catch up with you!

    Ania

  20. #195
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    How much crawling do I have to do to put myself back in your good graces

  21. #196
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    I'd say lots- but you'll enjoy it.
    I'll have to think about it.

    Ania

  22. #197
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    I don't think we should accept ceebs as an ally. I reckon he's a Trojan Horse, sent by the Enemy to infiltrate our defenses. *raises shovel* Notice how the other two have gone Suspiciously Quiet?


    I actually do own a pink baby doll dress. Haven't worn it in a couple of years though
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  23. #198
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    And there was me only slightly distracted, there's no way I will be able to concentrate on helping in the revolution now.

    *tries hard not to think of jordi in little pink dress*

  24. #199
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Hehe! The plan worked!! (note to Ania-careful use of female wiles succeeds where brute violence fails. That's why women will one day rule the universe)

    *watches Ania creep up behind poor distracted ceebsy-weebsy with a lawn aerator*
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  25. #200
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    only thing is that running me over with a lawn aerator is going to save me from drowning in my own drool

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