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Topic: Jyre... |
Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:17 AM 
 
Jyre, here I am. .gif)
Time for conspiracies.
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1999).]
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:21 AM
Double post
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1999).]
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:26 AM
Hmmm... We need to gain control of the fire elementals. Any ideas?
You at O/H's or at home? 'Cos I sent you more mail
And I just got kicked off-line  so I apollogise for the
delay.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:27 AM
Maybe by flashing them?
The easiest way would be: Let them follow you, and run back into
the forum with them in your back. 
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:30 AM
At home now. The best time for conspiracies would be Monday-Friday,
9:00-13:00 a.m. MEZ. (err, 3:00-7:00 a.m. in this forum). That
wouldn't explode my telephon bill.
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1999).]
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:37 AM
It would? Can't do wed, thur, fri. Working. But cheapest time for
phone use here is weekends.
And then we must put one elemental in every shadow we can find
and flush out all the Thief's, making them pledge themselves to us
in exchange for their shadows.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:41 AM
My bosses would probably not be very happy to find myself in the
gameforum every morning, too. Monday and Tuesday are still possible.
Hehe.
It would be even more fun, if we laid a sleeping Zombie into
every shadow. They are more difficult to see in the dark - the spies
would walk over the Zombies and become Zombies themself.
More to control for us.
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1999).]
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:44 AM
I see.
But what do we do about the hammers? I don't think they
would make good zombies.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:55 AM
Oh, indeed. I loved the Hammer-Zombies in Bonehoard, even if I was
very astonished that they did not cast any magic.
It is tricky to lure them into Zombies, because the chances are
bad that the Zombie will survive.
I think it is easier, when we have the Eye in our hands... I am
before LostCity now, but I can have it once again in my hands
tomorrow, when I finished RTC again - and this time I could decide
against giving it to Constantine.
What about Frogs?
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:58 AM
Frogs... We use them to keep our few humans in line. If someone
disobeys we send round a frog to blow off their toes
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:05 AM
Okay, this sounds perfect.
We should now distribute the tasks among us.
I could grab the Eye and get some Zombies. You could continue
the brainwashing part.
Any more tasks to distribute?
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:11 AM
Kyloe is our spy. And someone needs to breed the frogs. Ghost
perhaps I don't
think he'll be wanting to much human company right now hehe
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:18 AM
You know, I thought the Frogs were male Bugbeasts. The Bugbeasts look
very female, somehow, and insects have often strange differences in
the height of females and males.
But Ghost will probably prefer the company of Frogs now.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:30 AM
Bugbeasts and frogs... That is scary vision! hehe.
But we have
forgotten the monkeys..
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:38 AM
The monkeys? Do we need them? ...
They insulted me, because they wanted to see my Dötten, you know.
And they called me a "mouse". They deserve the "Apes in
Space"-Project: To boldly go where no Ape has been before. To
encounter new planets, and galaxies...
Nah, Frogs and Bugbeasts are better. Together with Zombies and
Haunts, and Fireelementals.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:43 AM
Yes. There is much to think of here. Now is a time for thinking and
dog walking.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:44 AM
Okay, lets continue this conspiracy later today.
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Ghost
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 02:50 PM
sneaks in
hey! PSSST!
i'm wif ya..even after the old woman thing..grr..but can't i do
something bigger than breeding frogs? unless of course that would be
refering to French women since some brits call them froggies but
thats a different thing..nevermind
anyway..no more old women k? if yer gonna leave me presents don't
be mean about it =p
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 03:26 PM
Yes, we call'um frogs hehe.
We need someone to kill off all the
spiders. Or, uh, manufacture weapons maybe.
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redEye
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 03:42 PM
please, you two, get a room!
and don't be draggin' ghosty into
this mess, either.
grrrrrr....
women.
-redEye
But what do we do about the hammers?
Maybe by
flashing them?
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CHILLman
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 04:04 PM
Frogs and bugbeasts!? Wow, quite an imagination you've got there. :P
When I first saw a frog, I thought it was a baby burrick.... *sniff*
God bless their cute li'l hearts. 
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"What was that!?" "The
wind."
"What was that!?" "The
wind!"
"What was that!?" "JUST THE
WIND!"
"What was that!?" "How many times do I have
to tell you that it's just some guy in a black cape suspiciously
aiming an arrow right at my - oh...."
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 04:20 PM
Don't you grr women me or I'll... I'll set the Ghost on you!
And Ghost got himself into this by evesdropping. I smell two more
victums here Lytha.
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1999).]
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Catalyst
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posted March 20, 1999 04:23 PM
'Catalyst douses all the lights in the dining room and hops up onto
the table where he is safe. Two of three doors are locked and
traped, the third leading to the kitchen. Having no windows or doors
save for that which leads to the dining room, the kitchen is safe
from assault. Over the fireplace a single glazed duck spits juice
into the flame. As a final measure a barrel has been placed in front
of each door for furthur protection. Only the secret knock can get
oneself into this safe house. Catalyst sits down and begins to
feast. "It may be a long wait till this is over", he thinks to
himself.'
Lytha, Jyre: Be warned. I am safe from your evil doings.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 05:27 PM
Hehehehe, I have the Eye now, and I invited some Zombies to come in
here tonight.
Jyre, we can lean back and watch the Zombies work.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:19 PM
I think someone forgot about the trapdoor in the ceiling hehehe.
Entyer one exploding frog It will keep him
distracted long enough for the zombies to get in through the kitchen
drainage system.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:41 PM
You think Ghost's genuine, Lytha?
I've found a gem he might
like... if he's good.
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 06:42 PM
'With a soft plop! a small frog lands next to the table. Shock
passes over Catalyst's face, he looks up. "The trap door! Of
course!.." Just then moaning erupts from the kitchen sink. Hurried,
Catalyst trys to pin a broadhead on the frog, but it moves too fast.
After several attempts he realizes the frog can't get up on the
table! Smugly he waits....
Soon several zombies wander in from
the kitchen. "Hello, I've been waiting for you...." Quickly Catalyst
drops a flashbomb. The frog, now immobile, explodes as an arrow hits
it. Two flashbombs later there is a stack of zombie parts blocking
the trap door and Catalyst is found in the kitchen trying to figure
out how the zombies got in.'
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 07:40 PM
Darn, foiled. Ghost, your skills are needed.
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Ghost
Member |
posted March 20, 1999 08:07 PM
Catalyst seems relatively well prepared...i'd suggest leaving him
alone for now..no use losing more help on someone who has to come
out sometime
MUAHAHAHA!
carry on with the plan
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 01:18 AM
'After plugging the sink Catalyst realizes his food will only last
him so long. He returns to the dining room to think...'
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 04:52 AM
Meanwhile Jyre, having been failed by Ghost (you'll pay), sneaks up
to the trapddor, which is now clear of zombie parts as Catalyst used
flash bombs instead of holy water, readies a gas arrow and lets fly.
It catches Catalyst between the shoulder blades and the gas clouds
upwards around his face. Jyre smiles as Catalyst drops like a stone.
She lowers herself into the room on a rope, removes everything from
the dining room including Catalyst's lockpicks and keys, makes sure
all the door, including the one to the kitchen, are locked and
shimmeys back up. Retreiving the rope, she shuts the trapdoor and
slides a locking bar across it then instructs two of her more
trusted haunts to stand guard whilst she finds Lytha to discus
Catalysts fate.
[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 11:14 AM
Lytha just entered the forum and wonders if she should not give the
Eye to Constantine. Naive and nice as she is, she believes that he
will pay her 100.000 $ for it.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 12:26 PM
No, Lytha! NOOO!!! We need the Eye!
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"Mine is not to reason why,
Mine is but
to do or die."
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 12:45 PM
Hm, do we? ...
I really want to see the cutscene, you know.
And 100.000 $ is pretty much. Constantine wouldnt dare to
betray me this time, I am sure, because I am such a great skilled
thief. He will fear me this time and give me the money. Yes, I am
sure...
I have an idea, Jyre. I will give the Eye to Constantine,
watch the cutscene, and after that I will walk into the
twin-Cathedral to get the twin-Eye (without Murus, with the loot,
and without dealing damage).
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 12:47 PM
And then you will have the money and the Eye
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"Mine is not to reason why,
Mine is but
to do or die."
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 12:55 PM
Probably.
Else another 3 maps with a very low Gamma-setting.
Hm... time to get the Eye to Constantine.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 01:18 PM
Very well. But do so in your dryad form.
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 01:27 PM
Lytha, still giggling on the floor, tries to re-morph herself
back in human shape. She finds it sadly difficult and stops
again.
Do you think I will shock Constantine when I am in this shape
when I give him the Eye? Err, I hope I can get my human shape back
before tomorrow...
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 01:35 PM
Fed up with Lytha's drunken antics, Jyre forces her to take a
'potion of sobering'. It takes just seconds to have an effect
Now you will be able to return to your human form and infiltrate
the real world again
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 01:40 PM
Urg! sober again
Now, givsie us your eye, redEye!
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 03:58 PM
'Sometime during the night Catalyst wakes up. The sweet aroma of KO
gas still lingers in the room. Slowly he regains his senses. He
hears a zombie howl and frantically reaches for his holy water only
to find his equiptment gone! A quick glance around the room tells
him anything of value has been stolen.
Walking groggily towards the kitchen Catalyst trips on a zombie
head. Falling to the ground he is griped by the putrid stench of
rotting flesh. Getting up Catalyst quips to himself, "Hmm, they
didn't take the zombie parts, perhaps they didn't see them." He
chuckles to himself in spite of the situation and stumbles into the
kitchen door only to find it locked. A quarter of an hour and a
broken table leg later the kitchen door is open.
Seeing the hearth still aflame Catalyst is delighted. He cups his
hands and begins to douse the fire with water from the sink. As he
crawls up the secret passage in the chimmney Catalyst can't help but
feel angry. "I only wished to remain apart from the evil that is
Lytha and HER STOOGE, Jyre. How dare they insult a thief by robbing
him. If they want a war they shall HAVE one!" he declares. Up on the
roof Catalyst is surprised to still see activity outside. Down below
Ghost is groveling at the feet of Jyre. Wandering about are many
other traitors who have chosen the easy path. "Now HOW am I going to
get past them?" At that he sees redEye dash into the house
completely nude! He is quickly followed by the bumbling hoards of
evil, the lawn outside is now clear. "Dear redEye, thou art truly my
friend, else that or a crazy fool!" Shaking his head Catalyst hops
down from the roof and steals away into the night.
As dawn breaks a gigantic encampment of hammerites encircle the
forum....'
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Fafhrd
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 04:42 PM
Fafhrd, standing on a roof opposite the mansion, watches with a
bemused expression, shakes his head and steals off across the
rooftops, waiting for a modicum of sanity to return to the
scene.
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 05:10 PM
Seeing the advancing army, Jyre goes to her humble servant
Stonewall and asks him to bar the hammers way. He is only too
pleased to position himself before the mansion, so tall he cannot be
climbed, so wide he cannot be circled and so deep he cannot be
breached. His foundations are set so deep in the earth that no
tunnel can pass under them. The mansion is safe whilst the next
stage is planned.
[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 06:22 PM
'Being that the Hammerite forces already completely surround the
forum they are only mildly shocked at the appearance of Stonewall. A
priest from the blocked off section appeals to the giant thief, "Why
does a man of your might allow yourself to be ordered about like a
common servant? Join us in restoring the order, freedom, and peace
that this forum once maintained! And may the Master Builder strike
down upon this evil with a mighty hammer blow!"
On the other side of the forum the hammerites tighten their ranks
but hold position. Every once and a while the tension is broken by a
flaming hammer tearing into a zombie that would try to cross the
field.
But nowhere is Catalyst to be seen...'
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Jyre
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 06:33 PM
How dare you allie yourself with the hammers?! The are religious
fanatics! Fiends!
And we will find you, Catalyst. And when you
see our true purpose you will join us.
Pleased with Ghost's spider killing, Jyre appoints him general
of the undead and orders him to bring order to the mob. Whilst this
is going on she orders an evacuation of the more vunerable through
the newly cleared caverns. Lytha is still recovering from excess tea
drinking.
[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Fafhrd
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 07:16 PM
fafhrd cleverly sneaks up behind the well ordered mob of Hammerites,
slitting their throats with his dagger Heartseeker. Then letting out
a bestial roar as the bloodlust consumes him he draws sword Graywand
and starts hacking down the Hammerite ranks. Soon he is standing in
a pool of their steaming blood surrounded by the remaining zealots
looking at them through half lidded eyes, as blood gushed from
several several well placed cuts and more than a few compound
fractures.
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It is a far, far better thing to keep a
firm anchor in nonsense than to set out on the troubled waters of
thought.
[This message has been edited by Fafhrd (edited March 21,
1999).]
[This message has been edited by Fafhrd (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 07:40 PM
'This UNREAL carnage has truly DOOMed the forces of good. The fact
that one man hath destroyed most all of the Hammerites is a SIN. His
super human strength and ability has caused those with good in their
hearts to QUAKE where they stand. It should be cause for the forces
of evil to QUAKE TOO, for a man of such power could surely cut your
LIFE in HALF as well.'
[This message has been edited by Catalyst (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Fafhrd
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 07:46 PM
I didn't kill all of them! I'm still surrounded by quite a few!! I
only killed most, because first of all they were simply stunned as I
tore through their ranks. I'M A BERZERKER DAMMIT!!!!
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Catalyst
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 08:04 PM
'Fearing that the Builder had forsaken them, the remaining
Hammerites appeal once again to Stonewall for assistance, "We ask
you again sir, but with more urgency-throw off your evil shackles
and help us to fight this new menace that hath slain so many."
Getting no immediate response they turn back and raise their
hammers...'
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Fafhrd
Member |
posted March 21, 1999 08:09 PM
Realizing that he is in no small amount of trouble, Fafhrd throws a
severed head at the nearest hammerite, as the hammer leans back to
avoid being hit, Fafhrd limps at a surprisingly fast pace through
the breach in the circle and disappears.
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It is a far, far better thing to keep a
firm anchor in nonsense than to set out on the troubled waters of
thought.
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Stonewall
Junior Member |
posted March 21, 1999 08:21 PM
None shall pass....the black knight always triumphs...Have at you!
Far in the distance, the dust of JEB Stuart's Cavalry can be
seen, riding to the relief of Stonewall's sorely beleagured
battlements...
[This message has been edited by Stonewall (edited March 21,
1999).]
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 22, 1999 05:27 AM
Lytha hops for a short moment into the forum, just before she
goes to lunchtime. She has a little hangover, but is sober again.
Her colleague is not very scared, so she is probably in human shape
again.
Damn, how could Constantine dare to betray me once again?! He
stoly my eye and fed my to his plants, grr. And now I dont
understand why I have so many hitpoints left, after all that
trouble.
Time for new plans for our world domination, Jyre.
Btw: The cutscene and the intro to Escape! are prettier in
the German version. When the German Constantine morphes himself, he
shouts in a very scaring way. And the German Keeper who says "Since
you left us..." has such a pretty voice. Both make me shiver, but
the German Keeper has the better voice, I would make him speak the
sentences all day, if I could...
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lothril
Member |
posted March 22, 1999 07:23 AM
I was about to tell ya all to get a life but just yesterday evening
i went out to the video club for a Haagen Dazszshs (since i dont
have a vcr) and on the way back i went through a different route
round the back of my house. There is this amazing area there full of
student houses (old english style houses) and this dark alley that
goes along the back yards.. there is a river there as well and bare
trees...so i went into the alley completely drowned in darkness and
i could hear people talking behind closed doors..the wind was
howling and shit and it was so thief-like I SWEAR i almost cried..i
dunno why ! that was such an overwhelming feeling ..i really cant
explain... so i just walked there for a couple of minutes listening
and laughing to my self wishing i had a sword and some bloody
taffers to hack to death...i also crept up to a window and peaked
inside...(uh...isnt that kind of illegal?) so ..well i think that
says a lot. and then i went home i ate my ice
cream...
.
.
.and of course i played thief...
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redEye
Member |
posted March 22, 1999 09:39 AM
LOL... nice, catty. Fafhrd, go find some aliens or something - i
hear there's a dimensional rift opening in five minutes! (what game am i
referring to? i don't even know! all of 'em?)
redEye waits paitently in the shadows, relieved that he didn't
have to pull catty's chestnuts off the fire yet again . hearing Lytha's tale of
naive woe, he chuckles and edges a bit closer to the united
hammerite forces, watching them mutter that the taffer who abused
them had better come out, that he's a nail, etc etc. After about 5
minutes, they seem to forget about him - however, they're surprised
anew each time they find one of the 3 bodies that the intruder
created. Fools.
-redEye
(Lytha, just so you know, you would want to use scary
rather than scaring there. Come to think of it, the latter
does make sense, since it's synonymous with
frightening, but that's how it is. Ahh, bastard
languages. Don't ya love em? NO! NO
TANGENTS!)
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Lytha
Member |
posted March 22, 1999 09:56 AM
A dimensional rift? Tell me more!
Lytha had finished work for today, and sneaks in. She
frightens redEye by appearing just behind him.
(Well, I did never tell anyone I had a feeling for your
language... )
[This message has been edited by Lytha (edited March 22,
1999).]
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Kyloe
Member |
posted March 22, 1999 06:03 PM
TANGENTS anyone? TANGENTS? Get 'em while they're hot! TANGENTS! Inna
bun!
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