Please visit our sponsors.
Click Here to Visit our Sponsor



UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
  GameForum
  Thief
  Jyre...

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
profile | register | prefs | faq | search

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Author Topic:   Jyre...
Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Jyre, here I am.

Time for conspiracies.

[This message has been edited by Lytha (edited March 20, 1999).]

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Double post

[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 20, 1999).]

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Hmmm... We need to gain control of the fire elementals. Any ideas?

You at O/H's or at home? 'Cos I sent you more mail

And I just got kicked off-line so I apollogise for the delay.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Maybe by flashing them?

The easiest way would be: Let them follow you, and run back into the forum with them in your back.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
At home now. The best time for conspiracies would be Monday-Friday, 9:00-13:00 a.m. MEZ. (err, 3:00-7:00 a.m. in this forum). That wouldn't explode my telephon bill.

[This message has been edited by Lytha (edited March 20, 1999).]

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
It would? Can't do wed, thur, fri. Working. But cheapest time for phone use here is weekends.

And then we must put one elemental in every shadow we can find and flush out all the Thief's, making them pledge themselves to us in exchange for their shadows.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
My bosses would probably not be very happy to find myself in the gameforum every morning, too. Monday and Tuesday are still possible.


Hehe.

It would be even more fun, if we laid a sleeping Zombie into every shadow. They are more difficult to see in the dark - the spies would walk over the Zombies and become Zombies themself.

More to control for us.

[This message has been edited by Lytha (edited March 20, 1999).]

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
I see.
But what do we do about the hammers? I don't think they would make good zombies.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Oh, indeed. I loved the Hammer-Zombies in Bonehoard, even if I was very astonished that they did not cast any magic.

It is tricky to lure them into Zombies, because the chances are bad that the Zombie will survive.

I think it is easier, when we have the Eye in our hands... I am before LostCity now, but I can have it once again in my hands tomorrow, when I finished RTC again - and this time I could decide against giving it to Constantine.

What about Frogs?

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Frogs... We use them to keep our few humans in line. If someone disobeys we send round a frog to blow off their toes

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Okay, this sounds perfect.

We should now distribute the tasks among us.


I could grab the Eye and get some Zombies. You could continue the brainwashing part.

Any more tasks to distribute?

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Kyloe is our spy. And someone needs to breed the frogs. Ghost perhaps I don't think he'll be wanting to much human company right now hehe

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
You know, I thought the Frogs were male Bugbeasts. The Bugbeasts look very female, somehow, and insects have often strange differences in the height of females and males.

But Ghost will probably prefer the company of Frogs now.

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Bugbeasts and frogs... That is scary vision! hehe.
But we have forgotten the monkeys..

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
The monkeys? Do we need them? ...

They insulted me, because they wanted to see my Dötten, you know. And they called me a "mouse". They deserve the "Apes in Space"-Project: To boldly go where no Ape has been before. To encounter new planets, and galaxies...

Nah, Frogs and Bugbeasts are better. Together with Zombies and Haunts, and Fireelementals.

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Yes. There is much to think of here. Now is a time for thinking and dog walking.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Okay, lets continue this conspiracy later today.

Ghost
Member
posted March 20, 1999 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghost   Click Here to Email Ghost     Edit Message
sneaks in

hey! PSSST!

i'm wif ya..even after the old woman thing..grr..but can't i do something bigger than breeding frogs? unless of course that would be refering to French women since some brits call them froggies but thats a different thing..nevermind

anyway..no more old women k? if yer gonna leave me presents don't be mean about it =p

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Yes, we call'um frogs hehe.
We need someone to kill off all the spiders. Or, uh, manufacture weapons maybe.

------------------
Rangers 0 - Dundee United 1
Support the T&B!

redEye
Member
posted March 20, 1999 03:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for redEye   Click Here to Email redEye     Edit Message
please, you two, get a room!
and don't be draggin' ghosty into this mess, either.
grrrrrr....
women.

-redEye

But what do we do about the hammers?
Maybe by flashing them?

CHILLman
Member
posted March 20, 1999 04:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CHILLman   Click Here to Email CHILLman     Edit Message
Frogs and bugbeasts!? Wow, quite an imagination you've got there. :P When I first saw a frog, I thought it was a baby burrick.... *sniff* God bless their cute li'l hearts.

------------------
"What was that!?" "The wind."
"What was that!?" "The wind!"
"What was that!?" "JUST THE WIND!"
"What was that!?" "How many times do I have to tell you that it's just some guy in a black cape suspiciously aiming an arrow right at my - oh...."

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Don't you grr women me or I'll... I'll set the Ghost on you!

And Ghost got himself into this by evesdropping. I smell two more victums here Lytha.
------------------
Rangers 0 - Dundee United 1
Support the T&B!

[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 20, 1999).]

Catalyst
Member
posted March 20, 1999 04:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'Catalyst douses all the lights in the dining room and hops up onto the table where he is safe. Two of three doors are locked and traped, the third leading to the kitchen. Having no windows or doors save for that which leads to the dining room, the kitchen is safe from assault. Over the fireplace a single glazed duck spits juice into the flame. As a final measure a barrel has been placed in front of each door for furthur protection. Only the secret knock can get oneself into this safe house. Catalyst sits down and begins to feast. "It may be a long wait till this is over", he thinks to himself.'

Lytha, Jyre: Be warned. I am safe from your evil doings.

Lytha
Member
posted March 20, 1999 05:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Hehehehe, I have the Eye now, and I invited some Zombies to come in here tonight.

Jyre, we can lean back and watch the Zombies work.

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
I think someone forgot about the trapdoor in the ceiling hehehe. Entyer one exploding frog It will keep him distracted long enough for the zombies to get in through the kitchen drainage system.

------------------
Rangers 0 - Dundee United 1
Support the T&B!

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
You think Ghost's genuine, Lytha?
I've found a gem he might like... if he's good.

Catalyst
Member
posted March 20, 1999 06:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'With a soft plop! a small frog lands next to the table. Shock passes over Catalyst's face, he looks up. "The trap door! Of course!.." Just then moaning erupts from the kitchen sink. Hurried, Catalyst trys to pin a broadhead on the frog, but it moves too fast. After several attempts he realizes the frog can't get up on the table! Smugly he waits....
Soon several zombies wander in from the kitchen. "Hello, I've been waiting for you...." Quickly Catalyst drops a flashbomb. The frog, now immobile, explodes as an arrow hits it. Two flashbombs later there is a stack of zombie parts blocking the trap door and Catalyst is found in the kitchen trying to figure out how the zombies got in.'

Jyre
Member
posted March 20, 1999 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Darn, foiled. Ghost, your skills are needed.

------------------
Rangers 0 - Dundee United 1
Support the T&B!

Ghost
Member
posted March 20, 1999 08:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghost   Click Here to Email Ghost     Edit Message
Catalyst seems relatively well prepared...i'd suggest leaving him alone for now..no use losing more help on someone who has to come out sometime

MUAHAHAHA!

carry on with the plan

Catalyst
Member
posted March 21, 1999 01:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'After plugging the sink Catalyst realizes his food will only last him so long. He returns to the dining room to think...'

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 04:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Meanwhile Jyre, having been failed by Ghost (you'll pay), sneaks up to the trapddor, which is now clear of zombie parts as Catalyst used flash bombs instead of holy water, readies a gas arrow and lets fly. It catches Catalyst between the shoulder blades and the gas clouds upwards around his face. Jyre smiles as Catalyst drops like a stone. She lowers herself into the room on a rope, removes everything from the dining room including Catalyst's lockpicks and keys, makes sure all the door, including the one to the kitchen, are locked and shimmeys back up. Retreiving the rope, she shuts the trapdoor and slides a locking bar across it then instructs two of her more trusted haunts to stand guard whilst she finds Lytha to discus Catalysts fate.

[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21, 1999).]

Lytha
Member
posted March 21, 1999 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Lytha just entered the forum and wonders if she should not give the Eye to Constantine. Naive and nice as she is, she believes that he will pay her 100.000 $ for it.

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 12:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
No, Lytha! NOOO!!! We need the Eye!

------------------
"Mine is not to reason why,
Mine is but to do or die."

Lytha
Member
posted March 21, 1999 12:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Hm, do we? ...

I really want to see the cutscene, you know.


And 100.000 $ is pretty much. Constantine wouldnt dare to betray me this time, I am sure, because I am such a great skilled thief. He will fear me this time and give me the money. Yes, I am sure...


I have an idea, Jyre. I will give the Eye to Constantine, watch the cutscene, and after that I will walk into the twin-Cathedral to get the twin-Eye (without Murus, with the loot, and without dealing damage).

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 12:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
And then you will have the money and the Eye

------------------
"Mine is not to reason why,
Mine is but to do or die."

Lytha
Member
posted March 21, 1999 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Probably.

Else another 3 maps with a very low Gamma-setting.

Hm... time to get the Eye to Constantine.

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Very well. But do so in your dryad form.

Lytha
Member
posted March 21, 1999 01:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Lytha, still giggling on the floor, tries to re-morph herself back in human shape. She finds it sadly difficult and stops again.

Do you think I will shock Constantine when I am in this shape when I give him the Eye? Err, I hope I can get my human shape back before tomorrow...

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 01:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Fed up with Lytha's drunken antics, Jyre forces her to take a 'potion of sobering'. It takes just seconds to have an effect

Now you will be able to return to your human form and infiltrate the real world again

Lytha
Member
posted March 21, 1999 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Urg! sober again

Now, givsie us your eye, redEye!

Catalyst
Member
posted March 21, 1999 03:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'Sometime during the night Catalyst wakes up. The sweet aroma of KO gas still lingers in the room. Slowly he regains his senses. He hears a zombie howl and frantically reaches for his holy water only to find his equiptment gone! A quick glance around the room tells him anything of value has been stolen.

Walking groggily towards the kitchen Catalyst trips on a zombie head. Falling to the ground he is griped by the putrid stench of rotting flesh. Getting up Catalyst quips to himself, "Hmm, they didn't take the zombie parts, perhaps they didn't see them." He chuckles to himself in spite of the situation and stumbles into the kitchen door only to find it locked. A quarter of an hour and a broken table leg later the kitchen door is open.

Seeing the hearth still aflame Catalyst is delighted. He cups his hands and begins to douse the fire with water from the sink. As he crawls up the secret passage in the chimmney Catalyst can't help but feel angry. "I only wished to remain apart from the evil that is Lytha and HER STOOGE, Jyre. How dare they insult a thief by robbing him. If they want a war they shall HAVE one!" he declares. Up on the roof Catalyst is surprised to still see activity outside. Down below Ghost is groveling at the feet of Jyre. Wandering about are many other traitors who have chosen the easy path. "Now HOW am I going to get past them?" At that he sees redEye dash into the house completely nude! He is quickly followed by the bumbling hoards of evil, the lawn outside is now clear. "Dear redEye, thou art truly my friend, else that or a crazy fool!" Shaking his head Catalyst hops down from the roof and steals away into the night.

As dawn breaks a gigantic encampment of hammerites encircle the forum....'

Fafhrd
Member
posted March 21, 1999 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fafhrd   Click Here to Email Fafhrd     Edit Message
Fafhrd, standing on a roof opposite the mansion, watches with a bemused expression, shakes his head and steals off across the rooftops, waiting for a modicum of sanity to return to the scene.

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
Seeing the advancing army, Jyre goes to her humble servant Stonewall and asks him to bar the hammers way. He is only too pleased to position himself before the mansion, so tall he cannot be climbed, so wide he cannot be circled and so deep he cannot be breached. His foundations are set so deep in the earth that no tunnel can pass under them. The mansion is safe whilst the next stage is planned.

[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21, 1999).]

Catalyst
Member
posted March 21, 1999 06:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'Being that the Hammerite forces already completely surround the forum they are only mildly shocked at the appearance of Stonewall. A priest from the blocked off section appeals to the giant thief, "Why does a man of your might allow yourself to be ordered about like a common servant? Join us in restoring the order, freedom, and peace that this forum once maintained! And may the Master Builder strike down upon this evil with a mighty hammer blow!"

On the other side of the forum the hammerites tighten their ranks but hold position. Every once and a while the tension is broken by a flaming hammer tearing into a zombie that would try to cross the field.

But nowhere is Catalyst to be seen...'

Jyre
Member
posted March 21, 1999 06:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jyre   Click Here to Email Jyre     Edit Message
How dare you allie yourself with the hammers?! The are religious fanatics! Fiends!
And we will find you, Catalyst. And when you see our true purpose you will join us.

Pleased with Ghost's spider killing, Jyre appoints him general of the undead and orders him to bring order to the mob. Whilst this is going on she orders an evacuation of the more vunerable through the newly cleared caverns. Lytha is still recovering from excess tea drinking.

[This message has been edited by Jyre (edited March 21, 1999).]

Fafhrd
Member
posted March 21, 1999 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fafhrd   Click Here to Email Fafhrd     Edit Message
fafhrd cleverly sneaks up behind the well ordered mob of Hammerites, slitting their throats with his dagger Heartseeker. Then letting out a bestial roar as the bloodlust consumes him he draws sword Graywand and starts hacking down the Hammerite ranks. Soon he is standing in a pool of their steaming blood surrounded by the remaining zealots looking at them through half lidded eyes, as blood gushed from several several well placed cuts and more than a few compound fractures.

------------------
It is a far, far better thing to keep a firm anchor in nonsense than to set out on the troubled waters of thought.


[This message has been edited by Fafhrd (edited March 21, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by Fafhrd (edited March 21, 1999).]

Catalyst
Member
posted March 21, 1999 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'This UNREAL carnage has truly DOOMed the forces of good. The fact that one man hath destroyed most all of the Hammerites is a SIN. His super human strength and ability has caused those with good in their hearts to QUAKE where they stand. It should be cause for the forces of evil to QUAKE TOO, for a man of such power could surely cut your LIFE in HALF as well.'

[This message has been edited by Catalyst (edited March 21, 1999).]

Fafhrd
Member
posted March 21, 1999 07:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fafhrd   Click Here to Email Fafhrd     Edit Message
I didn't kill all of them! I'm still surrounded by quite a few!! I only killed most, because first of all they were simply stunned as I tore through their ranks. I'M A BERZERKER DAMMIT!!!!

Catalyst
Member
posted March 21, 1999 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
'Fearing that the Builder had forsaken them, the remaining Hammerites appeal once again to Stonewall for assistance, "We ask you again sir, but with more urgency-throw off your evil shackles and help us to fight this new menace that hath slain so many." Getting no immediate response they turn back and raise their hammers...'

Fafhrd
Member
posted March 21, 1999 08:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fafhrd   Click Here to Email Fafhrd     Edit Message
Realizing that he is in no small amount of trouble, Fafhrd throws a severed head at the nearest hammerite, as the hammer leans back to avoid being hit, Fafhrd limps at a surprisingly fast pace through the breach in the circle and disappears.

------------------
It is a far, far better thing to keep a firm anchor in nonsense than to set out on the troubled waters of thought.


Stonewall
Junior Member
posted March 21, 1999 08:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stonewall   Click Here to Email Stonewall     Edit Message
None shall pass....the black knight always triumphs...Have at you!

Far in the distance, the dust of JEB Stuart's Cavalry can be seen, riding to the relief of Stonewall's sorely beleagured battlements...

[This message has been edited by Stonewall (edited March 21, 1999).]

Lytha
Member
posted March 22, 1999 05:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Lytha hops for a short moment into the forum, just before she goes to lunchtime. She has a little hangover, but is sober again. Her colleague is not very scared, so she is probably in human shape again.

Damn, how could Constantine dare to betray me once again?! He stoly my eye and fed my to his plants, grr. And now I dont understand why I have so many hitpoints left, after all that trouble.

Time for new plans for our world domination, Jyre.


Btw: The cutscene and the intro to Escape! are prettier in the German version. When the German Constantine morphes himself, he shouts in a very scaring way. And the German Keeper who says "Since you left us..." has such a pretty voice. Both make me shiver, but the German Keeper has the better voice, I would make him speak the sentences all day, if I could...

lothril
Member
posted March 22, 1999 07:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lothril   Click Here to Email lothril     Edit Message
I was about to tell ya all to get a life but just yesterday evening i went out to the video club for a Haagen Dazszshs (since i dont have a vcr) and on the way back i went through a different route round the back of my house. There is this amazing area there full of student houses (old english style houses) and this dark alley that goes along the back yards.. there is a river there as well and bare trees...so i went into the alley completely drowned in darkness and i could hear people talking behind closed doors..the wind was howling and shit and it was so thief-like I SWEAR i almost cried..i dunno why ! that was such an overwhelming feeling ..i really cant explain... so i just walked there for a couple of minutes listening and laughing to my self wishing i had a sword and some bloody taffers to hack to death...i also crept up to a window and peaked inside...(uh...isnt that kind of illegal?) so ..well i think that says a lot. and then i went home i ate my ice cream...
.
.
.and of course i played thief...

redEye
Member
posted March 22, 1999 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for redEye   Click Here to Email redEye     Edit Message
LOL... nice, catty. Fafhrd, go find some aliens or something - i hear there's a dimensional rift opening in five minutes! (what game am i referring to? i don't even know! all of 'em?)

redEye waits paitently in the shadows, relieved that he didn't have to pull catty's chestnuts off the fire yet again . hearing Lytha's tale of naive woe, he chuckles and edges a bit closer to the united hammerite forces, watching them mutter that the taffer who abused them had better come out, that he's a nail, etc etc. After about 5 minutes, they seem to forget about him - however, they're surprised anew each time they find one of the 3 bodies that the intruder created. Fools.

-redEye

(Lytha, just so you know, you would want to use scary rather than scaring there. Come to think of it, the latter does make sense, since it's synonymous with frightening, but that's how it is. Ahh, bastard languages. Don't ya love em? NO! NO TANGENTS!)

Lytha
Member
posted March 22, 1999 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
A dimensional rift? Tell me more!

Lytha had finished work for today, and sneaks in. She frightens redEye by appearing just behind him.

(Well, I did never tell anyone I had a feeling for your language... )

[This message has been edited by Lytha (edited March 22, 1999).]

Kyloe
Member
posted March 22, 1999 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kyloe   Click Here to Email Kyloe     Edit Message
TANGENTS anyone? TANGENTS? Get 'em while they're hot! TANGENTS! Inna bun!

All times are ET (US) next newest topic | next oldest topic

Thread ClosedTo close this thread, click here (moderator or admin only).

Post New Topic  Post A Reply
Hop to:

Contact Us | GameForum

Copyright Gibbed, 1998. All Rights Reserved. A FGN Production.

Powered by: Ultimate Bulletin Board, Version 5.25
© Madrona Park, Inc., 1998 - 1999.