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Sparrow
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posted June 19, 1999 01:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sparrow   Click Here to Email Sparrow     Edit Message
Me too.

Have fun with zombie steaks with mushroom sauce.

Stonewall
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posted June 19, 1999 01:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stonewall   Click Here to Email Stonewall     Edit Message
Mr. Sparrow,

We at the firm must object to the use of the word 'drunk' in connection with our client, Mr. ua. While we agree that the phrase contains a deadly accuracy, we would like to assert that the terms are interchangeable.

If you insist on using this form of address in connection with our client, immediate legal action will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,
Homer N. Gotcha
Cheatham & Steele
Serving the retrant industry since the discovery of E. Coli

ua
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posted June 19, 1999 01:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ua   Click Here to Email ua     Edit Message
Dear sir or madam,
We apologize for the loss of your entire family tree in a freak bowling accident. However it has come to our attention that our attorneys (Cheatham & Steele) have indeed conferred with us as to the seious allegations you have made. Our company has never hired 62 underage hookers to a stag party and for you to imply we have is incredulous. We have in no way either implied that rabid gophers make amusing pets. All further dialogue about this will be through our aforementioned attorneys.

Congratulations on your 117th anniversary!
CEC UA
Supreme Commander, NATO

CardinalFang
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posted June 19, 1999 01:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Oh please. :P

Sparrow
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posted June 19, 1999 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sparrow   Click Here to Email Sparrow     Edit Message
To all concerned parties in this dispute or disputes coming hereafter,

Our client, a certain Mr. Sparrow, which just may be or may not be his real or not so real name, has upon deposit of rather miniscule/quite large/huge retainer amount payable in any US or other possibly existing bank or lending or any sort of business dealing with dough …

O #@$%, just forget this legal crap. Sparrow has asked us to tell you

If he ever hears of you again, it will be your knee caps.

Gambino & Co
A NJ Thrash And ‘Other’ Hauling Co .

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