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Thread: 1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

  1. #1601
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2009
    Location: Here, where do you think?
    oh.

  2. #1602
    #3585:
    The walls in your house are all bashed up because you went around whacking them with a blackjack to check for secret passages. "If it makes a sound, it must be a movable piece of geometry!"

    I came up with this because I was playing an FM and I entered a huge library. I began to think the author would hide some passage along the wall so I began hitting the walls and then I thought "what are the guards going to think when they wake up and see my remodeling job?".
    Last edited by lost_soul; 7th Aug 2011 at 23:31.

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  4. #1604
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2005
    Location: Not Kansas
    @lost soul:

  5. #1605
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    3586) You print out pictures of a healing potion, a flashbomb and your lockpicks, and stick them on your function keys. From then on, you press Healing Potion to bring up help files, alt + square lockpick to close programs, and in Thief, alt + flashbomb to take a screenshot.

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  7. #1607
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    3587: After winning big in the lottery, you decide to build a new home modeled after Bafford's Manor.

    (something I would do myself if I had the cash )
    Last edited by Azaran; 11th Apr 2012 at 18:11.

  8. #1608
    New Member
    Registered: Jul 2007
    Location: Under the palm tree
    #3587: Last time you played the cradle was years ago but whenever you see a flickering light you still get a mini heart attack (never playing that level again - once was more than enough!)

  9. #1609
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Germany
    Quote Originally Posted by Azaran View Post
    3587: After winning big in the lottery, you decide to build a new home modeled after Bafford's Manor.

    (something I would do myself if I had the cash )
    Good idea, except that I would add way more secret passages than in the original version

  10. #1610
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2009
    Location: Situation's changed, Tom.
    And then of course brag to your friends about it: 'Yeah, I got a throne room. How pretentious can I get, right? '

  11. #1611
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Germany
    Don't forget the cook serving the finest meals when hitting the big gong

  12. #1612
    jtr7
    Guest
    #3588: You go to a restaurant and find you are in no way fooled by Cook's practice of warming the salad to disguise wilting.

  13. #1613
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Germany
    #3589: You're asking the waiter of every restaurant if the meal includes "Mynell's secret igrendient" before eating anything.

  14. #1614
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    Quote Originally Posted by intruder View Post
    Good idea, except that I would add way more secret passages than in the original version
    Quote Originally Posted by PotatoGuy View Post
    And then of course brag to your friends about it: 'Yeah, I got a throne room. How pretentious can I get, right? '
    Quote Originally Posted by intruder View Post
    Don't forget the cook serving the finest meals when hitting the big gong

  15. #1615
    Official clue that you have been playing thief way to much ...

    You want to sneak around in almost every game . (Yesterday after some hours playing a TDP mission, I installed and started playing bioshock, and I was always trying to knock out a splicer with the wrench)

  16. #1616
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2012
    Location: Slovenia
    #3591: I was walking home late in the evening, after watching football at the Order of the Beer. I crossed the road and the bridge (Cross you the bridge...) then I entered a small area when there were no lights so my visibility indicator went black. The problem was I had no idea how to adjust my gamma settings in order not to step into the dog poops which I knew at least some were there. Another big problem was that I was in a urgent need for a toilet. Rough waters lie ahead.

  17. #1617
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: Uelzen, Lower Saxony, Germany
    #3592: You can ghost all the human guards in Bafford's Manor with full loot and all three pickpockets in under 15 minutes. Without reloading.

    Just wanted to brag.

  18. #1618
    #3593 You immerse for so long that you get depressed when you realise there are no save slots for real life.

  19. #1619
    #3594 You get tatoos of keeper glyphs instead of chinese symbols.

  20. #1620
    #3595 You wonder if the heads/deans of the faculties at your local University are actually Keepers.

  21. #1621
    Quote Originally Posted by jtr7 View Post
    #3588: You go to a restaurant and find you are in no way fooled by Cook's practice of warming the salad to disguise wilting.


    awesomeawesomeawesome!

  22. #1622
    #3596 You start moving REALLY slow when you step onto a tile floor.

    #3597 You speed up when you get to carpet and even jump onto over carpets/rugs.

    #3598 You run up to people standing on a carpet and raise your hand over head as if to strike them. (don't forget to grunt!)

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