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Thread: Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

  1. #326
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    Registered: Oct 2016
    Location: The Warp
    "We didst see a sight unlike any other. 'Twas a most peculiar blend of many coloured squares. Brother Martello didst strike at it with his most holy hammer, but strike true it did not, for we heard no sound of impact. This material seems impenetrable, a flawless (if unsightly) creation. We hath named this most holy discovery 'Jorge', and shall dwell on its potential further."

    -Letter to a Hammerite High Priest

  2. #327
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    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    ..And lo, Brother Falstaff did brandish his mighty hammer before the Acolytes and thus did spake.
    'Thine hammer is thy friend, treat it well and it shall serve thee for many long years'.
    'Mine own hammer I have kept with me nigh on one score and nine years, the very hammer I was given when I was an Acolyte, as thee are now. I hath only had to change the head of it a dozen times and the shaft, seven!'

    'The Follies of Brother Falstaff-Chapter 7'

  3. #328
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    Registered: Oct 2016
    Location: The Warp
    Quote Originally Posted by baeuchlein View Post
    "I am a ball wielder..."
    The Ball Wielder's Prayer

    I am a Ball Wielder.
    Let my balls endure, from season to season, game to game, and court to court.
    Let my balls stand, while spectators cheer, commentators make obvious comments, and other teams lose.
    I am a Ball Wielder, and my balls will always stand as a spherical shield against other, lesser sports.
    This I pray, that will the Master Ball-der grant.

    -Piece of parchment found wedged under a mysterious locked door on the Keeper training course

  4. #329
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    Registered: Dec 2015
    Location: Germany
    Quote Originally Posted by McTaffer View Post
    The Ball Wielder's Prayer

    I am a Ball Wielder.
    [...]

    -Piece of parchment found wedged under a mysterious locked door on the Keeper training course
    Thou shall not partake in these wicked games of balls.
    Grab the shaft of thy holy hammer instead!

    - Collection of instructions for Hammerite novices, Vol. 4

  5. #330
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    Registered: May 2004
    Nay! Not this kind of shaft!

    -- addendum

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