I'm sure it's all very obvious to you BM, since I suspect your behavior is entirely intentional and calculated, but in case I'm wrong, here is how your behavior appears to everyone else here (other than your buddy Increasing):
- Start a random thread based on a highly contentious issue which you know will get posts.
- Wait until someone insults you (or bait them into it).
- Complain to the moderators that you've been insulted and that the rulebreaker should be punished, all while returning insults worse than what were given.
That's the dictionary definition of a troll.