Webstats - January 2006

[David]

TTLG.com webstats for the month of January 2006


These stats do not include "bot" stats (ie: Google)

• Hits: 8.64 million
• Traffic: 37.64 GB

Daily Averages:

• Hits: 278,989
• Traffic: 1.21 GB

Misc Stats:

• Busiest Day of the Month: 10th January
• Busiest Day of the Week: Monday
• Busiest Hour of the Day: 2100-2200 (GMT)
• 11.9% of visitors stay for 15 minutes
• 8.2 % stay for over an hour.

Top 3 "Bot" Stats:

• GoogleBot: 318,720 hits 3.24GB
• MSNBot: 31,152 hits (1.28 GB)
• Inktomi: 26,354 hits (299MB)

OS Stats:

• Windows: 95.5%
• Mac OSX: 1.9%
• Linux: 1.7%

Web Browser Stats:

• Internet Explorer: 57.5%
• Mozilla Foundation (Mozilla/Firefox): 32.1%
• Opera: 8.2%
• Safari: 1.3%

Top 5 Non-TTLG/Non-search engine referrers:

• Wikipedia: 926 hits
• Singing Fish: 732 hits
• Stumble Upon: 197 hits
• Something Awful Forums: 160
• IGN Forums: 107

These are search terms used to find TTLG via a search engine.

• oblivion system requirements
• battlestar galactica season two spoilers
• trackmania nations
• pants wetting
• morrowind sex
• kolbjorn barrow
• guitar tabs illegal
• retarded smiley
• fahrenheit carla nude
• holophonic haircut
• giant sea monster
• will my computer run oblivion
• cure corprus disease
• tookie toast
• mario humping peach
• sinocalycanthus chinesis
• tthou hast seen the hag?
• could not copy eidosstore.url to whereever i want to install the game

Forum Stats:

• New Forum Members in January: 261
• New Posts in Januaryr: 15,805
• New Threads in January: 737

Gotta love those search terms - that last one is pretty odd

Hits are way up this month too - the highest for quite a while, which is cool.

8.2% of hits are via Firefox 1.0.7 - there's 1.5.01 now!

[Spitter]

I'm really surprised we haven't had any Hot Garrett Sex search terms yet (hopefully the google spiders pick this up!)

garrett humping vikki

[potterr]

Ok call me sad but I work out that there would have been approximately 100,000,000 hits for the past year as of the end of February with about 440 GB's of data...

I do a lot of this kind of thing at work, cost savings against usage compared to other web systems I have developed...doesn't get me paid any more though when things are going well though....

[Ajare]

'Morrowind sex' seems to come up a lot.

Slightly odd request here. Would it be possible to see which emoticons are the most used? Maybe a nice list in descending order, ranked by number of times used in the average post? If it's too much bother, then don't, but some strange nerdish part of me wants to know.

[Enchantermon]

[*]could not copy eidosstore.url to whereever i want to install the game

Okay.....

'Morrowind sex' seems to come up a lot.

Yeah, what's with that? I've never played Morrowind; does it have something to do with the game?

Enchantermon

[Arondil]

It doesn't.

Suppose it could be someone looking for whether it makes a difference if the PC is male or female (which it almost doesn't).

[Enchantermon]

It doesn't.

Ah.

Suppose it could be someone looking for whether it makes a difference if the PC is male or female (which it almost doesn't).

Computers, like ships, are always female. At least in my mind.

Enchantermon

[Gingerbread Man]

Player Character, you nonce.

[Enchantermon]

Player Character, you nonce.

Yeah.....the sentence makes more sense now. Sorry.

Enchantermon

[Ulukai]

Computers, like ships, are always female. At least in my mind.

ChanterMon check out this little hottie:



Is she making you hot Sir? Do you think she wants it?

Ooh

[dj_ivocha]

If Ulukai posts a picture of a (his) HOT PC on the internets, is that considered flirting?

[*] guitar tabs illegal

Now we are going to get BAND!

[Naitachal]

Oh god, if he posts a shot of the motherboard I might just lose it right here.

[Spitter]

I think that's against the guidelines

[TF]

[Navyhacker006]

ChanterMon check out this little hottie:



Is she making you hot Sir? Do you think she wants it?

Ooh

Who are you? What have you been doing in my house? Why are you taking pictures of her?!!?!

(Seriously, you managed to dig up the computer case that I use. Freaky.)

And, GBM: what's your definition of nonce? I'm getting 'time being', and 'present occasion' from google/dictionary.com. Neither of which seem to fit

[SD]

I'm guessing when he says "nonce", it's meaning "idiot".

Although in the UK, the word typically means paedophile .

[ffox]

If you add "slang" to your search you will find this:

1. A sexual deviant, having been convicted of a sex crime against children.
2. An objectionable or contemptible person, by extension of the definition in noun 1.

[SD]

So, in other words, exactly what I said then .

[Enchantermon]

I'm getting 'time being', and 'present occasion' from google/dictionary.com. Neither of which seem to fit

Yeah, that's what I got when I looked it up, but I figured it must mean something different when used as slang (as ffox has already pointed out).

Enchantermon

[SD]

as ffox has already pointed out

Uh-oh, it's happening again - my posts have become invisible %|_|

[TF]

Yeah, that's what I got when I looked it up, but I figured it must mean something different when used as slang (as ffox has already pointed out).

Enchantermon

[Gingerbread Man]

Just for the record, I wasn't in the least bit implying that Enchantermon is a pedophile or a contemptible person. Definitions and usage are frequently at odds -- in this case, "nonce" has been employed with roughly the same level of ferocity as "ninny" or "chowderhead" would have been.

Perhaps if I were more accustomed to gaying up my posts with winky-smilies we wouldn't have these misunderstandings.

[NeoPendragon]

These are search terms used to find TTLG via a search engine.

Hahaha. That makes me want to see the top 10 searches on Google.

Perhaps if I were more accustomed to gaying up my posts with winky-smilies we wouldn't have these misunderstandings.

Your posts are always gayed up anyway.

[Enchantermon]

Uh-oh, it's happening again - my posts have become invisible %|_|

I saw your post. My point was that it truly meant something different when used as slang. Ffox made known that this was the truth, whereas you just theorized. But to be fair, you pointed it out, too, I just was thinking along slightly different lines than you were. No biggie.

Just for the record, I wasn't in the least bit implying that Enchantermon is a pedophile or a contemptible person.

I realize that. All is well as far as I am concerned.

Enchantermon

[SD]

whereas you just theorized

I didn't theorise anything. I know what the word means, it was which meaning he was using I was unsure of...

please don't feel compelled to respond to this