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Thread: Crap Contest FM: House Rob! Dec. 7/06

  1. #1
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2005
    Location: Bulgaria

    Crap Contest FM: House Rob! Dec. 7/06

    Link: The total Crap FM contest: http://www.thiefmissions.com/crapcontest/houserob.zip

    This mission is masterpiece! You just have to get accustomed to the textures. Oh, and what are these objectives? Kill the servants, don't kill guards! Be careful with loot!

  2. #2
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    There is more to this one than meets the eye, it's really quite clever. Someone with a lot of Dromed experience did this one.

    I've found the bonus objective but don't know how to go to the loo. Anyone assist?

  3. #3
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2005
    Location: Right behind you
    I was having way to much fun with this mission, not even bothering to do the objectives, teehee. I just kept throwing myself into the water brushes and just watching what happened.

    By the way, has anyone else but me managed to get on top of the roof of the building? There's nothing up there really, but it was a fun challenge to get up there anyway.

  4. #4
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    OK worked the toilet bit out. I was being thick.

    Finished now but with only 4000 loot nowhere near the 319 million available.

  5. #5
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: United Kingdom
    I made 3 little movies of a Guard vs fast water currents!

    HouseRob_1.avi (3.9mb)

    HouseRob_2.avi (6.7mb)

    HouseRob_3.avi (9.1mb)

  6. #6
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2005
    Location: Right behind you
    Where's the toilet? I've already found two easter eggs and have killed myself in various ways and killed the soldiers in various ways just for the hell of it, but no toilet.

  7. #7
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    Yeh I missed that as well first time through. Look for the steaming
    spoiler:
    turd
    and a
    spoiler:
    button
    close by.

  8. #8
    Clearinghouse
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Siberia, Russia
    Nice FM Loot like (reminds) arcade Super Mario

  9. #9
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2006
    Location: The Old Qaurter
    one coment......the water

  10. #10
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: United Kingdom
    *cheap joke alert!

    Water way to go!

  11. #11
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2000
    Location: Land of enchantment
    I don't understand how to kill the innocent AI that is standing high up on the point of an arrow-like structure. Fire arrows just bounce around. Rope arrows don't seem to reach him. Toxic crap just makes him unconscious. I got up to the roof, but I can't shoot him from there, either.

    I've found three easter eggs.

  12. #12
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2005
    Location: Right behind you
    What I did was jump into the large water brush that hurls you upward. I went at it at an angle and catapulted myself onto the rock right behind the servant, and just pegged him in the back of the head.

    And I couldn't find the other two eggs... I found one on the way up to the high room, and the other jumping down into the water/lava on one end of the level.

  13. #13
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    Easter Eggs:

    spoiler:
    Halfway up ladder to top, in recess. In the middle of the "water ride". In lava. On corner of building next to tree.


    I killed that AI with a rope arrow. You just need to find the correct angle and placement.

  14. #14
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2001
    Location: 0x0x0
    I had some fun with this one but am having more than a bit of difficulty with the fire arrows.

  15. #15
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    You must just be a lousy shot Sly. I had no problem.

  16. #16
    Member
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Texas
    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dude View Post
    Easter Eggs:

    spoiler:
    Halfway up ladder to top, in recess. In the middle of the "water ride". In lava. On corner of building next to tree.


    I killed that AI with a rope arrow. You just need to find the correct angle and placement.

    I killed all of them with fire arrows. They still have pokestims like the broadheads.


    I still can't find the toilet.

  17. #17
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2003
    Location: Making Larry Miserable
    1st floor, big hole full of water and a steaming
    spoiler:
    t**d
    .

  18. #18
    Member
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Texas
    There's nothing streaming anywhere, besides my only save (quicksave) ended up being right before a hammer killed himself, so I'm stuck.

  19. #19
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    Quote Originally Posted by john9818a View Post
    There's nothing streaming anywhere, besides my only save (quicksave) ended up being right before a hammer killed himself, so I'm stuck.
    He said steaming not streaming, John.

    P.S. The shit piles made me wonder if the author wasn't parodying you (and particularly, A Servant's Life).

  20. #20
    Member
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Texas
    Maybe, but I think some of the explosions destroyed something. Every time I jump in the water I die. I guess it would hurt to restart.


    Edit: Yay! I finished with 4 out of 0 secrets \o/
    Last edited by john9818a; 16th Dec 2006 at 01:08. Reason: finished

  21. #21
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: United Kingdom
    Quote Originally Posted by metal dawn
    The shit piles made me wonder if the author wasn't parodying you (and particularly, A Servant's Life).
    That's what I thought too! I didn't reckon much to the poo though. They were just round blobs!

    Oops, I forget the whole thing is meant to be crap, sorry!

  22. #22
    Member
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Texas
    Quote Originally Posted by Drysils Chosen View Post

    By the way, has anyone else but me managed to get on top of the roof of the building? There's nothing up there really, but it was a fun challenge to get up there anyway.
    Um, yes there is.

  23. #23
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2006
    Location: Betwixt and Between
    The craziness if this mission reminds me of the game H.E.D.Z.

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