1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

[Bronze Griffin]

Do you live in this thread now?

Erm... yes. This thread doesn't charge rent.

[TTK12G3]

In Soviet Russia this thread lives in YOU!

I have a prerogative to kill anyone who does these kinds of things. I have and will metal dawn!!!

Kidding.

Erm... yes. This thread doesn't charge rent.

How are the neighbors?

[Bronze Griffin]

How are the neighbors?

They can be a little noisy but on the whole I have no complaints.

[Mosley]

Once upon a time while playing Thief, I acted as a special secret spy to Captain Gart* and his gang.
I'm sure you think we had a little romance him and I ?
Well, no. No way. The man was far too uptight and stiff as a broomstick for that.
So I took my leave, pinched his password and made it mine, in eternal remembrance of him for years to come.

Fist and sword
Mosley

* Saints and Thieves

[Luthien]

2300) (Previous item was 2300, next is 2301).

[TTK12G3]

The map thread is about to take this one.

[Bronze Griffin]

2301) When you ask about creating Thief Gold Showers, people laugh at you.

[TTK12G3]

Wait what...OH!!! BG!

[Haegan]

2302

Two words- Viktoria pin-up.

[Bronze Griffin]

2303

Two words- Karras pin-up.

Only kidding.

[Haegan]

3003:

You start an adventurous mining expedition into your own back garden to find the lost city.

[Bronze Griffin]

3003:

Am I a bad counter or is this incorrect?

You start an adventurous mining expedition into your own back garden to find the lost city.

Excellent idea! *goes to get shovel*

[Haegan]

sorry i meant 2303

[Haegan]

2304 sorry, i was away when they did counting at school.

[Bronze Griffin]

That's okay, I'm terrible with numbers too!

2305 You write almost half a hundred posts on this thread as somekind of substitute to Thief.

[Haegan]

2306:
You impale your friends on sharp objects (and later realise that you should have hid the body, damn.)

[Paz]

#2307
You try HIDING in the shadows on your way to school.

#2308
You try hiding IN the shadows on your way to school.

#2309
You try hiding in the SHADOWS on your way to school.

#2310
You try hiding in the shadows on your way to SCHOOL.

#2311
Spitter kills you and eats your brain.

[Luthien]

You know you've posted too much in this thread

* When you write the same item four times in a row, each time capitalized differently.

(2307) next is 2308 (dump 2308 to 2811)

[D'Juhn Keep]

BUSTED

[Paz]

Sorry man, I don't know what I was thinking.

#2308
You try hiding IN the shadows on your way to school church.

#2309
You try hiding in the SHADOWS on your way to school Ikea.

#2310
You try hiding in the shadows on your way to SCHOOL THE MOON.

#2311
Spitter SCHOOLS you and SCHOOLS your SCHOOL.

[Haegan]

2312:

Your foolish friends, say that thief is crap cos' you don't go in guns blazing, so you torture them until they bow down to your wishes. (then force them to play the cradle *teehehe*)

[Singing Dancing Moose]

2313: Hey guys I heard that this was the internet school when do classes start?

[count_vman]

Wow.
Im finally here.
Freakin sweet.
So, yeah, I had a few ideas for this list...
Whatever number's next) You play through the entire game just to write down the Trickster's incantation and are furiated when you realize that there's no section devoted to the orange ball. (I did this today.)

[EnragedBurrik]

2314 - You go to the nearest woods in search of Pagans to join their group.

2315 - You start your own Pagan group dedicated to the trickster.

[Spitter]

2316 - After 1000 replies, you decide it's time to move on.