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  1. #1001
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    2318) You do what Komag did.

  2. #1002
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Quote Originally Posted by EnragedBurrik
    2315 - You start your own Pagan group dedicated to the trickster.
    I think I know someone you may like...

  3. #1003
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    (2310) Sigh, of the last 15 items or so, 8 were not even slightly related to the thread's topic. I suggest you create a new thread "1000 clues you have posted to the 1000 clues thread too much.

    Next is 2311.

  4. #1004
    Moderator
    Registered: Mar 2000
    Location: submarine seamounts or islands
    2319) you wish you were a moderator of a thief forum so you could enforce your will on the "1000 clues" thread

  5. #1005
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    (No, I just enjoy the thread's topic.)

    2311) You try a lot of other stealth games but eventually come back to Thief every time because they don't have the right feeling.
    2312) You fear the day when no windoze version running on recent hardware will be able to run Thief Gold.
    2313) But you're not *this* desparate because you know that one day PCs will be fast enough to run Thief in Dosbox (a PC emulator).
    2314) You hope that the one-zombie-has-eight-limbs-problem in T2X eventually gets fixed so you can continue its Silent Project.

  6. #1006
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2005
    Sorry if some of the suggestions have been mentioned. My memory ain't great.
    2315) You come accross this topic and after you see how old it is, you decide to punish yourself. How the hell have you missed it all these years. Unforgivable!
    2316) You spend a whole evening trying to figure out how in the world has this thread survived that much time.
    2317) You decide to tease a few friends with some of your magnificent saves in a locked archive. Then you forget the password and can never retreive them again because all you know is the friggin password was damn long.
    [True one]
    2318) You read all the suggestions and realize they don't tell you anything new as you have already thought of most of them and even tried the majority.
    2319) You stop responding to your real name. The only way to be addressed is by the name of Garrett.
    2320) You watch the cutscenes every now and then. Even as a good night story.
    2321) You have separate volumes on your hard drives for Thief:The Dark Project and Thief 2:The Metal Age.
    2322) You reinstall the game every now and then because you believe it gets tidier that way and because you like the installation.
    2323) You try to convince your friends Thief is superb and when they reject you charge with a big hammer and a battlecry: 'The Builder shalt guide my weapon!' and scare the crap out of them. Depending on how harsh they turned it down they could be simply KOed or hung on their feet (upside down) until they realize their mistake.
    2324) You have a plan to open a bar, club, or restaurant with the same design like some missions (The Sword, THC, etc.)
    2325) you actually believe someone than you will go inside.
    2326) You have made at least 10 copies of your Thief CDs (since you can't find the game to buy it again). 10 copies - one never knows what might happen.
    2327) You have put your original Thief CDs under a glass cover and if anyone (friend, relative, guest, etc.) tries to touch it, you are ready with a large whip to make them reconsider their intentions with a battlecry: 'Die taffer!!'
    2328) You have the money, so... you do the same as 2327 but you put lasers, alarms, cameras and motion sensors.
    2329) You have spent days surfing the internet, contacting the spirit world and stuff like that to find the best possible CD-ROM device for your original Thief CDs. Then this same CD-ROM undergoes a ritual of your own called 'The Blessing' so it's worthy enough to spin the holy CDs. You keep this CD-ROM in the same place as the CDs.
    2330) You have kids named Garrett and Viktoria.
    2331) You perform cursing rituals addressed at the movie industry for not making a Thief movie.
    2332) [In case 2331 comes true] You perform cursing rituals addressed at the movie industry for making a movie which doesn't live up to your expectations and start a rebel force to burn the company that made the movie.
    2333) You have memorised more than 90% of the suggestions in this thread.
    2334) You have rewritten the Hammerites' postulates as they hadn't sounded fanatic enough for you.
    2335) You have a separate computer dedicated to Thief and it's locked in a vault in your appartment/house.

  7. #1007
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    Ooo we shooting for three thousand numbered entries/twousand two-thousand posts now?
    SQUEE! Jump for joy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Night_Raven
    2319) You stop responding to your real name. The only way to be addressed is by the name of Garrett.
    ...or by your username in these fora!

    _ 3000
    2335
    ______
    665 entries

    and

    - 2000
    1009
    ______
    991 replies of repeated slag to go!

    Oh yeah--1 reply down.

    I think I'm getting brain necrosis from this thread.

    Too lazy to erase my maths.
    Last edited by metal dawn; 17th Nov 2005 at 23:13.

  8. #1008
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2005
    Quote Originally Posted by metal dawn
    Ooo we shooting for three thousand numbered entries/twousand two-thousand posts now?
    SQUEE! Jump for joy!



    ...or by your username in these fora!

    _ 3000
    2335
    ______
    665 entries

    and

    - 2000
    1009
    ______
    991 replies of repeated slag to go!

    Oh yeah--1 reply down.

    I think I'm getting brain necrosis from this thread.

    Too lazy to erase my maths.
    You sound very annoyed. If you truly find this thread appaling, why the hell do you post? I'm not aiming for 3000 posts if THAT is what you have in mind. I simply decided to share my suggestions. Was I supposed to ask permission from someone first? From you?

  9. #1009
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2005
    Location: Not Kansas
    Quote Originally Posted by Night_Raven
    You sound very annoyed. If you truly find this thread appaling, why the hell do you post? I'm not aiming for 3000 posts if THAT is what you have in mind. I simply decided to share my suggestions. Was I supposed to ask permission from someone first? From you?
    ...you need to relax just a tad, NR. We're all just having fun and MD's post was mild compared to some I've seen in ComChat! Chill a bit and don't take this stuff personally. (I think a lot of "older" members are just surprised that this thread continues to breathe!!)



    I go to spread sweetness & light to the unsuspecting masses........
    Last edited by Dia; 18th Nov 2005 at 13:44.

  10. #1010
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Cambridge
    2336) The computers in your home network are named "Cutty", "Felix", "Viktoria", "Trickster" and "KeeperAnnals" (the server, of course).


  11. #1011
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Uh, why did I never think of that myself?

  12. #1012
    Sorry if i repeat any, but...
    2337)You Create your own Flash bombs using string and flash bulbs from old cameras.(you know what i'm talking about )
    2338)Your diet consists only of carrots, cucumbers, huge chunks of meat, and apples.
    2339)You feel non-chalant about the world and you have some pretty strange thoughts sometimes )

  13. #1013
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    Quote Originally Posted by Night_Raven
    You sound very annoyed.

    If you truly find this thread appaling, why the hell do you post?

    I'm not aiming for 3000 posts if THAT is what you have in mind.

    I simply decided to share my suggestions.

    Was I supposed to ask permission from someone first? From you?

    You've taken the long haul for the Bullshit Package, haven't you? (I'm just kidding relax damnit.)

    But seriously, I was annoyed at the time. First, read the whole thread. Then observe for a few months, then you'll understand why it's such a pestilant zombie.

    Nobody needs permission to post anything, save pornography or extensive flaming or mod sass.

    I was not talking about personal post count; I was referring to individual replies to the thread.

    Why do I reply if I find this thread abhorrent? Actually, you've gotten several things wrong there. My post was meant to look anal and overly sardonic, but for the purpose of parodying both those who are overenthusiastic about the thread (i.e. "SQUEE!") and those who are extremely negative about (i.e. "the math equation"/"brain necrosis"/etc.)

    You want to share your opinions? Fine. Why am I stopping you?

    Welcome to TTLG and enjoy your stay.
    Last edited by metal dawn; 17th Dec 2005 at 20:39.

  14. #1014
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Constantine's Basement
    what the....this thing STILL isn't dead? jeez.

  15. #1015
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kainus
    what the....this thing STILL isn't dead? jeez.
    Someone is always going to give into necrophilia...

  16. #1016
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    2340) You start Cragscleft in Expert difficulty in dromed, manufacture your own hammer and slaughter all hammerites you can find with it (and of course the prisoners too).
    2341) You spend a good 30 minutes this way and enjoy it immensely.
    2342) You would eradicate the whole level but accidentally kill Cutty too.

  17. #1017
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Quote Originally Posted by TTK12G3
    Someone is always going to give into necrophilia...
    Ominous Cowl? Only joking Ominous Cowl, we all know you're not a necrophile. Well I know you're not. Anyway...

    2343) You have a horrific dream about zombies taking over the world and taring the brains from everyone you know then you discover the lead zombie is this thread.

  18. #1018
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
    2344) You rather leave the lights off now to do anything at home and office. Find the darkest corner in parties and events.
    2345) You announce "who's there?", as someone approaches.

  19. #1019
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    I wonder wonder what this thread would look like if it was a living being...

    Hey are there two wonders up there? Who cares.

    Anyway, would this thing be understandable and comprehensible by our minds...

    ...or...

    ...completely extraneous from our mindset and defined by logic that would make Lovecraft smile?

    Indeed it is my convict...ilunrzxccklllaa...

    *falls asleep*

  20. #1020
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2005
    Location: Not Kansas
    Quote Originally Posted by metal dawn
    I wonder wonder what this thread would look like if it was a living being...



    ...... or maybe........


  21. #1021
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Quote Originally Posted by Dia
    I think this one. With as many heads as there are clues. A new one grows each time one is added.

  22. #1022
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2005
    (676) You and your friend make two long videos and dress like a guard and the thief in it and its just like watching the game! (Yeah I know its sad.)

  23. #1023
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2005
    Location: The limbo region of hell
    2346(?):You actually read this whole thread looking for things you do. No, wait, that's clues that you have no life, or a lot of spare time...

  24. #1024
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2005
    Location: Not Kansas
    Quote Originally Posted by kamyk
    2346(?):You actually read this whole thread looking for things you do. No, wait, that's clues that you have no life, or a lot of spare time...
    ..... or that you're just like the rest of us who've posted in this thread & happen to LOVE Thief (maybe to the point of obsession sometimes, but that's okay!)!

  25. #1025
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2005
    Location: Wichita, Kansas
    2347)
    Your parents get you lockpicks for Christmas.
    They really did it.
    Oh my god.
    My faith in these people is restored.

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