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Thread: 1000 clues that you have been playing thief way to much ...

  1. #1526
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2007
    Location: Bulgaria
    3478 - You can finish all missions in all Thief series blindfolded using only your hearing with 100% loot. Has anyone done it?

  2. #1527
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Germany
    3479 - You can guide a friend of yours step-by-step through all OMs with closed eyes and ears. Although your friend did never play any Thief before, he finishs with all loot, all secrets, all pickpockets and no KO's or kills.

  3. #1528
    3480: You go on holiday somewhere foreign and thiefy, and you begin to pretend you're Garrett. Then you turn to your sibling and they're doing the exact same thing.

  4. #1529
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2006
    Location: Great. Now I can't get back in
    3481: On a date, you keep telling your girlfriend to "follow me" or "wait there" while you scout ahead.

  5. #1530
    3482: Every time you're about to use one, you can here Tom Jones singing "Flashbomb, flashbomb, you're my flashbomb" in your head.

  6. #1531
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
    3483 - A very simple one. When you've played Thief 2 too much, you have gotten a special CD case for it and it takes 5 minutes of careful movement without breathing to get the scratched CD from the CD case to the CDrom-drive and vice versa, because you don't want to take the chance of scratching it more. You handle the CD like it's anti matter. If it touches anything, they will annihilate eachother with the energy of m x c ^2.

  7. #1532
    3483.5 - Thief is now so cheap that even your backup copies have backup copies.

  8. #1533
    Member
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: Tannar Appreciation Society HQ
    3484) You'll take afternoons off work just to dedicate time into beta testing missions (true story)

    3485) You revist the OMs after 3 years and still able to find all the loot, get all the bonus objectives and remember the patrols

    3486) You'll spend a whole evening reading this thread from page 1...

    3487) You'd play other games and often think 'How can I incorporate this into a thief FM...?'

    3488) You get really excited and giddy when you find someone in the real world who's played Thief (in my case my housemate)

  9. #1534
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2001
    Location: Yuba City, California
    Quote Originally Posted by Dussander View Post
    3486) You'll spend a whole evening reading this thread from page 1...
    3488) You get really excited and giddy when you find someone in the real world who's played Thief (in my case my housemate)
    RE: 3486. I've done this already
    RE: 3488 That is so true with me!!!

  10. #1535
    3489: You insist on installing the thief games on your shiny new windows 7 operating system.
    3490: You can't ever get away from thief.. even when you don't play it for a long time, you always come back to it at some point. (probably goes without saying, and may have been posted before... Sorry if it has.)

  11. #1536
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    3491: You can't see a Staff Only sign without wanting to remove the S.

  12. #1537
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2009
    Location: Pará de Minas, Brazil
    3492 - While trying to look more like Garrett, you accidently cut off your wrong eye.

  13. #1538
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2009
    Location: Bradford, England
    OMG...I pick locks, have a blackjack, made my own bow, quiver and arrows, and act like the drunk guards...and I try to zoom in on things. Genius

  14. #1539
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2009
    Location: In your house, looting
    3494 - you take note of the camera positions and their blind spots.

  15. #1540
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2008
    Location: In the Present Perfect
    Quote Originally Posted by kabatta View Post
    3494 - you take note of the camera positions and their blind spots.
    3495 - and when you accidentally walk into their line of sight, you expect them not to record stuff, but to turn yellow and stop for a while.

  16. #1541
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2009
    Location: Pará de Minas, Brazil
    3496 - You find extremely odd that the policemen don't attack you as soon as you are spotted. You are also baffled by the cameras on the banks that does not sound alarms as soon as they catch you.
    Last edited by Brazilian Taffer; 27th May 2010 at 20:23.

  17. #1542
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2009
    Location: In your house, looting
    3497. You wonder why the modern club doesn't help you knock out the police, so you have to slaughter them all as a rebelling gesture towards the buggy world engine. Of course you can't do that, so after a knock out gas treatment (because of a bomb not used correctly by you "it can't knock me out. it will only take a few health shields") the jail cell walls surround you. Prepared like a good keeper you keep the lock picks where the sun doesn't shine (guess the fm), but the door has a magnetic card lock. You start prison riots often so you can at least be like the prisoner in Shoalsgate police station and even chase mice and rats with a hammer so that your ramblings will keep truth to them. You successfully wind up as the lunatic in Shoalsgate and you are happy as a clam harassing every person you hear nearing to the cell.
    Last edited by kabatta; 27th May 2010 at 13:07.

  18. #1543
    New Member
    Registered: Apr 2010
    Location: In the dark nowhere of my mind
    #3498: you don't know any proper english so you have your friend type in for you through his account. The only english he knows are the basic words for playing thief. Also it would be much more stealthy to not leave any trace of your presence, so you use another person's account.

    #3499: you wanted to build your house exactly like Constantine's but after playing Thief 3 you changed your mind and decided to build it resembling Garret's apartment.

    AND NOW FOR #3500
    If you are a metalhead, you are stuck with the tune from the song "The Quiet Place" by In Flames, which you've been listening repeatedly while playing Thief

    #3501: You meet someone while crushing a party, who has played Thief and you both keep talking about it until 2-3 AM.

    #3502: You are sneaking all the way to your friend's house when suddenly some dogs started barking and then you wonder why there are fucking dogs in "real life", instead of thinking why there are no dogs in Thief.

    #3503: When you go to a bar or similar places you always go and sit at the darkest spot of the place, where there won't be anything on the wall behind you (e.g. posters) that could shine and give away your shape. You also order beer in a bottle to take it with you just in case you need a blackjack in the parking lot.

    #3504: You no longer have fear of heights or darkness

    #3505: You are always comparing every horror movie with the Cradle mission and always conclude that the movie is PUNY!!!!!

  19. #1544
    New Member
    Registered: Apr 2010
    Location: In the dark nowhere of my mind
    #3498: you don't know any proper english so you have your friend type in for you through his account. The only english he knows are the basic words for playing thief. Also it would be much more stealthy to not leave any trace of your presence, so you use another person's account.

    #3499: you wanted to build your house exactly like Constantine's but after playing Thief 3 you changed your mind and decided to build it resembling Garret's apartment.

    AND NOW FOR #3500
    If you are a metalhead, you are stuck with the tune from the song "The Quiet Place" by In Flames, which you've been listening repeatedly while playing Thief

    #3501: You meet someone while crushing a party, who has played Thief and you both keep talking about it until 2-3 AM.

    #3502: You are sneaking all the way to your friend's house when suddenly some dogs started barking and then you wonder why there are f******g dogs in "real life", instead of thinking why there are no dogs in Thief.

    #3503: When you go to a bar or similar places you always go and sit at the darkest spot of the place, where there won't be anything on the wall behind you (e.g. posters) that could shine and give away your shape. You also order beer in a bottle to take it with you just in case you need a blackjack in the parking lot.

    #3504: You no longer have fear of heights or darkness

    #3505: You are always comparing every horror movie with the Cradle mission and always conclude that the movie is PUNY!!!!!

  20. #1545
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Toronto, Canada
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Ornlu View Post
    #3501: You meet someone while crushing a party, who has played Thief and you both keep talking about it until 2-3 AM.
    No doubt that would be AWESOME. haha

  21. #1546
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Toronto, Canada
    #3506: When you can't see something far away, you wish you can press the "[" key to zoom in.

    #3507: While playing another game, you wish you can lean around corners. (happens to me all the time heehee )

  22. #1547
    You know that you've been playing Deadly Shadows way too much when you stop washing to avoid waking up in prison.

  23. #1548
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2009
    Location: In your house, looting
    #3509: You know you played too much Thief when valuables and foodstuff disappear in any place you go to sleep.

  24. #1549
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2006
    Location: Great. Now I can't get back in
    #3510: When you faithfully maintain a text document listing all these clues.

  25. #1550
    Moderator
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Tokyo desu
    #3511. When you pre-emptively download the thread of spoiler hints for an FM because you know you're probably going to need it sooner or later, and keeping the thread locally on your computer is easier to deal with than searching for it on TTLG later.

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