1327. you actually read all of the post on this thread.
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Beware SHADows
Beware places where the night LIVEs.
They wait
There is no Natural Darknesss
Only ShaDOWS
1326) You notice that this is the 150th post on this thread...
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1327. you actually read all of the post on this thread.
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Beware SHADows
Beware places where the night LIVEs.
They wait
There is no Natural Darknesss
Only ShaDOWS
It took me a few hours to read the whole thread...
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Is it me, or is this thread finally dead? If I'm the next person to post after this (Sometime tommorow, probably) then we can assume it's dead, since that'll be the third post running, by the same author, wothout any new symptoms... oh well, my last set I posted just up there ^ somewhere were very good. IMHO, of course. I am obviously born to be modest...
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Here we go...
again...
1328) You write another set of symptoms for this thread, at 1:00 am, in the pitch dark... oh taff, my handwriting is bad when I can't see the paper... What does this next one say? Ah yes...
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1329) You have new blinds fitted behind your curtains because the acurséd summer is here and the glare makes it very difficult to see the screen
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1330) You use Dromed to put twenty Hammerites in the Halls of Echoing Repose
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1331) You then use a trainer to put god-mode on, and watch the eternal carnage ensue...
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1332) You consider the effect of genetically modifying a chicken egg with dinosaur DNA...
CHICKEN + PROTOCERATOPS = BURRICK
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[This message has been edited by Black (edited June 05, 2000).]
1333) You write all these symptoms on seperate posts to make this thread look more important by having more posts on it
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1334) You actually succeed in your life-long quest of saving Farkus's life- by throwing a crate between him and the window at just the right time, so the arrow plants itself in the crate instead of Farkus
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1335) You assassinate Quince and Jacow by standing on the edge of the carpet, grabbing the flashbomb from the counter, lobbing it outside the shop, then rushing outside to blackjack them, then carrying them to the river and drowning them (must be flashbombed before they shoot at Farkus, otherwise the mission objectives change and you're well and truly taffed)
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1336) You drown Quince and Jacow by waiting until the end of the mission, when they are on the underground bridge near Home Turf, getting them both to search on the bridge itself, waiting until they are standing too close to the edge, then hitting F11 followed by F12
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1337) Using similar technique, you go on a mission to drown every Zombie in the Bonehoard (Yes, even the one in the starting area)
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1338) You invent the sport of lava surfing. c![]()
l! Fire a rope arrow into the top of a crate, then throw the crate onto the edge of a lava pool. Jump onto the crate, and you will be hanging onto the rope. Now fire a fire arrow behind you, close enough that the blast pushes you along, but far enough away that the blast doesn't kill you. (If you try this without the rope, you WILL fall off
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1339) You try to mantle onto a Burrick
1340) You succeed in mantling onto a Burrick
1341) You succeed in blackjacking a Burrick
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1342) You join levels up in Dromed:
THC + RTC = one large, very cool level
Assassins + Lost City = Lots of loot
Undercover + Strange Bedfellows = A very confusing level
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1343) When in ye right mood, quoth thou in an strange tongue such as this (OK, I think this one has been done before, but it's relevant to me since when in the mood, I do write in what I believe to be a warped version of early modern English
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1345) You paint glow-in-the-dark specks over the walls, ceiling, and floor of a room in your house to look like Constantine's void rooms (in The Sword and in Strange Bedfellows) - I have actually done this, and it does loook really cool. It is important, however, that you get paint that glows white, and not yellow or green. The white glow-in-the-dark paint is more expensive, but well worth it.
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1346) You don't want the expense, so you plot, plan, and scheme that you could always pay a visit to the factory at midnight, and get it... shall we say... for not quite as much expense. MUHAHAhahahahaha!
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1347) When in a dark room and having to put a light on, for whatever reason, you keep one eye closed whilst the light is one in order to still have night-vision in one eye at least when you switch the light back off
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1348) Using a water arrow, obviously!
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1348) Using a water arrow, obviously!
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1349) You printed out Whisper's cartoon of Romero and now have it adorning a wall at home
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1350) You prefer rain to other weather, because it not only creates a noise that hides the noise of your footsteps, and makes vision more difficult, but also causes people to walk with their heads bowed, looking at their feet. Which makes them so much easier to rob everything of value...
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