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Thread: What's your Thi4f nightmare?

  1. #176
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Austria
    Thiaf nightmare?

    Well, Garrett marrying Lara Croft in the haunted cathedral, a in-game sequence of them having a gangbang with the builder himself on the hammerites church altar and getting a children named Garroft - which is the player in Thiaf which comes out in the year 2666.

    PURE HORROR! GAAAHHGJjhmgvbmg!111

  2. #177
    Still Subjective
    Registered: Dec 1999
    Location: Europops
    Tweak it, set it to Marylin Manson, throw in the Kaiser and it'll be... awesome.

  3. #178
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2008
    Location: In the Present Perfect
    Quote Originally Posted by cemeth View Post
    -
    And the last level will be something along the lines of "enter the alien spacecraft undetected, steal X shiny sci-fi hi-tech gadgets to make the ship explode, and then you've saved the world! And you get the girl in the end and retire from thievery due to being a famous hero"
    (Developer comment: "we have supernatural stuff already so they fit in too")
    Like, "enter the Maw undetected, steal shiney Eye gadget to make the Trickster explode, and then you've saved the world!" ?

  4. #179
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: still retired.
    Quote Originally Posted by Subjective Effect View Post
    Tweak it, set it to Marylin Manson, throw in the Kaiser and it'll be... awesome.
    I kind of agree...

  5. #180
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: Helsinki, Finland
    Quote Originally Posted by kamyk View Post
    A modern setting, no Garrett, 3rd person, no swimmable water etc....
    Actually these first two are my nightmares as well... What makes it worse I can see that happening - some weird idea to move Thief into the 2000s, with electronic devices, hacking etc. etc.

    My other fear is that they take the small girl at the end of T3 and make the game some sort of a platform/puzzle solver a la Tomb Raider...

  6. #181
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2004
    Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada
    Pretty sure I've said this already in the thread, and elsewhere...but just the fact that they announced the game as Thi4f or "Thiaf", that was the beginning of the nightmare for me. I'm just waiting for it all to unfold.

  7. #182
    Member
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: Tannar Appreciation Society HQ
    Garrett becomes a guitar hero and gets stoned with Benny every night. Adventures include going to the toilet, obtaining drugs, killing the music competition, scoring with the rock chick and munchies fun-run.

  8. #183
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2007
    Location: Austria
    Quote Originally Posted by New Horizon View Post
    but just the fact that they announced the game as Thi4f or "Thiaf", that was the beginning of the nightmare for me. I'm just waiting for it all to unfold.
    +1

  9. #184
    New Member
    Registered: Jan 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by Molock View Post
    Thiaf nightmare?

    Well, Garrett marrying Lara Croft in the haunted cathedral, a in-game sequence of them having a gangbang with the builder himself on the hammerites church altar and getting a children named Garroft - which is the player in Thiaf which comes out in the year 2666.

    PURE HORROR! GAAAHHGJjhmgvbmg!111

  10. #185
    New Member
    Registered: Jan 2009
    And after all of these things happen, Uwe Boll will finish it by making a movie....modern,including terrorists with slow scenes.

  11. #186
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: Sweden
    Nightmare?
    Well, that it will suck or if its close to being good, its way too consolish.

  12. #187
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2006
    Location: Vienna, Austria
    I dreamt it has a pop-soundtrack instead of brain-crushingly eerie haunting electronic noise ambient edge of your seat sound. and Enya does the title song in welsh and every 10seconds you get an "achievement unlocked" pop-up. there are so many things in games nowadays that kill atmosphere constantly, grabbing your attention with instant gratification because you know, you could get bored if nothing happens for 30 seconds ....

  13. #188
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2009
    if they make it like T2, because:

    - there is almost no atmosphere in T2 unlike T1 where you could cut it with a knife.
    - the level design is 4/10 at best, again, unlike T1 where its 10/10.
    - robots in medieval setting = FIAL (yes, fial not fail). doesn't matter that its pseudo medieval setting and that they robots work on steam, its still FIAL.
    - its too cold and wet in T2, i always catch cold playing it.

    you can all hate me now

  14. #189
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: in here
    Nobody can hate you for liking T1.
    I can not say the same for liking T3.

  15. #190
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2006
    Location: Deutschland
    Hate me now, hate me hard.

  16. #191
    jtr7
    Guest
    You sadomasochist!

  17. #192
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2009
    Location: Argentina
    No arrows, no sword, no blackjack!!! no guards, just police and soldiers, all is shoots everywhere!!!
    we must go to Eidos Montreal and teach them what is THIEF

  18. #193
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2009
    Location: Argentina
    Quote Originally Posted by Dussander View Post
    Garrett becomes a guitar hero and gets stoned with Benny every night. Adventures include going to the toilet, obtaining drugs, killing the music competition, scoring with the rock chick and munchies fun-run.
    lol it made me laugh

  19. #194
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2004
    Location: Phoenix, AZ
    My nightmare?

    THI4F becomes a fan mission. Same engine. Same gameplay. Mildly improved graphics. Same briefings. Same style of music.

    Yay, banality!

  20. #195
    jtr7
    Guest
    Did you just dis an entire forum?

  21. #196
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2004
    Location: Phoenix, AZ
    Quote Originally Posted by jtr7 View Post
    Did you just dis an entire forum?
    Haha. No, not at all.

    I suppose I should have worded it differently. I love fan missions. I play fan missions. Hell, I've even made fan missions.

    But fan missions are fan missions. There's no point in creating an entirely new game if it's not going to be different in some way. Even sports games have new gameplay mechanics and features

  22. #197
    Member
    Registered: May 2005
    Pfft, sports games really haven't changed since good ol Looking Glass Technologies Madden 93.



    Oh yeah.

  23. #198
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2004
    My personal Thief4 nightmare would be... Garrett being voiced by someone other than Stephen Russell

  24. #199
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2009
    Location: Argentina
    Quote Originally Posted by Sylph_14 View Post
    My personal Thief4 nightmare would be... Garrett being voiced by someone other than Stephen Russell
    What happens if there is no Garrett?

    man, i hated to write this

  25. #200
    jtr7
    Guest
    It hurts, doesn't it.

    As the refrain goes, no Garrett very likely means no Benny/Dumb Guard, and I like his elder Hammerite. It will also be weird to not hear Dan Thron's voices, such as the Smart Guard to Russell's Benny.

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