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Thread: John Denver conspiracy theory?

  1. #1
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    John Denver conspiracy theory?

    OK, the facts:

    #1: John Denver was born in Roswell, New Mexico, in the forties. That's Roswell, people.

    #2: John Denver's dad was an Army Air Force officer. Air. Force.

    #3: John Denver's dad was a German immigrant--from Germany.

    Need I say more?
    Last edited by Sombras; 13th Jul 2010 at 16:00.
    Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.

  2. #2
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    Plus his name is John Denver..

    Denver? Most suspect.

  3. #3
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Yeah, cuz if his name was like, John Colorado, it'd be... like, I dunno man, but it'd be fucking jape. What kinda country singer goes by a name like Colorado?

    Humperdinck, now there's a name that's a candidate for anal probing. Fucking jape, man. Gotta give 'em extra terrariums a good ol' what for, is what I say.

  4. #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluegrime View Post
    Plus his name is John Denver..

    Denver? Most suspect.
    Naw, man--Deutschendorf!!! I mean, how much more obvious can it all be?

  5. #5
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    Location: Athens of the North
    Ummm "German Village". I'm missing something.

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al_B View Post
    Ummm "German Village". I'm missing something.
    The whole big pile of steamy John Deutschendorf conspiracy-shit is so under your nose that I can't stand it. It literally hurts me to think of how apparent this is.

  7. #7
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    Sorry (not really) it's hurting you. Still, did a search on google for "John Deutschendorf conspiracy" since we know that despite google being controlled by the Illuminati, it's better than the other search engines which are all controlled by dodgy far East fundementalist types that sanitise the results.

    First link looks promising: Mathematical proof that John Denver carries the Number of the Beast
    Second link seems to focus on his obsession with space but as it's titled "Through the Looking Glass" it's probably reliable.
    Third link appears to concentrate on Iggy Pop being mysteriously born 9 months after Roswell which is clearly too believable to be considered a conspiracy.

    If you're going for another angle please put yourself out of your misery.

  8. #8
    FW:FW:FW: SO TRUE!!!
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Seaside, Oregon
    The Bullslhit that infests the world at large makes me laugh uncontrollably. The mental midgets that believe this crap and come up with this stuff should never be allowed to have children.

    The Gene Pool is weak enough.

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  11. #11
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    As long as he doesn't try to work for the Salt Lake City Police review board I think he's ok:

    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.slcgov.com/civilianreview/faq.htm
    Who serves and for how long?
    Any person is qualified for appointment to the Board who is 21 years of age or older, is a resident of Salt Lake City, and does not have any felony convictions ... or pending indictments involving violence or mural turpitude.

  12. #12
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    Dusty doesn't fuck around when it comes to John Denver.

  13. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by theBlackman View Post
    The Bullslhit that infests the world at large makes me laugh uncontrollably. The mental midgets that believe this crap and come up with this stuff should never be allowed to have children.

    The Gene Pool is weak enough.
    COINTELPRO propaganda.

    The g-men are kicking in doors as we speak, everyone to the bunker!

  14. #14
    FW:FW:FW: SO TRUE!!!
    Registered: Jan 2001
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluegrime View Post
    [...]

    The g-men are kicking in doors as we speak, everyone to the bunker!
    Sadly, with the way the gummint is shitting all over the constitution, able to search and wiretap without warrants, and the other degeneration of our liberties by fiat, that may be the case any minute.

    They can now arrest you for treason because you dislike some aspect of gummint and say so out loud.

    I thought that we had the right to dissent, but not advocate overthrow. Seems like we are doing a good job of electing assholes to positions of responsibility and letting them run us like a puppet master.

  15. #15
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    I've always enjoyed John Denver's music and his affable demeanor.

  16. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by demagogue View Post
    I've always enjoyed John Denver's music and his affable demeanor.
    You, sir, have been duped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombras View Post
    OK, the facts: #1: John Denver was born in Roswell, New Mexico, in the forties. That's Roswell, people.
    Born, or extracted from the wreckage of a "weather balloon"?

    Slight frame, big head, I am sure they could have tweaked the eyes a little, preternatural sensitive new age guy syndrome... there's a pattern here.
    Last edited by Nicker; 14th Jul 2010 at 04:50. Reason: punk chew a shun

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    So what you're saying, Nicked, is that the Grays are actually little post-hippie dudes who invented political correctness so we'd obnoxious ourselves to death? As far as invasion plans go, that's pretty damn inventive.

    Damn you, John! Why did you have to sing so good and steal our hearts? Why did you have to sell us out? WHY? :*(

    edit: I GET IT NOW! BARRY MANILOW! Oh shit, we are fucked but good, people!

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    No way man, Barry is with the Zeta Riticulans! Their here to help liberate us from the Denver conspiracy! When 2012 comes it will all make sense..

  20. #20
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    Really? How can you tell the difference? They all look the same to me.

  21. #21
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    Registered: Feb 2000
    Location: Dallas
    Those grays can't invade shit cuz I'm doin' their mums!

  22. #22
    I've seen video interviews of him and he blinks once every minute

  23. #23
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    I failed to mention that John Deutschendorf (aka, Denver) died piloting an unorthodox plane AND that his German father was a flight instructor.

    The odds???

  24. #24
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    I'm definitely changing my name to Humperdinck.

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    *slaps on gloves*

    Nurse, could you get that ProbeMaster 3000 ready, please? Oh, and also that tub of Vaselube?

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