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Thread: John Denver conspiracy theory?

  1. #26
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    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: ...retired.
    How dare you! I take it dry, like a man.

  2. #27
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Oh, I can work with that. *beams and opens carton labelled 'french ticklers'*

    Ho-kaay, we're still missing a couple of things. Oh, nurse? Could you get me those beads I left on the table? You're a darling. And would you also mind picking up that box of drill bits on your way back? Thank you.

  3. #28
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    Registered: Nov 2004
    Location: --->
    You had me at the drill bits.

  4. #29
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    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: ...retired.
    Will I dream?

  5. #30
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Yes.

    Wetly.

  6. #31
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Yangon, Burma
    I like to sing "Country Roads" whenever I'm actually driving on country roads. And "Rocky Mountain High" whenever I'm in the Rockies.

  7. #32
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    What do ya sing when your plane's crashing?

  8. #33
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Yangon, Burma
    Leaving on a Jet Plane, I suppose.

  9. #34
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    Location: Yangon, Burma
    I mean is there seriously another contender here?



    Double-posting because John would have liked it that way.

  10. #35
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    Registered: Feb 2008
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    He also liked drinking and smacking women around.

    ...then again, who doesn't. Am I right?



    .....those bitches will all pay.

  11. #36
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    Registered: Mar 2011
    Location: odense, denmark

    leaving on a jetplane

    have you guys thought about that denvers biggest hit was "leaving on a jetplane" and that he died in a planecrash in the sea ... "leaving" = dying and the plane he died and crashed in was a rutan plane from northrop grunman who is very related to nasa and the illuminati !!!!!!!
    Last edited by stiggyh; 22nd Apr 2011 at 10:57.

  12. #37
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    Location: --->
    Fresh meat.

  13. #38
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    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    There was a discussion of the Denver conspiracy on another forum too:

    OK this is really weird I'm dedicating the rest of my life to unearth this mystery.
    John Denver died when his plane crashed into the ocean right.
    Bob Denver recently died, he was better known as Gilligan surrounded by the ocean.
    I just found out that Justin Denver was struck and killed by a bus not 4 blocks from me, the advertisement on the side of the bus was for Gortons Fish Fingers fresh from the ocean.
    The connection is over powering to think it was just coincidence, anyone else have more info on this growing phenomenon?

  14. #39
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: ...and mastadons
    I had a discussion about John Denver dying earlier today. Something about him having a drinking problem and not knowing how to fly. Also his real name is Henry John Deutschendorf. Why he changed his name, i have no idea. Wait...Deutsch is what the German call themselves in their native tongue. Germans are known for making Beer. John Denver was a drunk.

    Oh shit. We're all gonna fucking die.

  15. #40
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Tacoma, WA
    John Denver didn't die. He faked his death so he could return to the undersea mother-ship because his Earth mission was complete. I know it sounds weird but it's true, I swear it.

  16. #41
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    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    Ok, get this. John Denver's initials are JD right? So are James Dean's!
    John Denver died in an accident, and so did James Dean. James Dean's car was cursed, and it was last heard of in California...John Denver died in California.

    I'm freaking out....

  17. #42
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    Registered: Dec 2007
    Location: Finger paintings of the insane
    Quote Originally Posted by Sulphur View Post
    Yeah, cuz if his name was like, John Colorado, it'd be... like, I dunno man, but it'd be fucking jape. What kinda country singer goes by a name like Colorado?
    Ever seen the Denver airport conspiracy theories?

    http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4194

  18. #43
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    I think it's high time someone alerts-- THE GOVERNOR!






    Jesse will get to the bottom of this.



    Or the the top.

  19. #44
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    Registered: Dec 2007
    Location: Finger paintings of the insane
    HAHA

    For those not in the know; Click here.

  20. #45
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Stir Crazy
    Yeah I was watching one of those conspiracy theory episodes on TruTV this last week (underground bases IIRC) and when that trail started to point the finger at the US gov., the whole signal goes blank, and I mean the whole shebang, no cable SDTV no cable HDTV, no internet, no telephone (you know one of those tv cable packages), I freaked out and then crap I had to go to play a game.

    Oh and I became Mad mad mad, must be one of those mind control experiments to see for how long you can fare without TV cable, Internet and telephone, fuck them, hard.

  21. #46
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Stir Crazy
    Well forget about that, how about this? Not having enough scare with the blue horse statue?

    http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-anubis...0,125427.story

  22. #47
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    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: Montreal, Canada
    JD: Jack Daniels!

  23. #48
    I refuse to google this or click links, what the fuck are you people talking about

  24. #49
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Stir Crazy
    Well I was watching a TruTV HD channel TV program about the 2012 conspiracy, you know about the US government making secret underground tunnels (lol not anymore so secret now eh suckas), and when it was getting good the whole internet network, TV cable and phone line went dead, I said fuck it, its too late to phone the cable company with my cellphone, so I went playing something on the PC, it was just so coincidental, it seemed to be a conspiracy media black out.

  25. #50
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    Registered: Oct 2003
    Location: Tripping out in the exec lift.
    Were you playing Deus Ex?

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