In certain versions obviously
It was, in certain editions.
In certain versions obviously
Waiting on Deus Ex: Human Revolution: Explosive Dick Augmentation
Man her musics gone downhill over the last 10 years
Stuck at my disgustingly hot girlfriend's house kicking it with the offspring (and the missus and I having amazing hour-long tease sessions in the bathtub ) this weekend. I have no access to mah modern gamery, so I drug the mini-smoke's PS2 out and am playing Ratchet and Clank 1 for the first time. She also has Jak and Daxter 1, Simpsons Hit & Run, and Gran Turismo 4 (and a bunch of horseshit I wouldn't touch).
So far, this game is pretty sweet. It looks ass on her 50 inch LCD, but what can ya' do...The controls are incredibly tight and responsive, the characters are endearing, and the gameplay fun so far.
Also, Vernon brought a small tear to my eye today. After EPIC HORSESHIT HELL DAY I came here, opened TTLG, and found that I had been gifted the goddamn Humble Bundle! Yeah, and he even was nice enough to beat the average donation which gave me access to not only the intended gift (frozen synapse), but the entire lot of FrozenByte software!!!
Thanks you fucking retarded faggot you
I played through DS1 in a week last christmas. I started playing DS2 half a year ago but haven't had the willpower to finish it. I started it up again yesterday and was reminded of why I stopped playing it in the first place. I have almost no health or ammo, and there are monsters everywhere. Sulph suggested I use the gravitygun. Good idea except whenever I try to pick up something sharp to throw at the baddies I usually end up picking up an ammoclip or something else and flinging at them. This confuses the necros slightly but they charge on a gut me like a fish nevertheless.
Today I got the idea to lower the difficulty. I did so, lowered it to the second lowest setting and immediately was enjoying the game a lot more. On chapter 10 now, might actually finish the game this time around.
Today I got the idea to lower the difficulty.
Anyway I thought there was only one gun in that game
Thank you for flowers in a decorative vase. :thimb:
On chapter 12 now. Gonna wrap this bad boy up this weekend I think.
EvaUnit02: Fear 3 is great, i started playing it again because i saw that andytoll was
EvaUnit02: onto my 2nd runthrough as Fettel
EvaUnit02: man, Fettel is a lot of fun to play as
Gunsmoke: I don't know much about it
EvaUnit02: u've played the first two games?
Gunsmoke: Yeah, all of them and the DLC for 2
Gunsmoke: I really liked 2
EvaUnit02: the campaign is fully co-op'able
EvaUnit02: u can play as Point Man or Fettel
EvaUnit02: u unlock Fettel for solo play after finishing the campaign
Gunsmoke: whem does it take place?
EvaUnit02: after Fear 2
EvaUnit02: main plot line deals with Alma being in labour
Gunsmoke: It isn't Monolith is it?
EvaUnit02: Point Man and Fettel are making their way back to the Freeport (the city where the Origin facility is, where the A-bomb went off)
EvaUnit02: made by Day 1 Studios, with assistance from Lith
EvaUnit02: it's closer the first game than F2, IMO
Gunsmoke: closer in feel, or look?
EvaUnit02: Fettel is a lot of fun. u cant do slo-mo, but u can possess enemy soldiers
EvaUnit02: the A.I. seems a lot smarter than F2's
EvaUnit02: they flank, co-ordinate and adjust their tactics. as the FEAR AI is famous for
EvaUnit02: mission design is good
Gunsmoke: Fear was so badass
EvaUnit02: weapons are really satisfying to use and sound meaty, unlike F2's
EvaUnit02: the game is as gory as ever and firefights are fucking intense
EvaUnit02: it's FEAR through and through
EvaUnit02: oh and F3 looks gorgeous, they've really squeezed Lithtech Jupiter Ex
Gunsmoke: what sort of locations?
EvaUnit02: Latin prison, South American shanty town slum, suburbs, urban streets, airport, creepy abandoned facility
EvaUnit02: off the top of my head
Gunsmoke: so where is it? South america?
EvaUnit02: first couple levels are in Sth America, moves back to Freeport from there
EvaUnit02: or whatever the generic city from F1 and 2 is called
EvaUnit02: the game isn't scary in the slightest, but then again FEAR never has been
EvaUnit02: i like it for the ACTION
Gunsmoke: it is usually tense
EvaUnit02: i've been playing Alpha Protocol
EvaUnit02: brilliant game
Gunsmoke: I loved it
Gunsmoke: DX 3 felt similar
EvaUnit02: i was boasting about it to Vernon a few days ago and he was like "i'm gonna download it from Steam now"
EvaUnit02: AP feels like Mass Effect 1 meets DX1
Gunsmoke: yeah, that's fair
Gunsmoke: Cheap as hell on Steam, I hear
Gunsmoke: I bought it like a year ago for under 10$
EvaUnit02: it was $2-3 last weekend on Steam
Gunsmoke: insane to pass that up
EvaUnit02: i got it at release
EvaUnit02: not that i mind
EvaUnit02: i like supporting great devs like Obsidian
Sulphur: So I've been playing Asshunter lately
Bongbunger: tired of doing it in real life, man?
Sulphur: Fuck you, garglespunk, it's a literate commentary on the Gay Condition. So there's this guy wearing a fedora with a feather in it...
Bongbunger: also crosshairs centered on a hairy ass
Sulphur: Yeah yeah, but you're missing the obvious subtext - it's not a game about shooting asses, or in them
Bongbunger: oh enlighten me
Sulphur: See, it's a game where you're this uber-straight hunter type guy hunting homos in a forest clearing
Bongbunger: that's my side job when i'm not banging your mum while you're playing gay flash games in the basement
Sulphur: Screw you, you chucklefuck. So like I was saying, this guy needs to shoot the naked homos, else they pounce him and fuck him in the ass
Bongbunger: with his clothes on?
Sulphur: With his clothes on.
Sulphur: So ostensibly it's a game about survival - kill or submit to being dry humped to death. But thing is, the guy you play, the hunter, can barely move. You can't aim him cuz he's waving his gun around 180 degrees automatically, all the time, and need to wait for him to line up before you can fire. AND you have limited ammunition. AND you can't move and shoot at the same time.
Bongbunger: so the odds are against him from the start
Sulphur: Yeah, and because he has limited ammo it's like, you can try to kill homos as much as you can, but eventually you're going to run out of ammo because of the piss-poor controls
Bongbunger: so it's gimped, what's the fucking point of playing it then
Sulphur: That's the thing! So what happens is, you can try to kill 'em, but eventually you're going to be gang-raped by homos in the end, because either your aim is off or you've got no more ammo. It's a social comment, like. No matter what you do in life, you're always going to be pounced on by naked gay men in the middle of the forest and get raped. It's a metaphor for gaming in general, too: every time you die in a shooter in a boss fight, it's like you were bent over by the boss and raped with his gun, shot in the ass with his flying molten bulletsperm. All games are fundamentally about rape!
Bongbunger: you are the worst games critic ever
Sulphur: Fuck off, assmunch. This was an epiphany. I'm going to go post it on TTLG.
Last edited by Sulphur; 1st Oct 2011 at 13:58.
Oooh shit. I got a few belly laughs out of that. rofl harris
Haha. Oh that Sulph.
Finished DS2. It was good. But not as good as the first one. :internettoughguysmilie:
so that's what he was doing while my internet was out
I plyead some Trine, trippy game yet oodles and lots of phun times.
As far as I can tell, 99.9% of all uses of the word 'trippy' are by people who don't know what trippy means.
Oh, I don't think that's a problem with this one
Smoking weed is pretty much the exact opposite of tripping.
What, like when you mention 'blotter acid' they don't do the Strychnine shiver because they don't recall that metallic twang that hits you in the back of the jaw? :shivers:
guys guys this is what are you playing not what are you smoking
Looking back on this thread, people have been playing Saw, quoting Aliens lines for no reason, arguing about whether AD&D sucks or not, and one person apparently hates Octopus's Garden
It's been a what are you smoking thread since day one