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  1. #301
    is Best Pony
    Registered: Nov 2002
    Location: Drowning in my Steam Library
    It was, in certain editions.

  2. #302
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    In certain versions obviously

  3. #303
    PC Gamering Smartey Man
    I <3 consoles and gamepads

    Registered: Aug 2007
    Location: New Zealand
    Quote Originally Posted by dethtoll View Post
    so FEAR 3 is pretty good, despite the fact that i can't turn off motion blur
    It can be turned off. See options.cfg in \Steam\steamapps\common\f.e.a.r. 3\.
    Last edited by EvaUnit02; 30th Sep 2011 at 07:04.

  4. #304
    PC Gamering Smartey Man
    I <3 consoles and gamepads

    Registered: Aug 2007
    Location: New Zealand
    Quote Originally Posted by Thirith View Post
    I'm also still enjoying Gay Tony
    congratulations on coming out. let's celebrate


  5. #305
    Waiting on Deus Ex: Human Revolution: Explosive Dick Augmentation

  6. #306
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    Man her musics gone downhill over the last 10 years

  7. #307
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: Sweden
    Quote Originally Posted by dethtoll View Post
    so FEAR 3 is pretty good, despite the fact that i can't turn off motion blur
    Have you tried this?

    FEAR 3 Blur and DOF Disable Tool
    http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6502...F_Disable_Tool.

  8. #308
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2007
    Location: Finger paintings of the insane
    Stuck at my disgustingly hot girlfriend's house kicking it with the offspring (and the missus and I having amazing hour-long tease sessions in the bathtub ) this weekend. I have no access to mah modern gamery, so I drug the mini-smoke's PS2 out and am playing Ratchet and Clank 1 for the first time. She also has Jak and Daxter 1, Simpsons Hit & Run, and Gran Turismo 4 (and a bunch of horseshit I wouldn't touch).

    So far, this game is pretty sweet. It looks ass on her 50 inch LCD, but what can ya' do...The controls are incredibly tight and responsive, the characters are endearing, and the gameplay fun so far.

    Also, Vernon brought a small tear to my eye today. After EPIC HORSESHIT HELL DAY I came here, opened TTLG, and found that I had been gifted the goddamn Humble Bundle! Yeah, and he even was nice enough to beat the average donation which gave me access to not only the intended gift (frozen synapse), but the entire lot of FrozenByte software!!!

    Thanks you fucking retarded faggot you

  9. #309
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    Nice one

  10. #310
    Knows his stuff
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Finland

    Dead Space 2

    I played through DS1 in a week last christmas. I started playing DS2 half a year ago but haven't had the willpower to finish it. I started it up again yesterday and was reminded of why I stopped playing it in the first place. I have almost no health or ammo, and there are monsters everywhere. Sulph suggested I use the gravitygun. Good idea except whenever I try to pick up something sharp to throw at the baddies I usually end up picking up an ammoclip or something else and flinging at them. This confuses the necros slightly but they charge on a gut me like a fish nevertheless.

    Today I got the idea to lower the difficulty. I did so, lowered it to the second lowest setting and immediately was enjoying the game a lot more. On chapter 10 now, might actually finish the game this time around.

  11. #311
    Today I got the idea to lower the difficulty.


    Anyway I thought there was only one gun in that game

  12. #312
    Knows his stuff
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Finland
    Thank you for flowers in a decorative vase. :thimb:

    On chapter 12 now. Gonna wrap this bad boy up this weekend I think.

  13. #313
    PC Gamering Smartey Man
    I <3 consoles and gamepads

    Registered: Aug 2007
    Location: New Zealand
    EvaUnit02: Fear 3 is great, i started playing it again because i saw that andytoll was
    EvaUnit02: onto my 2nd runthrough as Fettel
    EvaUnit02: man, Fettel is a lot of fun to play as
    Gunsmoke: I don't know much about it
    EvaUnit02: u've played the first two games?
    Gunsmoke: Yeah, all of them and the DLC for 2
    Gunsmoke: I really liked 2
    EvaUnit02: the campaign is fully co-op'able
    EvaUnit02: u can play as Point Man or Fettel
    Gunsmoke: weird
    EvaUnit02: u unlock Fettel for solo play after finishing the campaign
    Gunsmoke: whem does it take place?
    EvaUnit02: after Fear 2
    EvaUnit02: main plot line deals with Alma being in labour
    Gunsmoke: It isn't Monolith is it?
    EvaUnit02: Point Man and Fettel are making their way back to the Freeport (the city where the Origin facility is, where the A-bomb went off)
    EvaUnit02: made by Day 1 Studios, with assistance from Lith
    EvaUnit02: it's closer the first game than F2, IMO
    Gunsmoke: closer in feel, or look?
    EvaUnit02: Fettel is a lot of fun. u cant do slo-mo, but u can possess enemy soldiers
    EvaUnit02: feel
    EvaUnit02: the A.I. seems a lot smarter than F2's
    EvaUnit02: they flank, co-ordinate and adjust their tactics. as the FEAR AI is famous for
    EvaUnit02: mission design is good
    Gunsmoke: Fear was so badass
    EvaUnit02: weapons are really satisfying to use and sound meaty, unlike F2's
    ...
    EvaUnit02: the game is as gory as ever and firefights are fucking intense
    ...
    EvaUnit02: it's FEAR through and through
    EvaUnit02: oh and F3 looks gorgeous, they've really squeezed Lithtech Jupiter Ex
    ...
    Gunsmoke: what sort of locations?
    EvaUnit02: Latin prison, South American shanty town slum, suburbs, urban streets, airport, creepy abandoned facility
    EvaUnit02: off the top of my head
    Gunsmoke: nice
    Gunsmoke: so where is it? South america?
    EvaUnit02: first couple levels are in Sth America, moves back to Freeport from there
    EvaUnit02: Fairview
    EvaUnit02: Fairport
    EvaUnit02: or whatever the generic city from F1 and 2 is called
    EvaUnit02: the game isn't scary in the slightest, but then again FEAR never has been
    EvaUnit02: i like it for the ACTION
    Gunsmoke: it is usually tense

    EvaUnit02: i've been playing Alpha Protocol
    EvaUnit02: brilliant game
    Gunsmoke: I loved it
    Gunsmoke: DX 3 felt similar
    EvaUnit02: i was boasting about it to Vernon a few days ago and he was like "i'm gonna download it from Steam now"
    EvaUnit02: AP feels like Mass Effect 1 meets DX1
    Gunsmoke: yeah, that's fair
    Gunsmoke: Cheap as hell on Steam, I hear
    Gunsmoke: I bought it like a year ago for under 10$
    EvaUnit02: it was $2-3 last weekend on Steam
    Gunsmoke: right
    Gunsmoke: insane to pass that up
    EvaUnit02: i got it at release
    EvaUnit02: not that i mind
    EvaUnit02: i like supporting great devs like Obsidian

  14. #314
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Sulphur: So I've been playing Asshunter lately
    Bongbunger: tired of doing it in real life, man?
    Sulphur: Fuck you, garglespunk, it's a literate commentary on the Gay Condition. So there's this guy wearing a fedora with a feather in it...
    Bongbunger: also crosshairs centered on a hairy ass
    Sulphur: Yeah yeah, but you're missing the obvious subtext - it's not a game about shooting asses, or in them
    Bongbunger: oh enlighten me
    Sulphur: See, it's a game where you're this uber-straight hunter type guy hunting homos in a forest clearing
    Bongbunger: that's my side job when i'm not banging your mum while you're playing gay flash games in the basement
    Sulphur: Screw you, you chucklefuck. So like I was saying, this guy needs to shoot the naked homos, else they pounce him and fuck him in the ass
    Bongbunger: with his clothes on?
    Sulphur: With his clothes on.
    Bongbunger: ouch
    Sulphur: So ostensibly it's a game about survival - kill or submit to being dry humped to death. But thing is, the guy you play, the hunter, can barely move. You can't aim him cuz he's waving his gun around 180 degrees automatically, all the time, and need to wait for him to line up before you can fire. AND you have limited ammunition. AND you can't move and shoot at the same time.
    Bongbunger: so the odds are against him from the start
    Sulphur: Yeah, and because he has limited ammo it's like, you can try to kill homos as much as you can, but eventually you're going to run out of ammo because of the piss-poor controls
    Bongbunger: so it's gimped, what's the fucking point of playing it then
    Sulphur: That's the thing! So what happens is, you can try to kill 'em, but eventually you're going to be gang-raped by homos in the end, because either your aim is off or you've got no more ammo. It's a social comment, like. No matter what you do in life, you're always going to be pounced on by naked gay men in the middle of the forest and get raped. It's a metaphor for gaming in general, too: every time you die in a shooter in a boss fight, it's like you were bent over by the boss and raped with his gun, shot in the ass with his flying molten bulletsperm. All games are fundamentally about rape!
    Bongbunger: you are the worst games critic ever
    Sulphur: Fuck off, assmunch. This was an epiphany. I'm going to go post it on TTLG.
    Last edited by Sulphur; 1st Oct 2011 at 12:58.

  15. #315
    Oooh shit. I got a few belly laughs out of that. rofl harris

  16. #316
    Knows his stuff
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Finland
    Haha. Oh that Sulph.

    Finished DS2. It was good. But not as good as the first one. :internettoughguysmilie:

  17. #317
    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    so that's what he was doing while my internet was out

  18. #318
    Quoth the raven
    Registered: Sep 2011
    Location: Vancouver
    I plyead some Trine, trippy game yet oodles and lots of phun times.

  19. #319
    As far as I can tell, 99.9% of all uses of the word 'trippy' are by people who don't know what trippy means.

  20. #320
    is Best Pony
    Registered: Nov 2002
    Location: Drowning in my Steam Library
    Oh, I don't think that's a problem with this one

  21. #321
    Smoking weed is pretty much the exact opposite of tripping.

  22. #322
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2007
    Location: Finger paintings of the insane
    What, like when you mention 'blotter acid' they don't do the Strychnine shiver because they don't recall that metallic twang that hits you in the back of the jaw? :shivers:

  23. #323
    FFS no one cuts strychnine with acid. The whole 'omg this is speedy shit' is just how LSD is.

    Not that I have any goddamn idea.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ugs#Strychnine

  24. #324
    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    guys guys this is what are you playing not what are you smoking

  25. #325
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: god dammit dantes
    Looking back on this thread, people have been playing Saw, quoting Aliens lines for no reason, arguing about whether AD&D sucks or not, and one person apparently hates Octopus's Garden

    It's been a what are you smoking thread since day one

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