I will now sell you on Virtual Reality. All ye who wish to hold on to your wallets, avert your gaze.
*cues up Robo Recall video that I just recorded*
Yes btw, it's important that you know this is my video so you know what a badass I am. I'm basically Jet Li in The One. Think about that next time you're about to disagree with me on which Assassin's Creed was the best.