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Thread: Douchey White Americans Go to European Ghost Town, Die Horribly: the Movie

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town

    Douchey White Americans Go to European Ghost Town, Die Horribly: the Movie

    What the hell is this?



    This looks absolutely shit, disrespectful, and overall a bad idea. I'm in. Just to watch the dude from Shit My Dad Says die.

  2. #2
    Oh that is him, Shit my dad says guy. I miss that show. I'll watch it eventually. You a horror fan much?
    Last edited by BrokenArts; 23rd May 2012 at 20:38.

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    I have variable standards, but yes.

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    El Shagmeister
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Inside your heart, loving you.

    Eh, looks like it could be fun (crappy fun, but fun nonetheless).

    Might give it a watch.

  5. #5
    I know you made the thread title as tongue in cheek, but actually it isn't any worse a title than homeless guy with a chainsaw. Which is an actual movie title. This movie looks like it may be more watchable.. god, the standards have really fallen.

  6. #6
    I'm a big horror fan, I'll watch it. Recently watched a movie called, REC. Short for record. Typical in so many ways, the ending was decent, and it definitely had the creep factor going for it.

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    [REC]'s last 20 minutes are the scariest I've been through since watching the original Amityville when I was a kid. Have you seen the sequel?

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    Yeah, the ending, I kept asking myself, how? What? That's fantastic. Nicely done anyway. I won't give it away for those that haven't seen it. I kept telling the girl to keep her mouth shut. It will hear you!

    Nope, haven't seen the sequel, we do have it though. Better than the first one? How would you rate it compared to the first.
    Last edited by BrokenArts; 23rd May 2012 at 23:39.

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    About as intense as most of the first movie (never quite reaching the potential of the ending, except maybe towards the end) but it's pretty much the first movie extended another two hours.

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    Stalker was tons better than this movie looks.

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    Knows his stuff
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Finland
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghostly Apparition View Post
    homeless guy with a chainsaw
    Don't you mean Hobo With A Shotgun?

  12. #12
    semantics...yeah I guess thats the one.

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    El Shagmeister
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Inside your heart, loving you.

    [REC] is awesome, didn't care much for the sequel tbh.

    Highly recommend it, skip the US adaptation, Quarantine

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    Taking a break
    Registered: Dec 2002
    Do they know they made a game about it years ago?

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    Cuddly little misanthropic hate machine
    Registered: Aug 2004
    Location: 4 doors down, bad side of town
    What, Call of Duty 4?

  16. #16
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Deutschy-Deutschland / London
    Hobo with a Shotgun kicks arse

  17. #17
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: not anymore :(
    Wow this looks even worse than what I thought when I saw the youtube still image.

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    Christ, they've even got the corny Cyrillic characters in their title.

    "SNEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES"

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    Member
    Registered: Jun 1999
    Location: Procrastination, Australia
    Yeas, using "backward Rs" like that is astoundingly lame by now.
    Cool idea for a movie though, in general. I just hope like hell the creepy things are tentacle-faced mutants and not just strung out Krocadyl users.

  20. #20
    Ugh. I dislike movies which use inane camera tricks to try to achieve a scare. Good horror is achieved by all sorts of different methods, but "shaking the camera and flicking on and off the lights" has never been one of them. A reasonably-done "boo moment" is lame enough, but when they try to pull off the "boo" by flickering an image or something, I'm not impressed.

    The disappointing thing is, there are quite a few horror movies out there which would have been much creepier without the flickershake and grab-from-just-out-of-the-frame. I've seen several movies which were genuinely disturbing until they gave up on atmosphere and psychological, and simply pulled out the cheap tricks, thus ruining it.

    Not that this looks like it would be particularly inspired even without the lameness, which is probably why they're relying on all the standard camera wonkery.
    Last edited by Sg3; 24th May 2012 at 07:05.

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    Classical Master 2008
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Civitas Quinqueecclesiensis HU
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxsmith View Post
    Christ, they've even got the corny Cyrillic characters in their title.

    "SNEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES"
    This, right here.

  22. #22
    Member
    Registered: Mar 1999
    Location: Michigan--gotta live somewhere
    [REC] rocked. Ending was supremely creepy.

    This...emmmmmm, predictable, derivative, sophomoric fun. Only thing it appears to be lacking is a torture chamber scene featuring nubile American coeds.

  23. #23
    I wanted more background on that *thing*. There was none. Where did it come from, what or who was it.

  24. #24
    Member
    Registered: Mar 1999
    Location: Michigan--gotta live somewhere
    What thing? There was a Thing?

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    You know....that thing.

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