A truly masterful summary!
I shall underwhelmingly be supporting England though I could probably think of a few more minus points. And I have always supported the Netherlands since the glorious 1970s. As to who might win, I don't really mind as long as it's none of the annoying diving bastards teams.
I think Republic of Ireland should have -2 points for the Stop Crying About Thierry Henry's Handball Goal Already Penalty!