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Thread: Moderator update

  1. #26
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Why is it that I can't take a pee in my front yard without someone choosing that EXACT moment to use my driveway to turn around in?

  2. #27
    Southquarter.com/fms
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: The Akkala Highlands
    You can't really count Vae and GMD as Thiefgenners, because we don't want them either.

  3. #28
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Someone's gotta take the fall for them, and you bunch are as convenient a scapegoat as any...

  4. #29
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Pacific Northwest
    I think you need to hold early elections to show you can consolidate your support and you really do have the mandate of the people.

  5. #30
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    I don't know how to make a poll, though.

  6. #31
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: not here
    Don't pee facing the open road like an uncivilised brute, for fuck's sake. What's all that wood siding on the house for, then?

  7. #32
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Pacific Northwest
    Yeah, you gotta be careful man, someone will get you on indecent exposure doing that.

    And if we show you how to make a poll, and you win, can you split Community Chat off from the rest of TTLG? We'll call it COXIT.

  8. #33
    El Shagmeister
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Under your fingernails.
    I did not have sex with that woman, Monica.

  9. #34
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Quote Originally Posted by Slasher View Post
    Yeah, you gotta be careful man, someone will get you on indecent exposure doing that.
    Well, I was behind the bushes, so it's not like I was letting it all hang out for the world to see. Though I'm pretty sure the people in the car were wondering what the hell I was doing, hands down, unmoving, only seen from the waist up, giving them the dead eye right into their headlights.

  10. #35
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2001
    Location: Somewhere
    Quote Originally Posted by Renzatic View Post
    Why is it that I can't take a pee in my front yard without someone choosing that EXACT moment to use my driveway to turn around in?
    this so much this

  11. #36
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: on a mission to civilize
    Quote Originally Posted by Sulphur View Post
    Don't pee facing the open road like an uncivilised brute, for fuck's sake. What's all that wood siding on the house for, then?
    I call that act, "Putting On The Varnish."

    Quote Originally Posted by Renzatic View Post
    Well, I was behind the bushes....
    I figure they wouldn't have seen you squatting behind a bush like that.

    (oh, shit, shots fired)

  12. #37
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2002
    Location: In the flesh.
    If you go over and pee ON them you get less folks driving down your road. Problem solved.

  13. #38
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    I can't just stop peeing when I've got a steady stream going, Tocky. Hurts too much to try it.

    Oh, and I'm gonna beat up Queue.

  14. #39
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: on a mission to civilize
    Fight! Fight! Fight!

  15. #40
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Midnight. Your ass is grass.

  16. #41
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: on a mission to civilize
    We can get some hamburger and a box of Depends while we're at it.

  17. #42
    El Shagmeister
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Under your fingernails.
    Quote Originally Posted by Renzatic View Post
    Your ass is MrDuck's.
    Yours too, Soddy Daisy.

    <3

  18. #43
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: not here
    Quote Originally Posted by Queue View Post
    I call that act, "Putting On The Varnish."
    Queue, if I ever swing around your side of the planet to visit, I'm going to remember to wear a gas mask first.

  19. #44
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2008
    Location: on a mission to civilize
    I'd recommend a full hazmat suit; it can get pretty sticky around here...if you know what I mean.

    ...and I cannot wait to see you, we'll make them all pay! They'll see!!

  20. #45
    Chakat sex pillow
    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: not here
    <3

  21. #46
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2016
    Location: Trollinus Maximus
    Quote Originally Posted by Renzatic View Post
    Oh god. You're all not expecting me to, like, do my job, are you?
    I have a job for you,,,,,,,,,,,,,, peaches .......

  22. #47
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Shut up, JK. Quit being a slut.

  23. #48
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2016
    Location: Trollinus Maximus
    being a prostitute does NOT make me a slut , I CHARGE for my time , sluts just give it away

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