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Thread: T3... our worst fears confirmed!

  1. #1
    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: annarbah

    T3... our worst fears confirmed!

    It is with a heavy heart that I share this truly, truly disturbing information. No no, Thief 3 has not been cancelled, something far worse has happened. But first let me explain how I got this information...

    I was sitting on a random bus, going from here to there, and I happened to notice a man had left some papers on his seat as he was leaving. Being the upstanding man that I was/am/will be again, I grabbed the papers and started after him.... but then I glaced down at the page (quite accidentally) and couldn't believe my eyes: here was the top-secret proposal to the next game of the Thief series! It was all here... design, layouts, screenshots, even sketches of the package design.

    And it's truly frightening.

    Yes friends, we always knew that the second-worse thing that could happen is for Thief 3 to be cancelled, but now the absolute worst thing has happened...

    Apparently, Thief 3 will NOT be a first-person sneaker. The decision was made to try to expand the audience, and to that effect it was decided that Thief 3 will be a third-person go-cart racing game. The working title is in fact "Thief 3: The Go-cart Project". If you don't believe me, well here are those screen shots...

  2. #2
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: WA, USA

    LOL! That's fucking hilarious!
    "O, there has been much throwing about of brains."
    Goddess of Madness and Beauty. Inhabitant of Zantie's Zone and Keeper of the Alternative TTLG Photo Album.

  3. #3
    Registered: Jul 2001
    Location: Scoville


  4. #4
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: 37.941, -122.485

    In the long proud history of goof-ball screenshots here at TTLG, yours are at the head of the class!

  5. #5
    Previously Important
    Registered: Nov 1999
    Location: Caer Weasel, Uelekevu
    Now I REALLY can't wait!

    Those have to be the best screenshots ever. I can almost hear the Cheesier-Than-Cheese UT2K3 Announcer over that second one saying "BOW UPGRADE!"

  6. #6
    Registered: Oct 2001
    Location: 0x0x0
    WOW...Looks like all that Need For Speed racing I've done over the last few years is REALLY gonna pay off.

  7. #7
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Thrillsville.
    watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

  8. #8
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Jersey City
    so instead of sneaking up and blackjacking folks we... siphon their gas?
    "That I an accessary needs must be
    To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me."
    William Shakespeare, sonnet 35

  9. #9
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: The Bardo

    You hold the esteemed title of Most Twisted.


  10. #10
    Registered: Sep 1999
    Location: No Maps for These Territories
    Maybe an idea for a Fan Mission? Anyone?


  11. #11
    Registered: Jan 2002
    That sucks. I can't believe they haven't even improved the textures from the dark engine.

  12. #12
    Registered: Jul 2000
    Location: Laurelindórenan
    LOL! That = 0wnage.

  13. #13
    Registered: Jul 2002

  14. #14
    Registered: Dec 2001
    Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
    Honestly LOL

  15. #15
    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: Canada, eh?
    LOL! That's the best! Ignatius!
    "Ignorance is no excuse for anything except learning." --N.R.
    "Luck? we don't need no stinking luck! we've got cod on our side!"--Johnny G.

  16. #16
    Registered: Nov 2001
    Location: Ireland

    LOL, now that is funny...

    Top marks Ignatius.

  17. #17
    Registered: Sep 2002


  18. #18
    Registered: Dec 2000
    Location: Fort Lauderdale
    Those screenshots are fucking ART. Go make more.

    UT2K3 announcer? I was hearing the Diddy Kong voices.

    *way-too-hyper child's voice* "Karras Kong Racing!"

    I'll totally kick all your asses if I can race as TipTup or Pipsy.

  19. #19
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: Louisville, KY area
    u owe me a phauking keyboard punk...i spit Mt Dew all over the damn thing

  20. #20
    Registered: May 1999
    Location: You are Here

    Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have a winner!

    That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on these forums since...well, ever.

    Edit - just noticed the "Join us now" on the side of the Haunts gocart
    Last edited by Azal; 25th Sep 2002 at 11:32.

  21. #21
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Lost City, Fire Talisman Tower

  22. #22
    Registered: Jun 1999
    Location: Jarrow, UK
    You made my afternoon. Thanks.

  23. #23
    Registered: Jul 2001
    Location: Bafford's well-house

    /me for president

  24. #24
    TTLG Server Goddess
    Registered: Jun 2000
    Location: Out of my mind...
    *MsLedd falls off her chair laughing


    oohhh GOD that's funny!!

    Ignatius, first the "Which Thief character are you?" test and now this... You my friend, are batting 1000! I think I love you.
    If you didn't really laugh out loud, you're just an idiot

  25. #25
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Finland

    We´re finally getting the bow upgrade!

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