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Thread: Almalexia is a psycho

  1. #551
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    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    *surreptitiously wipes his mouth* Ahhh, sorry about that, Jordana, I was... ah, looking for something to nibble on. Yeah, that's it

  2. #552
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!

    Hope I taste as sweet as your candy
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  3. #553
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    Registered: Jul 2002
    I'm still waiting for pictures of the red headed sisters.

    thx

  4. #554
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    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    So forsythe who is candy?

  5. #555
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    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: First floor
    Nobody eats the ladies here!

  6. #556
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Your chivalry is appreciated, as always, Tej, but.....oh I dunno, it sounded quite fun to me Now where'd that squirty cream and honey get to.........


    BTW ceebs, one of my pet mice is called Candy, but nobody gets to eat her.
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  7. #557
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    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Ooops

    *Takes tail from between teeth, purs mouse gently back on table*

    Five years ago I was a four-stone apology - today I am two separate gorillas

  8. #558
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2003
    Location: Florida
    bump,
    just cus this thread is feking huge!

  9. #559



    Okaaaaay, what are you kids doing with that squirty cream and mice? And drooling daedroths?!

    Do your parents know about this thread?

  10. #560
    Member
    Registered: May 2002
    Let's not forget hamsters.


  11. #561
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Hamsters come from Hamsterdam.

    *passes Jordy some tissue for wiping Daedroth drool*


    Ania

  12. #562
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Too late for tissue, I'm swimming

  13. #563
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    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    *passes wetsuit and flippers and edges away*



    Ania

  14. #564
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    *suits up and paddles around*
    Well it was getting a bit crowded in the Striker pond.......
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  15. #565
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: First floor
    Hmm... are you sure this is sanitary?


    * Tej takes a sample for lab analyses

  16. #566
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Kink checklist

    Squirty cream check
    Honey check
    wetsuits check
    redheads check
    hamsters check



    Only two more to go and I win Kink Bingo

    how the rest of you doing?

  17. #567
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Let's see:


    Squirty cream
    Hot cross buns
    Redheads
    Candy (mouse? maybe)
    Whips

    I'm level with you, ceebsy boy.
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  18. #568
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Surely you mean mousse, Jordy? Or do you have a sinister reason for keeping mice?

    And now, an announcement. Jordana and her mice have increased their presence on my site . Again, click on the Ms Chal button on the front page, and you will behold a butter wouldn't melt picture of our thread corrupting orc-and-elf-fancying friend, and another of her rodents.

    Ania (kink bingo in mind)

  19. #569
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    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Originally posted by Ania
    you will behold a butter wouldn't melt picture of our thread corrupting orc-and-elf-fancying friend
    *whew* You ain't just whistlin' dixie... rather enigmatic look she's giving the camera as well; and I love those barely-hinted-at dimples, Jordana

  20. #570
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Note how theres no reference to kink bingo on forsythes answer, perhaps it's him who's pulling the balls out



    Jordy: Still looking Innocent I see

  21. #571
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Actually, I just got drool all over my card.. or is that drool? I was so enjoying this delicious candied flower that the card got dripped on. Rather copiously too, if I may be so bold

  22. #572
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Candied flower? What's one of them? Or is it some kind of double entendre?

    Edit: *wakes up a bit* Wait, hang on..you didn't mean.......
    Last edited by Jordana; 15th Apr 2003 at 20:14.
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  23. #573
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    *grins quietly* Well, you like your all day suckers, I like my candied flowers. (And there's double and triple entendres galore in those two links )

  24. #574
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Mmmmm *grin* It often takes me a few minutes of careful re-reading to figure what the heck you're getting at; my sweet little mind needs a while to get into the right mode to pick up on these sorts of things. Ania occasionally has to help out by explaining the odd reference via PM
    In any case, it takes a true master like yourself to weave such wicked innuendo into something as cosily quaint as candied rose petals. My hat's off to you.

    "This job takes a little patience; it seems to go more quickly if you do it with a friend"


    Good advice *enigmatic dimpled smile*
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  25. #575
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    *grin* Well, I do like to provide amusement for those who can catch my references Incidentally, it looks like I've got to devote more effort to one of my agendas... but the hat's a good start

    "Area chefs are very enthusiastic about using locally grown products" sounds almost wholesome, but "The best quality flowers for consumption are ... fresh" sounds like good advice

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