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Thread: Almalexia is a psycho

  1. #1176
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    Registered: Mar 2003
    I've seriously been mentally scarred, heh. I'll never be able to eat a kiwi again.

  2. #1177
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    What type of kiwi are we talking about? There is the fruit, the bird, and the race of people who happen to include me.

  3. #1178
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    I'm sure if he ate you... that would be in keeping with things from that link am i rite?!?!?!1
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  4. #1179
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    *claps hands over ears*

    This must stop, right now. It's sick, wrong and deeply unnatural.

    Now, let's get back to orc shagging

  5. #1180
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Oh dear me... you turn your back for a few moments and the tone just dives.... (To seriously new lows too!)

    Congrats on the job Anya! - hope its going well?

    Whereabouts are you from Pisces? - my other half is from the land of the long white cloud.


    Ryushi - the impressions you gain here will provide much fun and warmth in the coming years... enjoy every twisted one!

    Hope everyone's doing just dandy - how's the orc hunt Jordy?

  6. #1181
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    hi Lacerta! Nice to see you back here again....

    Orc hunt is only in my dreams at the mo...must watch Fellowship of the Ring again before Christmas

  7. #1182
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    I live in Christchurch, 10 minutes from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains

  8. #1183
    Moderator
    Registered: Mar 2003
    *has hands clapped over his ears and rocking back and forth in a lonely corner of the room* Fun and warmth... fun and warmth... fun and warmth...

  9. #1184
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    I can think of activities which are fun and warm.

  10. #1185
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    haha you mean sex am i rite??!?11
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  11. #1186
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Or diving into a big mug of hot chocolate..with marshmallows...

  12. #1187
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    p.s. why are marshmallows only ever pink or white?

    bugs me that does... keeps me awake at night sometimes..just one of the great imponderables I 'spose..

  13. #1188
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    I've seen blue and orange ones as well...
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  14. #1189
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    Registered: Mar 2003
    Peeps! Heh. Stick 'em in the microwave. It's fun to open the microwave door and find a foot tall Peep looking at you.

    Unless it explodes.

  15. #1190
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Quote Originally Posted by Striker
    I've seen blue and orange ones as well...

    We're still talking about marshmallows, right?

    *pulls a lever and floods the forums with hot chocolate*

    Hee hee, paddling time again suckers!

  16. #1191
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Blue and orange ones are an abomination against all of nature! (and I'm pretty sure the colourants would make kids go doo-lalley plop to boot )

    These giant floaty marshmallows make great islands in our sea of hot choccy... *jumping aboard* "I'm the king of the castle! Nyah nyah!"

    and Ryushi - I'm fairly certain putting people in microwaves until they're only a foot tall is very illegal...and naughty too..

  17. #1192
    Moderator
    Registered: Mar 2003
    No, no. Peeps! I'm pretty sure they have Peeps most everywhere.

  18. #1193
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    *steers a marshmallow pirate ship in Ryushi's direction with violent intent......*

  19. #1194
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    *eats a hole in the side of the pirate ship with hungry intent......*

  20. #1195
    Moderator
    Registered: Mar 2003
    WHAT?! To hell with that!

    *jumps on his giant Peep and pulls on his infamous eyepatch* Arr!

  21. #1196
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Ready the flump cannons for a broadside!

    Sharpen the pointy candy canes! It's time for a boarding action!

    Aaah... a perfect chance to swing through the rigging a la Errol Flynn (Ryushi - don't worry, you'll never of heard of him I'm sure) and sweep Jordy from the deck of her sinking galleon in graceful style...

    Now ma'am, upon which scurvy cur's deck do you wish to alight? I'm sure there's a few mangy dogs for whom you have cold steel...

  22. #1197
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2002
    Location: First floor
    Quote Originally Posted by RyushiBlade
    It's fun to open the microwave door and find a foot tall Peep looking at you.

    Unless it explodes.
    You know, I've read disturbing things before, and this certainly sounds like one of them...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordana
    *pulls a lever and floods the forums with hot chocolate*
    *swim* where are you getting all that from? *swim*
    You flooded the strawberries.

    And now that we all dunk in chocolate, how are we going to ever get clean?

  23. #1198
    Moderator
    Registered: Mar 2003
    Aha! *jumps from atop his Peep and behind Lacerta, who he prompty stabs with a spoon* Yer greedy land lubber that yer are, thinkin' ya even 'adda chance with Jordana! Don't worry lass, I gotchyer back.

    *continues to stab, realizing that a spoon is not among the most effective stabbing weapons*
    Last edited by RyushiBlade; 27th Nov 2004 at 18:03.

  24. #1199
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2003
    Quote Originally Posted by RyushiBlade
    Peeps! Heh. Stick 'em in the microwave. It's fun to open the microwave door and find a foot tall Peep looking at you.

    Unless it explodes.
    Peeps are disgusting; I don’t know how anyone can consider them edible. But for real microwave fun they cannot be beat! Just place two with a toothpick extending from the right wing of each in the microwave oven facing each other. After all the wagers have been placed, turn on the oven and watch them fence until one dies a horrible, grizzly, wonderful death…then continue to cook until the victor suffers the same fate. Repeat until you run out of peeps, lose all your money, or soil yourself laughing.

  25. #1200
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    *grabs Ryushi's peep and places a toothpick in its right wing*

    ONGUARD!

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