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Thread: Almalexia is a psycho

  1. #1826
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    A script? What? I really don't entirely get what your saying....

  2. #1827
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    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: School for 6 hours. Such crap
    I once had a girlfriend. 2 weeks later she was like " hey, Iv got another boyfriend"

    Ugh, son of a-

  3. #1828
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    Registered: Apr 2006
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    Mmm....That sucks, once I was trying to....woo... thtis one girl, throughout my summer vacation last year, and one day she finally says "Ok, fine...I think......I love you too" My heart sang that night, and I began doing all these lame dances of joy, the next day she calls me and says "You know, I think I was mistaking friendship for love, it's over." ERRRG YOU SUCK!!!

  4. #1829
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    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: At the MW forums. NZ
    Girls are evil, very evil, there not evil on purpose (usually) but they do act it, if your lucky then you'll find out your gay.

  5. #1830
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    Wait, Gorgonseye's isn't gay?

  6. #1831
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    When did you come to the conclusion I was....?

  7. #1832
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    Registered: Nov 2004
    Location: Mu
    Probably back when the discussion turned to furry fruit. Next I suppose you'll be claiming that you're not a furry either.

  8. #1833
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    Damn man, you read me like a book!

  9. #1834
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Location: Australia
    It was around the time you sent me all those PM's asking "asl? lol" and asking if I wanted to cyber.

  10. #1835
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    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    I could never be a furry.. surely you'd just get too hot?

  11. #1836
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    Location: School for 6 hours. Such crap
    Oh, well. Such is life. There are 3 people in life: Evil people (usually girls or drunk guys), Kind people (varies) and just plain morons (who are usually fat)

  12. #1837
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    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Hmm.. now that is a gross generalization if ever I saw one.

    For one thing, whilst I could quite reasonably be described as being fat, I'm definitely not a moron (morons being classified as having an IQ in the range of 50 to 69).

    Hmm... so if there are only three people in life, and I'm not the moron, and I'm not the evil one as I'm not drunk and I'm not a girl (if what you are saying is true and girls are generally the evil ones), I must be the kind one. And as you're not a girl either, wouldn't that make you the moron?



    the other 6,000,000,000 people are all my imaginary friends....

  13. #1838
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    Quote Originally Posted by Striker View Post
    It was around the time you sent me all those PM's asking "asl? lol" and asking if I wanted to cyber.
    I used to think you were a girl! It's not my fault I swear! Lacerta told me you were!

  14. #1839
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    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Oooh.. I did never.... I just said Striker liked wearing dresses...

  15. #1840
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    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: School for 6 hours. Such crap
    Note I said USUALLY. Fat people tend to expect everyone to feel sorry for them and when people don't, they get pissed and Voila! A moron is born!

    As I said, kind people varies, so no explination.

    Evil people are usually girls. Not sure why, but they seem to be born like that. But that doesn't mean ALL girls are evil, there are some really nice ones, like those who come from Singapore. I guess drunk guys was a bit incorrect, cos girls get drunk too and that makes them MORE evil.

    Me? I'm...uh...other.
    Last edited by Ailtar; 23rd Nov 2006 at 17:53. Reason: Cuz I'm gay.

  16. #1841
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Location: Australia
    I like dresses they make me look pretty.

  17. #1842
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    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    It's the ribbons in your hair that really finish the ensemble I think. The red really brings out the colour of your eyes.

  18. #1843
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    Location: School for 6 hours. Such crap
    I like wearing my mum's high-heeled shoes. I spin around on the back of them

    DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

  19. #1844
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Hmm.. thinks girls are evil.. but perhaps secretly wants to be one? Doth he protest too much?

    Just remember.. heel-toe heel-toe heel-toe... otherwise you'll look like you're prancing round on tippy toes. Get the sashay into those hips.

  20. #1845
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    My mom is really short, ande her feet are relativley small, so, actually I fit in her shoes, and used to put them on...but..bisexual boys don't have a desire to change sexes, so I'm ok as I am.

  21. #1846
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    I wasn't aware that sexuality had any link to TV habits. But I do know a number of straight guys who like to drag up.

  22. #1847
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    Registered: Apr 2006
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    I don't recall saying anything bout TV habits.....did I?

  23. #1848
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Sorry - should have been clearer. TV = Transvestite

  24. #1849
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    Registered: Apr 2006
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    It was several years ago....I stopped doing that stuff now though...

    Edit: I always assumed most transvestites also wanted to be transexuals, and that being bisexual would show no reason to be a transexual....

  25. #1850
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    Registered: Sep 2006
    Location: School for 6 hours. Such crap
    My nickname is Triple-M (Magpie Monteagle the Metrosexual)

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