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Thread: Almalexia is a psycho

  1. #201
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    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Save you- to be tormented later. With trowels and bulb planters. And maybe even...
    Secateurs!



    Ania

  2. #202
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    If you're going to use them on me fine.

    well better than if you're going to force me to use them

  3. #203
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    Heh.. Ania - it sounds like your garden must be the most pleasurably dangerous place on the planet!

    *carefully stepping over a perforated Ceebs*

  4. #204
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    I'm beginning to think this may be counter-productive. ceebs is absolutely loving all of this!
    *whips out the hedge-strimmers and cackles fiendishly*
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  5. #205
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    That could be nasty if he's wearing that loin cloth!

    then again will all be ok if he's decided on the chainmail bikini today...

  6. #206
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!


    Well now that ceebs is full of holes, perhaps we could plant seedlings in him and make him a part of our new TTLGarden. Striker can be an ornamental fish pond or something. Then us girls can skip happily round in our dresses, playing hopscotch and hand-slappy games. Yes.
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  7. #207
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    Registered: Jan 2003
    Location: Wales in 20 mins!
    And methinks, this lizard will slip quivering under the safety of the nearest large rock!

  8. #208
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Don't worry, little lizard, we'll remember to put in a nice rock in the sun for you to bask on
    I thought you were a girl lizard, BTW? Was I wrong? You can still wear a flowery dress, you know
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  9. #209
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    We shall be beautiful and terrible! All shall love us- and despair!

    *suddenly wakes from the Galadriel moment, and goes for a dunking in the pond*

    Edit: Lacerta in a dress! With Ceebs in a bikini! And Lady Forsythexia, too! Is this the alternative transvestite Tribunal?

  10. #210
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Well, you have heard the phrase "A wolf in sheep's clothing," haven't you? "*awwwooo*" *cough*cough*cough* I mean "*beeeeh*"

    *looks around to make sure no Scotsman or Aussie is coming up behind him*

  11. #211
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Scotsman? would that be darling Kathode?
    The Aussie has been turned into an ornamental pond, and I'm sitting in it.

    Ania

  12. #212
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Kinky

    I think Forsythe would make a charming antique sundial, or possibly a rose border....* starts thinking about pruning shears*
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  13. #213
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Antique sundial? Prepare for the Patriarch's wrath!

    Ania

  14. #214
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    It's good to see that my life long dream of being an ornamental fish pond has finally been realised!

    And I think Forsythe was refering to Ceebs as the scotsman.

    -Striker
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  15. #215
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Ceebs? Scotsman? No. Why would he think that?
    You make a lovely pond

    Ania

  16. #216
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    *chuckle* Actually, I was giving a common racial stereotype and then making a more pointed, individualized one

    *blows bubbles from the pipe Jordana gave him*

  17. #217
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Originally posted by Ania
    Antique sundial? Prepare for the Patriarch's wrath!
    Gaah!!! Don't use that word! I did once, and bitterly regretted it


    Striker: In the eyes of the law of Daggerfall, you are pond scum

    Forsythe: glad to see you using the pipe....are you wearing the slippers and cardie as well?
    Just a minute, if you're blowing bubbles, does that mean you're also underwater in Striker's pond?
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  18. #218
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    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    OK, I'm upgrading Striker to an outdoor jacuzzi. Seeing as everyone seems to be enjoying his facilities......

    *SPLASH*

    Ahhh, nice and warm. Wait a minute, what's that cold, wet wriggly thing?



    ..............................




    Darn, I knew I should have taken the koi carp out first So, what did you THINK I was talking about, heh?
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  19. #219
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2000
    Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
    Originally posted by Jordana Chal
    Gaah!!! Don't use that word! I did once, and bitterly regretted it
    I'd completely forgotten that'un; guess I can take pride in traumatizing you for life, thereby causing you to have a phobia regarding that word, eh? Coooool...


    Forsythe: glad to see you using the pipe....are you wearing the slippers and cardie as well?
    Just a minute, if you're blowing bubbles, does that mean you're also underwater in Striker's pond?
    Nah, I'm having my four hundredth and thirty-fifth childhood *dips his pipe in a tin of soapy water and blows more bubbles* Gotta stay young in mind, or else your brain gets all pruny like JoJangles'

    Darn, I knew I should have taken the koi carp out first So, what did you THINK I was talking about, heh?
    Well, if you'd left 'cold' out of their description I could've said 'no comment', but nooooooooo.......

  20. #220
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Just get out of MY pond. (Scum)

    Ania

  21. #221
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Wales in 45 mins!
    Originally posted by Forsythe
    I'd completely forgotten that'un; guess I can take pride in traumatizing you for life, thereby causing you to have a phobia regarding that word, eh? Coooool...


    Oh yeah thanks Forsythe, every time someone says it, I get horrible visions of papal staffs, candy and er.....chastisements. Which explains a few things about this very thread *bangs head against wall*

    And now I'm being ejected from the Striker jacuzzi. Fine. I'll just go and freeze somewhere, then *sniffle*

    And Ania? I could be mistaken, but I think you're sitting on the soap
    "No zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises!"

  22. #222
    Morrowind.TTLG.com
    Moderator

    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Australia
    I feel objectified!

    -Striker
    The views expressed in my post are not necessarily mine.

  23. #223
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    Oh no! please don't! you are the nicest pond- but you can always liberate yourself with your divine powers!
    (I shouldn't have said that! Now he's going to go retrieve that whip and handcuffs! Here's hoping . What? No, you must have misheard me! *exaggerated innocence*)

    Jordy- papal staffs? candy? Whatever next?

    *runs off into the yew maze, flowery dress dripping, gardening tool in hand*

  24. #224
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: Deepest Darkest Wales
    Women running from the moderators lapping at them? Papal staffs? candy? Little pink dresses?

    We're definitely down the rabbit hole here

    Think I'll be the Cheshire Cat

  25. #225
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Wild West Wales
    I may well be the grinning one here! But I'll settle for the Red Queen (of Tarts). Off with their heads!
    And that will be Alison in Wonderland, eh, Jordy?
    And isn't there a little lizard somewhere, too?


    The Queen of Tarts



    'Speak roughly to your little boy,
    And beat him when he sneezes,
    He only does it to annoy,
    Because he knows it teases!
    Wow! wow! wow!'


    (ooh. Who's Jabberwocky, then?)

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