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Thread: Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

  1. #176
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2005
    "Nary fool art taking me from behind"
    - Brother Jarlek, two seconds prior to severe headache

    "I double-dog-dare you to replace the symbol for "unneccessary" with "thief", dude"
    - Where all the troubles started

  2. #177
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2004

    "Be My Neighbour!"

    -Neon sign, Shalebridge Cradle

  3. #178
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Argghh! WTF!?

    - A Thief player stumbling into a guard.

  4. #179
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    I NEED MORE QUILLS!!!

    - Keeper Reginald disturbing the peace

  5. #180
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2005
    Location: Washington, USA
    "ughhhhhh.........(gasp)
    Moaaaaaan..... (WHACK!)
    glaaagh!! Moaaaaaan...."

    -A Zombie tasting the sword


  6. #181
    New Member
    Registered: Mar 2006
    Location: Maw Of Chaos

    Hmmm... i like this topic. What do you think, this is nice:

    «The course of life is similar to the wild mountain river
    Sometimes quiet, or mortally dangerous.
    Swimming in its waters depends on the skills of each of us;
    Its waves keep us afloat, but sooner or later
    They will throw us on the rocky cliffs of death.
    No other way…»

    --About Life And Death
    From the precepts of the Pagans
    to the young generations.

  7. #182
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2006
    Quote Originally Posted by JesusTheShadowThief
    I came, I saw, I stole
    -Garrett
    Or:
    Veni, Vidi, Snatchi

  8. #183
    Voice Actor
    Registered: Nov 2004
    Location: South Korea
    I'm glad to see this thread return. How about:

    Oh blessed be the hammer,
    and blessed be the anvil,
    and the chisel, that is pretty good too.
    -- Hammer Hymn

    From the ongoing "New AI Voice Schemes" project

    Don

  9. #184
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2005
    Location: Washington, USA
    Quote Originally Posted by dlw6
    I'm glad to see this thread return. How about:

    Oh blessed be the hammer,
    and blessed be the anvil,
    and the chisel, that is pretty good too.
    -- Hammer Hymn

    Don

    thats a great one

  10. #185
    Quote Originally Posted by KingAl
    Or:
    Veni, Vidi, Snatchi
    This one is way better.

  11. #186
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2006
    "The Undead are most abhorrent to us
    For they stinketh worse than the Smith In Exile's fart"

    -The Hammerite Book of gross


    Still wondering why the Smith was exiled?

  12. #187
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2005
    Location: The limbo region of hell
    Every time I think I've seen it all at this forum...
    -----------------------------------------------

    "And didst the bretheren unearth yet more forgotten relics of the past, to muse upon and wonder at..."

    "Ah!! Mine eyes are burned by the splendors, and terrors revealed! The horrific glories test the crafting of my thoughts! Builder, thy work shall withstand!!"

    The writing becomes illegible...

    - Note found by an unknown hammerite in an abandoned sanitarium.

  13. #188
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    [We join Young Garrett and Keeper Artemus in private session at the Sanctuary]

    Artemus: What have I told about nipping the Black Lotus?
    Young Garrett: I was just trying to have some fun.
    Artemis: Some fun, you--

    [Awkwardly long laughtrack interrupts them]
    [They wait several minutes for the laughtrack to stop]


    Artemus: Anyway, believe or not, I actually was young once and I understand your frustration. I would have shrugged this off normally. However, when you decided to involve the other acolytes in your mischief, it was no longer just you trying to have fun. I do have my responsibilities, as do you.

    [Garrett is silent]
    [After a while, a smirk begins to sneak its way on to Garrett's face]


    Artemus: Are you listening to me?
    Young Garrett (still smirking): Yes....and...forgive me, Master. After all...I am still learning, aren't I?
    Artemus: Oh you!

    ---Selected Studio Recordings from Failed THIEF TV Series

  14. #189
    Quote Originally Posted by Andreus
    "I double-dog-dare you to replace the symbol for "unneccessary" with "thief", dude"
    - Where all the troubles started
    Someone is gonna have to explain this to me

  15. #190
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2005
    Location: Follow the mobius-strip road
    -the might of the keepers was destroyed...
    They left too many vases in the hallway.

  16. #191
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2003
    Crawlsies in mine skinsies.
    Themses woundsies will not healsies.


    -- The Emo Pagan

  17. #192
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2005
    Location: Washington, USA
    "Creeping in the shadows,
    a silouette dances in the dark,
    footsteps not seen nor heard,
    the silent scream of the victum.
    the drunken mumbles of Ben,
    does he comprehend?
    THUMP!
    Guess not."

    -Poem's of the witness

  18. #193
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2001

    Pray thee nightly to the Master Builder
    for He will guide thee in these difficult times.
    Stayest thou away from Karras and those heathen mechanists
    no good will come of them.
    Cast thine mighty hammers on the Builder's forges
    but forgetest thou not to wear thine vest.
    Heedest thou strange sounds from the shadows
    it may not be rats.
    And wearest thou always clean underwear.
    In case thou is run over by a mine cart.

    -- Letter to the Smith in Exile, from his mother

  19. #194
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    I shalt die in a meteor shower.

    How wilt thou die?

    -Unknown,
    Under the Wheels of the Death Prestidigitation Bandwagon

  20. #195
    New Member
    Registered: Feb 2006
    Location: NSW, Australia
    "The weights in each pan of the balance
    Had increased greatly.
    As he approached his triumph,
    Our foe had made himself vulnerable.
    We were unable to directly influence,
    And could only watch and wait
    To see whether his pridefully chosen pawn
    Would prove his undoing.

    All the Keepers went to the local SportsBet
    And placed amounts on who would be the victor.
    Mayar placed twenty on the Trickster,
    And Artemus fifty on Garrett.
    We drank our beverages with sheer delight,
    Except for Mayar, for he drowned his sorrows for his loss.
    We all returned to the tower except for Artemus,
    For he sought Garrett to share his winnings."

    - Keeper Annals

  21. #196
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    And the Builder said, 'OW! CRAP! I STUBBED MY FREAKIN' TOE! THAT REALLY HURTS! AH!' and we praised him for his wisdom.

    - The Book of the Stone

  22. #197
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2006
    ... the lightbulb is a bitch.

    - Last book of the Keepers.

  23. #198
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Quote Originally Posted by Clyp
    ... the lightbulb is a bitch.

    - Last book of the Keepers.
    I don't get it.

  24. #199
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Are you serious?

  25. #200
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2005
    Location: thief.wikia.com
    Doth this man be able to carry riches of enormous wieght?
    Doth he have cloth from thy Builder that doth not shed water?
    Doth he have numerous limbs, in wich to carry a mans body, and climb a rope?
    Doth this man robbest from all, and yet savest us all?

    ~Pre Mechanist sermon: Garrett, The Builders Prophet or Tricksters Deamon?

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