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Thread: Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

  1. #201
    Voice Actor
    Registered: Nov 2004
    Location: South Korea
    Quote Originally Posted by ganac
    Doth this man be able to carry riches of enormous wieght?
    Doth he have cloth from thy Builder that doth not shed water?
    Doth he have numerous limbs, in wich to carry a mans body, and climb a rope?
    Doth this man robbest from all, and yet savest us all?

    ~Pre Mechanist sermon: Garrett, The Builders Prophet or Tricksters Deamon?
    Canst he not also swim underwater with a sword, blackjack, bow, arrows, and huge bags of wealth? Oh wait, he cannot anymore.

    -- Post-Mechanist sermon: "Enough preaching about Garret already!"

    Don

  2. #202
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Quote Originally Posted by TTK12G3
    Are you serious?
    Yeah, I don't understand it.

  3. #203
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    Maybe it's 'keepers prefer shadows so they don't like lightbulbs'

  4. #204
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Griffin
    Yeah, I don't understand it.
    There's no "frob bulb" option. It's a shame, really. It would be nice to take a lightbulb and throw it across the hall. The noise it would make would be better than any noisemaker.

  5. #205
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2006
    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Griffin
    I don't get it.
    I meant that lightbulbs would lead to the Keeper's extinction... Thus "Last Book..."


    "Our most promising acolyte has left us...

    ... oh yeah, Garrett left, too."

    - The Lost Texts

  6. #206
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2005
    Location: Washington, USA
    What a nice day. This grass tastes so good *munch munch.*
    *TWANG* *THUMP*

    -The last Poems of a deer leg

  7. #207
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Quote Originally Posted by Bronze Griffin
    I don't get it.
    Ahh! I get it now!

  8. #208
    Quote Originally Posted by Clyp
    "Our most promising acolyte has left us...

    ... oh yeah, Garrett left, too."

    - The Lost Texts
    lol that would kill Garrett's ego

  9. #209
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2006
    Location: The Galactic Supercluster
    ...And the citizens fled as the Pagans charged,
    Citizens old, young, small and large,
    The weapons of the Pagans were not moving,
    Their magical bombs were not booming,
    In fact, only one shot was fired, no more, no less,
    What got them was the Pagan speech, from TDS...

    ---Extract from the Keeper Book of T3 Continuity Errors. (Volume 417254 (Poetry Edition))---
    Last edited by Brother Reginald; 18th May 2006 at 17:54.

  10. #210
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    "Thinksie we haves a hardsie time speaksing properly"
    --The Pagan Book of Woe

    "What is this 'sun' thing people keep talking about?"
    --Garrett's Diary

  11. #211
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    Quote Originally Posted by Qaladar
    Crawlsies in mine skinsies.
    Themses woundsies will not healsies.


    -- The Emo Pagan
    In response to that, I will also attempt to turn emo shit into artesian verse.

    How couldst such a fate befall me?
    I hath made mine transgressions.
    There is no mineself to be elsewhere disposed.
    The night slips me by as my mortal frame slides to plains intangible.
    My existence nauseates me to such bounds that I desire to utter primal intonations.
    Why, O Builder, doest this fate befall me?


    -Unsophisticated Charter
    Last edited by metal dawn; 25th Jul 2006 at 00:20.

  12. #212
    Member
    Registered: May 2004
    Liquor to beer... you're in... the clear
    Beer to liquor makes... makes you... *hic* ah, whatsitmatteranyway!

    -- Collected ramblings of Benny
    Last edited by Ishtvan; 19th May 2006 at 06:20.

  13. #213
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2006
    "What is this 'sun' thing people keep talking about?"
    --Garrett's Diary

    This is a seriously hilarious thread... And it's only a couple of months old....Still, I'm becoming something of a thread-necromancer....

    ----------------------------------------------
    "That was a close call....Seriously, if I'm ambushed by fangirls one more time, I'm moving out of this city...*THUMP*"

    -Garrett, several hours before moving out of the city
    ------------------------------------------------

    "Squeeeeaaaaak!!!!"
    -A door, Ventures of an Unlucky Thief
    -------------------------------------------------

    "..."
    -A door, The Book of Garrett

  14. #214
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2006
    Location: Ro
    I'll be a little thread necro too

    "To steal or not to steal? Is that a question?"
    -Book of Thieves

  15. #215
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    :
    -Garrett, several hours before moving out of the city
    How many times would that make it that he's moved?

  16. #216
    I was just thinking to myself that there needed to be more humor on these boards. So thanks for bringing this thing back

  17. #217
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2006
    Location: England (UK)
    "If that's a boiler, then it needs servicing anon."

    Mechanist DIY, Vol XIII

  18. #218
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Squeek. Squeek squeek squeek. SQUEEK!

    ~ A rat spying Garrett the Master Thief

  19. #219
    Permanently Enlarged
    Registered: Dec 2005
    Location: I could care...but I won't.
    "At once, I was surrounded,
    I thought to climb,
    But no arrows of rope I had.
    Nor gloves to ascend that
    bloody wall.

    I thought to blind,
    Then lo and behold,
    What did I find,
    But a fucking sword in my spine."

    -- Something jabbed in some taffer's skull.


    "Whomever didst change the clocktower gears to run BACKWARDS shalt be smote, but lighter shalt it be if he wouldst come forth. And be thou warned, next time I doth find a picture of a naked pagan on mine calendar, I shalt crack thy fucking skull."

    -- Sign on Father Lumensted's Office Door

    "Sings we a songs of wolfs
    who smells a shitsy pile and devours it.

    Sings we a songs of mans
    who smells the wind and says, "What bes deaded in here?""

    -- Partial text recovered from a Pagan war camp

  20. #220
    Quote Originally Posted by RavynousHunter
    And be thou warned, next time I doth find a picture of a naked pagan on mine calendar, I shalt crack thy fucking skull.
    -- Partial text recovered from a Pagan war camp
    That would be a great prank lol

  21. #221
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2004
    Location: namedrocalypse
    "MY EEEEEEEYE WHAT HHHHELLL DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?

    MOTHERFUUUU---"


    *SQUISH*

    -Silent ragings of a
    Plant from the Maw of Chaos

    .....

    eh

  22. #222
    Permanently Enlarged
    Registered: Dec 2005
    Location: I could care...but I won't.
    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
    I'm becoming something of a thread-necromancer....
    tch, im pretty sure in the first month of my being on the LGS forums, i couldve been described as a thread necro.

    Ok some more down the pipe:

    "Giveth unto the Builder thy greatest works, and thou shalt be rewarded. Giveth unto Him thy unfinished or shoddy works, then in thy shoe shalt he urinate."
    --Hammer Book of Tenets, The Lost Chapters

    "Oh hell, my bacon's on fire! Who put that fire crystal there? Who are you?! Guar---- *thwap*."
    --Book of Servants

    "If you see anyone who looks even the slightest bit odd, you shall scream at the top of your lungs, flail your arms about, and run head-first into the nearest wall as fast as you can."
    --Servants' Guidebook, Ch.47, Paragraph 12, Sentence 34

    "Permit anyone into our holy sanctuary even if his credentials art obvious fakes."
    --Note on the wall of the Hammer Cathedral, 3 months prior to the loss of the Talisman

    "Why art the Mechanists so evil? Because they doth have WOMEN in thier employ!"
    --Brother Xander

    "Now where in the hell is that damned spice I had stowed away, MY SOUP IS GETTING COLD!"
    --Captain Davidson

    "I swear, if I get one more concussion, I'm going to be sent away as a retard."
    --City Watch Official

    "Assume anyone on the ground is dead, even if they are obviously breathing."
    --Guards' Manual, Ch 16, Paragraph 94, Sentence 12

    "Eat me, for the love of the Builder, eat me."
    --The Hammer Book of the Lonley Muffin

    "What? This? Tis simply flour, I assure thee! And why is it upon mine nose? I didst ...ummm... stumble on the way to mine desk and mine head didst knock gainst it. What? What art THOU looking at?"
    --The Smith-In-Exile, Prelude

    "Why not accept Karras into our ranks? He tis a great inventor, despite his obvious homosexual pedophilia."
    --Book of Karras

    "There art no children amongst our ranks, then again, there art no women amongst us either."
    --Brother Xandar

    "I pray that there tis still a Holy Symbol and some Holy Water about, I am going to need a Ritual of Consecration after this..."
    --Brother Murus, scrawled note found on a prostitute lying dead next to his corpse


  23. #223
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Kouvola, Finland
    Right. :]

  24. #224
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2006
    Location: Betwixt and Between
    He was never the life and soul of the party.
    And now he no longer has either

    Early attempts to construct an automated wagon failed when a tree, that was not there before, got in the way

    Here lies 'Ohhh, flashing red button...' - Tim

    'I think therefore I am' were his last words. Yes, well, thinking you are a bird and leaping off that cliff didn't make you one

    In memory of 'I will drink whatever you pour into my glass' - Irina

    Within lies Wim Resurrected again, but alas a sniper-arrow wrapped with the note 'That's for closing my thread!' laid him low once more

    --Book of gravestone engravings

    Of course the water is deep enough to jump into from this height

    And she said: 'No, no, no. You do it like this...

    'I have a plan, I go ahead and see if they are still there...' Obviously they where

    --Book of last words

  25. #225
    Feelest thou lucky, punk?

    -From the teachings of Brother Harold the Dirty

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