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Thread: Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

  1. #1
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.

    Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

    Like this, except better:

    He is lost in his mind.
    He is beyond the tree.
    His spirit taken by the plumsie vine.
    It was probably too much LSD.

    -Keeper Allen, trying to explain away his running around naked with his undergarments on his head while streching out his arms making bird noises within the halls of the scribarium with a poorly formed poem.

    ...yeah this thread isn't going to last long...
    Last edited by TTK12G3; 18th Apr 2005 at 16:21.

  2. #2
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    He had lost the ability to swim...
    ...which he found very odd.

    - The Book of Garrett

    Hammer
    Hammer
    Hammer
    Bang Smash Crack!
    - The Smith-In-Exile
    Stoked with fuel,
    We do the Builder's work.

  3. #3
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Much better than mine...well...

    If the conversation is finished,
    and there is nothing left to say...
    ...then why the f**k monkeys are they still looking at me?!
    HM?! Why?! Answer that mystery damn it!!!
    Can't can you?
    Yeah! I do win!
    Wha? You really don't know?
    Come on. Come on!
    Answer it!!! Answer it!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

    -Keeper Artememavariustembuktoyamaba- Last week's office....big giant room with SOUND....party.

  4. #4
    New Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    The enforcers hunt with utmost stealth.
    Neither seen nor heard by their vict....

    (Interrupted by sound of the enforcers killing everything that moves)

    Sigh.

    Frustrated trainer of the Keeper Enforcers.

  5. #5
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    "Before death came, the liars were made to feast upon the hands of the thieves,
    and the thieves were made to ingest the tongues of their liar brothers, and we
    praised the Master Builder for his judgements.

    Then we played a game where you have to throw your Hammer the furthest,
    Saint Brennor the Wise was the worst at throwing his hammer and we didst mock the saint and he didst smite us with his magical hammers which flew towards us from his most holy hands, and we praised the Saint Brennor for his achivements."

    - The Hammer Book of Tenets

  6. #6
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    Life is darkness
    A bleak winters pall
    My soul is black
    Underneath it all
    My mom and dad
    they do not understand
    why I am
    a Marilyn Manson fan.

    -prelude to Bucket Get.

  7. #7
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    "From unknown origins they came
    They live isolated beyond the city
    The extent of their arcane power is unknown
    We must be very cautious in dealing with them
    Close observation must continue.

    I continued to stare at the Mages and they told me
    To 'Taff Off'. Offended and hurt I wept and shouted
    At them. So they poked me with sticks and laughed
    As they danced round me in a circle. 'Smelly Keeper!
    Smelly Keeper!' They shouted. Then I fled.

    SEND IN THE ASSASINS!!! "

    -- Keeper Xavier, Treatise on Mages

  8. #8
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    "Are you sure?"

    - Brother Gullible, right before he tried to take on a haunt with a pixie stick.

  9. #9
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    "Hey Lady Van Vernon,
    Fancy some kinky machine sex?
    Meet me at Soulforge, Midnight."
    -- Karras, private correspondence

    Eurgh! Creepy.

  10. #10
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2004
    Location: Back Home

    THIS THREAD WILL GO LONG AND HARD THROUGH THE NIGHT

    We shall all rise at the crack of dawn;
    and look upon the builder's divine creation
    and shalt utter unto ourselves:





    "Tis alright, I suppose, given that he was working with the Dark Engine"

  11. #11
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    Ha! I like it!

  12. #12
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Kouvola, Finland
    One of the better fanworks threads.

  13. #13
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Kouvola, Finland
    "No, I'm not covering behind a wall like a mouse. Look at the distance, you dolt. The blackbrookians could never hit
    us from that f.... gargheehhh!"
    -- Baron Bryncombe of the City, fabled last words to his officer

  14. #14
    Moderator
    Registered: Dec 1999
    Location: Everywhere
    Geez guys - I'm going to have to steal some of these for the Daft Project. Excellent!

  15. #15
    Member
    Registered: Feb 2004
    Location: Ryleth
    "Dancesie we onsie grass
    Prancesie we in the river
    Boogiesie we in the trees
    Bes we the Woodsie Lord's
    Dancesie Troop"

    -- Clay tablet in an abandoned Trickster temple

  16. #16
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Kouvola, Finland
    Give not into earthly
    viles of wine or women or
    shrooms, ye novice. For
    they shall cloud your mind,
    one only reserved for the
    Builder. May your mind
    be clear lest the Builder
    need thee. Flocked be the
    ones who d....
    --Hammerite Novice Codex, dirty scrapment
    found from bottom of St. Yora's Novice Cloister's
    shooting tower among broken '42 Vintage bottles,
    smells funny.

  17. #17
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2004
    "Kidnap someone on the street
    Remove the skin
    Place the body in a cauldron
    Add some vegetables
    Cook for 2 hours
    Enjoy your meal!!"

    -From [*TDS Spoiler*] recipe book.

  18. #18
    Moderator and Priest
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: Dinosaur Ladies of the Night
    "Builds your roof of dead wood...
    ...builds your wall of dead stone...
    ...builds your dreams of dead thoughts...
    ...builds your clothes of dead cow...

    ...comes crying, laughing, singing back to life, takes what you steal, and pulls the skin from your dead bones,
    shrieking..."

    -Ancient PETA protest proverb

  19. #19
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2005
    Location: Kouvola, Finland

    The original scribble is still one my favorites among the Thief 1-phrases.

    My latest contribution was really lame, by the way.

  20. #20
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    The most promising acolyte had left us,
    not out of the lesser folly of sentiment,
    but the greater folly of anger.
    No wonder he has all those heart attacks

  21. #21
    ZylonBane
    Registered: Sep 2000
    Location: ZylonBane
    "A man.
    A plan.
    A canal.
    Panama."
    -- last words of Keeper Palindrus

  22. #22
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2004
    Location: Brisbane
    Sings a songsie to the Woodsie Lord
    Eaters blackberries in his name
    Jumps around till head feels dizzy
    Falls down upon the.. hey! Hey you sneaksie spiderling, you bes giving me back my cheesy bread! You bes deaded now, fat spiderly!
    Owsies! OWSIES! Iieeee... bes jumping over my headsies... runs away!

    ~ Unfinished Pagan Song

  23. #23
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2005
    Location: Watching the puppets thrash.
    Just keep having fun with this.

  24. #24
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Jack Town, the big MS

    Fits the style anyway...

    The rock and pool,
    is nice and cool,
    so juicy sweet.
    Our only wish,
    to catch a fish,
    so juicy sweet.

    -Gollum, Just before being captured by Faramir's rangers at Ithilien.

  25. #25
    Member
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: West Seattle
    @ ZB

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