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Chibboleth
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posted April 28, 1999 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chibboleth     Edit Message
The word, my wrigglies, is CragsCLEFT prison. It's really starting to get to me how seemingly no-one is able to remember this word! So I've taken steps.

Every time someone calls it something other than Cragscleft Prison, I'm going to kill one of these cute baby seals, so help me! And you know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy...

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Ninja
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posted April 29, 1999 12:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ninja   Click Here to Email Ninja     Edit Message
Hey, can I watch?

CardinalFang
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posted April 29, 1999 12:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Yeah, really. If somebody misspells Cragschester Jail one more time I'm comin' after them.

CardinalFang

Chibboleth
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posted April 29, 1999 12:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chibboleth     Edit Message
*bang!*

I decided to shoot this one. And it made many piteous cries too.

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CardinalFang
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posted April 29, 1999 01:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Ooh, ooh, how many innocent seals can CF send to their untimely deaths? Let's see...

Cragschester Jail

Cragsheath Manor

Cragsmoor Slammer

Cragscliff Big House

Cragshill Sing-Sing

Cragsvalley Institution

Okay... now I'm getting a bit obsessive. Time to medicate myself with Mountain Dew, while Chibboleth tries to scrounge up six more balls for his old-fashioned musket. Heh heh... don't make threats you aren't prepared to follow up on. Ever see Fierce Creatures?

CardinalFang

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TJ
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posted April 29, 1999 09:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TJ   Click Here to Email TJ     Edit Message
CF,

I much prefer "Cragstein Detentional Facility for Wayward Heretics". Has a certain je ne se qoi, don't you agree?

TJ winces as seal innards splatter his face.

Lytha
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posted April 29, 1999 10:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Good to hear that someone knows how to spell Crackscleft properly.

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CardinalFang
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posted April 29, 1999 12:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Hmm... Crägskleft Gefängnis, anyone?

How're those seals doing, Chibboleth?

CardinalFang

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Chibboleth
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posted April 29, 1999 12:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chibboleth     Edit Message
Well, that's NINE MORE SEALS!

Their executions have been carried out as follows:

1. Eaten alive by me

2-4. Shot between the eyes

5-7. Beaten brutally with a 9-iron

8-9. Eviscerated alive with a hunting knife.

I need someone to get in here with a camera so I can show you guys the heap-o-dead-seals. Of course, there's not much left of one. Boy, was he tasty!

It's starting to smell bad in here.

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Shades
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posted April 29, 1999 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Shades   Click Here to Email Shades     Edit Message
Yes - and as a matter of fact I also had difficulty getting to Ragscleft.

Or was it BagsCleft?

Shaggscleft?CrackFlet?

Darnit! I cant remember! It musta been Bogsbum

PS - Chibbo - You ate a seal alive??! You must be farting thick black smoke right about now!

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Lytha
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posted April 29, 1999 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Wooops, I just spat some coffee on my monitor, laughing.

And all of this only because of this odd place Kräckskläft.

Or was is Gräcksglefd?

Tolen
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posted April 29, 1999 02:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolen   Click Here to Email Tolen     Edit Message
There's some crack left?

- Tolen

Tommyboy
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posted April 29, 1999 02:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tommyboy   Click Here to Email Tommyboy     Edit Message
I think we're all cracking up here

Chibboleth
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posted April 29, 1999 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chibboleth     Edit Message
Boy, I need to smoke some crack.

I and hey, that Seal was good, but I am now able to light my farts without the aid of a match or lighter.

I guess I'll off another 5 now, since I don't feel like counting those. These I will do with... a blowtorch! Mmm... hear the squeals of the immolated seals.

Hey, that rhymes!

kfgecko
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posted April 29, 1999 03:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kfgecko     Edit Message
Cragschester Jail? Isn't that the mission right after Bluffart's Castle?

But my favorite was the mission where you almost get killed but then follow the two killers, you know "Assailant".

But I really hated Bonerherd cuz it was spooky with too many zombies.

I had fun pretending to be a Hummer in Underthecovers and I liked coming back to kill ratmen in Wierd Bedstories, though.

That last mission was so linear! You know, Curse my Maw.

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