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Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
There's a challenge I'd like to propose.
Conversation, without using prose.
Only limericks allowed.
Let's make St. Paddy proud.
('Twill be interesting how this thread grows.)

And in case that it didn't sink in,
Let me spell it out for you again.
All replies to this thread,
Must be limericks, so get
Your thesauruses out and dig in.

Caine
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posted March 17, 1999 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Caine   Click Here to Email Caine     Edit Message
A limmerick he said.
How ever do you make one?
Only poets can post on this thread?
We will probably get a ton.

I've been posting all day,
and yet my hands are uncramped.
What can I say,
in front of the computer is where I am usually camped.

I hope whoever reads this isn't a big laugher.
It takes a lot to rhyme and reason.
But, if he laughs, its obvious he's a Taffer.
So have a blast and read-on.

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Be Smart, Be Safe, Be QUITE QUIET!

Caine


kfgecko
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posted March 17, 1999 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kfgecko     Edit Message
I played through a game called "Thief",
but set on Normal 'twas too brief.
Now on expert I play,
be careful not to slay,
I whack away skulls, noses, and teeth!

Muhahaha (evil laugh)

- Garett (aka kung fu gecko) the mad whacker (and lovin' the new gameplay)

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Deleted by poster

[This message has been edited by Datoyminaytah (edited March 17, 1999).]

kfgecko
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posted March 17, 1999 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kfgecko     Edit Message
I lean to the door and listen...
"Ramirez's downstairs countin' his blessin'"
...I sneak up to that punk
...take 'im down with a thunk
"And that's *payback* for your failed assasin'!!"

whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!th ump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!whack!thump!

kfgecko
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posted March 17, 1999 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kfgecko     Edit Message
I thought Victoria was a babe unbelievable...
until I brought the eye back from cathedral.
She looked horrible undressed,
then left me in a mess;
I think it's better if I just stay single.

Wow, I'm just full of them today.

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 06:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
da da DA da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA
da da DA da da DA da da DA

The above's an example of how
That the meter in limericks should flow.
Although sometimes there's room
For a syllable or two
To be added or dropped, don't you know.

[This message has been edited by Datoyminaytah (edited March 17, 1999).]

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
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[This message has been edited by Datoyminaytah (edited March 17, 1999).]

Caine
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posted March 17, 1999 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Caine   Click Here to Email Caine     Edit Message
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cjoshuav
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posted March 17, 1999 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cjoshuav   Click Here to Email cjoshuav     Edit Message
Garrett the thief was quite bold
On a wall that was slick from the cold
He lost his sure grip
And started to slip
What a hard way to earn bits of gold.

Koobze
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posted March 17, 1999 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Koobze   Click Here to Email Koobze     Edit Message
One time, a big burrick farted,
And into the shadows I quickly darted,
Where a zombie I did spy,
So I gave out a cry,
And smacked F12 and thus I restarted.


[This message has been edited by Koobze (edited March 17, 1999).]

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 07:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
(removed because the message I quoted was removed, hope all is OK.)

[This message has been edited by Datoyminaytah (edited March 17, 1999).]

Caine
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posted March 17, 1999 07:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Caine   Click Here to Email Caine     Edit Message
Check your email, Datoyminaytah.

Catalyst
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posted March 17, 1999 09:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Catalyst   Click Here to Email Catalyst     Edit Message
There once was a fellah named daytoy,
who certainly had quite a ploy.
he typed in deleted,
and from where I am seated,
it is as confusing as a girl named Roy.


Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Catalyst (and others):

I made a reference to someone's limerick-writing and it was taken in a way other than I had intended. (I was just joking around, not serious.) So I removed the posts that seemed to offend and apologized.

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 09:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
There once lived young Garrett, a thief,
Who from Hammerites got no relief.
When spied out, without fail,
They cried "Thou art a nail!"
As the hammer smashed into his teeth.

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 09:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Old Ramirez has got quite a place.
Got here without his guards seein' my face.
Well, I'll strip this house clean,
So he'll know where I've been,
Then I'll high-tail it back to my base.

BigJ
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posted March 17, 1999 10:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BigJ   Click Here to Email BigJ     Edit Message
I'm a thief of quite some skill,
For no guards will I ever kill;
But I'll smash in their skulls,
When their attention lulls,
And then my pockets I'll fill.

[This message has been edited by BigJ (edited March 17, 1999).]

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 10:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Oh, the burrick's a curious brute.
And that breath of his, ain't that a hoot?
What's he eat that does that?
(Maybe rotten polecat.)
But whatever, it sure does pollute.

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Found a flash bomb! What wondrous good luck!
Let me lean down and pick it right up.
Hey! They've spotted me now!
Better draw back my bow -
Oops, I flashbombed myself, now I'm ******.

grendel
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posted March 17, 1999 10:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for grendel   Click Here to Email grendel     Edit Message
In stealth do I sneaks in the shadows/
Clandestine I creeps with no fear/
I lay moss with my overpriced arrows/
Then I kill'em all. Die! Die! Die!, you stinking, lousy, sanctimonious, fascist, red-coated, Hammerite, Bastards!

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O barbarous and bloody spectacle!

Datoyminaytah
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posted March 17, 1999 10:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Datoyminaytah   Click Here to Email Datoyminaytah     Edit Message
Aye's been hopin' to 'ear from Cadfael.
'is strange dialect would fit this thread well.
Be he oot there tonight?
'Cause me dialect's not quite
Good as 'is, but 'twill do fer a spell.

Pist and Po

[This message has been edited by Datoyminaytah (edited March 17, 1999).]

Cadfael
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posted March 18, 1999 03:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cadfael   Click Here to Email Cadfael     Edit Message
There be a young sneaker well cloaked
Who were slinkin about like some smoke
'E swiped an olde eye
Lost his own on the fly
An got the Trickster w'his own joke.

Sorry there m'friend. Aye been out w'mye students enjoyin the blessin o'Saint Patrick (Harp Ale, don't yer know). Jest got in w'a belly full o'beer an so Aye be a bit foggy. Long life.

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Hist and Ho

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