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Chibboleth
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posted April 18, 1999 03:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chibboleth     Edit Message
I just suddenly got this hypercool idea. There's a little profanity, even though I took most of it out... so shield your virgin eyes, if you feel the need. I really would like to see what other people can come up with with movies besides "Pulp Fiction" and "Star Wars".

Pulp Fiction:

"Well, burrick might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf-."

"I wouldn't call him heinous. I mean, he's got an odor problem, but what's he gonna do, he's a zombie."

"Stealing Bafford's scepter and getting the Eye out of the cathedral ain't no damn ballpark. They ain't even the same league, they ain't even the same f-ing sport!"

Constantine: "I tell you what now. I'm gonna get on the phone, call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' ratmen... I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!"

"Oh, you a racecar? Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud laying motherf-er, motherf-er. Every time I hear moans and rattling chains, I'm superfly TNT."

(Garrett, on his return to Constantine): "Man, that cathedral was some f-ed up repugnant s-t. I ain't never forgiving your ass for this!"

Constantine: "There is a school of thought that says, once a man gives you a large sum of money, he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoing."

Garret: "Well whoever made that up never had to get chased through a cathedral by haunts because of your ass!"

"Hand me my bow. It's the one that says 'bad motherf-er'."

Star Wars:

The Eye: "Save me, Garrett. You're my only hope."

Constantine: "Garrett! I am your father!" (ok, who didn't see that coming a mile away.)

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Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

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Tarrant
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posted April 18, 1999 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tarrant   Click Here to Email Tarrant     Edit Message
Now that was damn funny! Well done!

Ghost
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posted April 18, 1999 03:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghost   Click Here to Email Ghost     Edit Message
HAHAHAHAHAHA i almost skipped this thread but glad i looked hehe

my favorite

"Stealing Bafford's scepter and getting the Eye out of the cathedral ain't no damn
ballpark. They ain't even the same league, they ain't even the same f-ing sport!"

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