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ua
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posted June 01, 1999 01:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ua   Click Here to Email ua     Edit Message
Has anyone seen my socks?

i can't remember where i put them, i looked in bafford's and some little green guy wearing a tuxedo that was much too small for him said that my socks were behind the couch...
i looked there

they weren't there

so i called up Dr. fang he said something about a gameshow about fish finding and suggested i look in some skinny guy with broken arms' trousers...

they weren't there either...any clues anyone?

CardinalFang
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posted June 01, 1999 01:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
I have your precious socks, Chef. And I will not be returning them until 5000 in gold and gems are added to my dark.cfg file.

Until then, your socks will suffer repeated painful washings and dryings. Act fast before one of them is lost in the dryer. Muahahahaha!

Dr. Fang

ua
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posted June 01, 1999 01:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ua   Click Here to Email ua     Edit Message
AUUUGH you vile sock pilferer!!!

it seems that reasoning will not be sufficient so chef ua...lord of the kitchen and the demon of the pastry order will now allow the formerly sequestered funds to trickle into the dark.cfg file

*AHEM* kind Dr.Fang here is the aforementioned loot command for your dark.cfg file

now please i implore you return my socks

CardinalFang
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posted June 01, 1999 01:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Never! You are trying to trick me! It isn't giving me the loot. I'm starting Escape, so I really need it to buy all that equipment they're offering. This cheat sucks.

I also tried typing in IDDQD and I ain't getting no god mode. This really sucks. I'm keeping your socks until further notice, locked securely in a chest with the blue key from Constantine's garden!

Dr. Fang

ua
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posted June 01, 1999 02:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ua   Click Here to Email ua     Edit Message
silly person the cheat doesnt work because you are playing with the patched version 1.33!!!! you should have downloaded the 1.34 patch

and its not IDDQD it's alt-shift

and if my socks are in any way harmed i will take that which you care for most....Your precious LAMPSHADE!!!!!!

CardinalFang
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posted June 01, 1999 02:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Ooooh! You would make an attempt at my lampshade? I think not! It's locked inside a haunted cathedral, and you never could get the fire talisman without being killed! A haha!

And, I'll have you know that I have the unreleased 1.36 patch! It changes Garret into Gordon Freeman and all the monsters become... oh, I'll let you wait until they release it. Did I mention that Sierra bought LGS yesterday? Eheheheh.

Dr. Fang

***Cardinal Fang is in no way responsible for any boldfaced lies which may appear in this post. Dr. Fang, his evil twin, has been known to lie like a rug. You have been warned. ***

ua
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posted June 01, 1999 02:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ua   Click Here to Email ua     Edit Message
so you expect to hide the lampshade from me?

and version 1.36 is yesterdays news you baboon! i have already aquired 1.39 at www.thief-darkproject.com/bold/download/1.39.html
simpleton!!!

And i will never let you in on the hidden address!!!

you forget i have obtained the lucarative water talisman and i can now walk unabashed by your silly elementals! i suggest you try to hide your precious lampshade better!!

But... i have decided to let you in on the unlimited ammo cheat!!!
even YOU can't screw this one up!!!
L-R-L-R-U-D-A-B-A-B-Select-Start

CardinalFang
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posted June 01, 1999 04:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Oh, baboon is it? Well, I'll have you know that you're the fool around here. The patch you have is a well known virus. You get it through the e-mail and it deletes your whole hard drive, steals all your passwords, and emails porno pictures with your signature to your boss. In that order! And all without you even opening the email! Plus it detects all known antivirus programs and changes them to Sierra Home Designer. Ha ha! You're doomed!

P.S. Your hidden ammo cheat just gave me 100 marios. How is that supposed to help me? I need 100 garrets!

Dr. Fang

Shades
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posted June 01, 1999 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Shades   Click Here to Email Shades     Edit Message
ROTF

oh holy jeez, i havent laughed that much in a very long time!

wince oh my poor, poor stomach...

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Semper Fi Mac! :)

Lytha
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posted June 01, 1999 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lytha   Click Here to Email Lytha     Edit Message
Does that mean that you don't believe that this email virus exists? Oh... I hope for you that you are not using the hellspawn Out... argh, I can't say that word... out.. argh!! ... out -loo... argh!!

The virus is there, and it is waiting to crawl through your connection with the internet into your computer. And then does nothing help anymore. It eats your harddisk, explodes your monitor, and finally crawls into your socks. From there it starts nagging on your feet, on your legs, and up to your vulnerable point.

Take care - clean your cables to the web every day with some anti-virus sprays.

Chance
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posted June 01, 1999 01:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chance     Edit Message
While ua and the evil Dr. Fang bicker, a shadowy figure slips by. Stowing both the lampshade and the socks beneath his stolen red cloak, he disappears once again into the shadows from whence he came....

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Everything is possible. Impossible stuff just takes extra finesse.

Ghost
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posted June 01, 1999 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ghost   Click Here to Email Ghost     Edit Message
you people are wierd

CardinalFang
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posted June 01, 1999 04:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CardinalFang   Click Here to Email CardinalFang     Edit Message
Oh, so Mr. Chance, you think you can sneak by undetected? I'll...

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

smash crash tinkle spling roll roll rollllll

hissssssssssss

The management apoligizes for this interruption. The Evil Dr. Fang was about to do unspeakably evil things when suddenly, without warning, his monitor exploded. While Dr. Fang is seeking reconstuctive surgery, we leave you with some old nebwie post reruns. We apologize for the technical difficulties we are experiencing.

...

A_Foo (Junior Member)

hat whut teh hell is going on here???????? what are u all takling abut??????????????? this theif game sux it sux theres no roket lancher i cant play games wiht no cheet codes you all suk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will make u all evny my rooled leet warez sig!!!!!!!!!

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...

Meanwhile, from inside the case of Dr. Fang's computer, right where the hard drive is located, comes the familiar sound of ketchup being squeezed from a plastic bottle.

Pthhhh! Pth! Pth!

Crunching sounds are heard...

[This message has been edited by CardinalFang (edited June 01, 1999).]

Chance
Junior Member
posted June 01, 1999 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chance     Edit Message
The old 'mine in the monitor trick'. Works every time....hehehehe

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