The UDO sounds very good, but yeah, it's out of my price range. The Minilogoe is very tempting. Anything labelled Moog will almost automatically make me drool like a Pavlovian dog, and that Matriarch sounds awesome.
It seems I have some thinking to do.
Thanks for the suggestions.
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The MicroBrute seems more more achievable to me, and in that video, that guy is pretty much saying in plainspeak what I'd use it for, hard sequenced basslines and noisy crap. But perhaps it'll prove to be a little bit too limited over time.
One reason I made this thread is that I've not really paid attention to new hardware for the last 12-odd years, so there's a lot for me to catch up on, stuff you may think is obvious, I probably missed.
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For reference, once, a few years ago (*cough cough* 26 *cough*) I very nearly bought a Korg MS-20. It seemed like such a cool old machine at the time. It was already old, but it seemed to have so many possibilities. The only reason I didn't buy it at the time was a lack of money. It was even owned by a band I'd seen using it live on stage, Stahlwerk 91 (a synth tribute act, ranging over many genres, both hilarious and awesome), with beer caps to replace broken knobs. I toyed around with one (not theirs) and I really wanted it. But as a lowly student, I decided it was probably more important to eat that year than get a new toy.
The hardware I already own, but is mostly in another country, is as follows:
Roland Alpha Juno-1, I have two of those, and the MKS-50, the rack version. So three. I like that sound. One Juno is with my brother the actual musician, the MKS is here with me but I don't think I've even powered it up yet since I took it here 4-5 years ago. It's needs a keyboard controller and MIDI cables, and I've been too lazy to deal with that. One Juno is in a box.
Roland Juno-60, awesome bass, but no MIDI, but I got a converter for that. My brother the actual musician has borrowed that for the last 10 years.
Korg Poly-800. It was cheap, but it does some stuff pretty well. Again, brother has it.
Roland D-110, rack. Annoyingly tedious to program, but I've used it on so many tracks and tried to bend it to my will, and make it do what it isn't supposed to. Sometimes you just find the limits of your hardware, and I certainly found them on this. In a box far away.
Yamaha TG-55 rack. Fairly decent thing that I used lots, but it took ages to program. In a box.
Yamaha TG-77. The cooler more versatile version, which I haven't actually used much yet. In a box. Better than the 55 because it has so many FM options I've not yet explored.
Akai S-700 sampler. Decent machine, but terrible storage media, 2.8" floppies, I spent more money trying to track down this obsolete floppy format than I did on the machine itself. Turned out it was only used by this machine and old word processors. If at least it had only been 3.5", they were everywhere. Gave it away when I moved to Scotland. And all the floppies. Hundreds of samples. Maybe the guy I gave it to can never again find more 2.8", but at least he now has a vast library of drum machines and noises. I was very thorough back when I had a brain.
Akai X-7000. Keyboard version of the same sampler. Same problem. Same solution. Gave it away.
Nord Micro Modular. Probably the coolest bit of gear that I own. Got it with me here, but I haven't used it lately for the same reason as the MKS, need cables and a controller.
A four octave controller keyboard I can't even remember the name of now, but with 8 assignable knobs that I could map to important settings on my Nord, the two of them made a great pair. In a box. It might be the next thing I bring with me to Scotland. No onboard synthesis at all, but lovely knobs. That is not a sex joke, it just sounds like a Carry On double entendre.
Zoom RhythmTrak RT-123 drum machine. Pretty good for quickly getting things down, but terrible for syncopation. Got it less than two feet away just now.
Yamaha CS1x virtual analogue, given to me for free by one of my Scottish friends. It is so far my only current main controller keyboard, and I haven't fiddled around too much with the onboard synthesis just yet, I've only had it what, four years..? It's 5 octaves and a bit too big and clunky to move easily, but it helps me to get chords and melodies down.
So you see, it's mostly 80s/90s digital crap, with a few exceptions. No wonder so many of them are in boxes in a country far, far away.
The thing I've used recently is an Android app called Caustic. It lets me do several things fairly easily, but is also quite limited in other ways, hence my urge to buy new hardware.
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I very nearly forgot. As a fan of the Juno-1, many years ago when I still had a functioning brain, I wrote a program for a PC to save MIDI data and store patches. Suddenly I had unlimited storage and could save all my noises, and was no longer limited to the 64 onboard patch saves. This section means nothing for the theme of the thread, I just want to point out that, many years ago, I wasn't quite the moron I've become over the last 20 years of CFS, and my brain could actually do useful things. I'm way too thick for that stuff now. I miss my brain. Maybe some day it'll send me a postcard from wherever it is, and we can reminisce about the time we spent together. Good times. We got a lot of work done.