I hereby decree that I, LazerMane, White lion of Divine Intervention, shall offer complete, utter and unconditional support for the Rat Liberation Front and all it fights for. Many a day I have witnessed poor, innocent rats being trampled on and shot for fun. I swear this shall go on no longer.

Besides, being a 500 pound, ten foot long albino lion with a White Dwarf star for a heart always help. And having thumbs helps with the slaying of evil bastards. I can wield a sword of ultrahot tungsten tipped neo-titanium, i also sport a set of three foot long wristblades and eyelasers. Can i help the RLF?