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Thread: Crap Contest FM: Walkin Da Moon Dec. 12/06

  1. #1
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    Registered: Oct 2001
    Location: 0x0x0

    Crap Contest FM: Walkin Da Moon Dec. 12/06

    I must say this is the biggest steaming pile of crap of the bunch so far. Well done.

    Now on to Kill The Guard.

  2. #2
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    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Toronto
    Quote Originally Posted by SlyFoxx View Post
    I must say this is the biggest steaming pile of crap of the bunch so far. Well done.

    Now on to Kill The Guard.
    LOL!

  3. #3
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    Registered: Jul 2005
    Location: Bulgaria
    It was : Smash the guard on the head

    Oh, and please, listen to the voice machine
    Last edited by Bulgarian_Taffer; 13th Dec 2006 at 12:16.

  4. #4
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    Registered: Mar 2006
    Location: Germany
    Quote Originally Posted by Bulgarian_Taffer View Post
    Oh, and please, listen to the voice machine
    Yeah, that's the best thing in the mission. lol

  5. #5
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Italy
    i passed through an half hour laughting about the SlyFox comment... to say all when i watched the screenshots i tought on something of seriosly well done.. it is not..

  6. #6
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    Registered: Jul 2005
    Location: Bulgaria
    Crap contest... Hm... well done? serious missions? forget about this

  7. #7
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    Registered: May 2001
    Location: Italy
    Quote Originally Posted by Bulgarian_Taffer View Post
    Crap contest... Hm... well done? serious missions? forget about this
    what i would say is that it should be one of the most probably winners..

  8. #8
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    Registered: Jan 2002
    Location: Sculptured highway
    Is there a way to get upstairs in the ship? If so, how? Do I have to make my own rope arrows?

  9. #9
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    Registered: Jun 2006
    Location: Italy
    Just stuck in this one.
    been on land and cannot get in the upper part of ship. Nothing to frob Lil help pls????

  10. #10
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    Registered: Nov 2006
    Location: Melbourne
    Where can I find this mission? I want to laugh at it too.

  11. #11
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    Registered: Apr 2002
    Location: Franconia, Germany

  12. #12
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    Registered: Nov 2006
    Location: Melbourne
    Thank you. On my way.

  13. #13
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    Registered: Oct 2012
    We're not normally going to fix any of the Total Crap contest missions due to the nature of the contest, but with the blessing of this missions author, Bulgarian Taffer, here's a dml to fix the huge spider, who without the dml jumps onto the table and just sits there, making it far to easy to find enough gold rings to finish the mission. The dml also fixes a reversible objective.

    Code:
    DML1//Walking Crap//miss20.mis.dml
    
    +ObjProp 27 "PhysAIColl"      
    {
       "" false
    }
    +ObjProp 27 "AI_ObjPathable"    
    {
       "" false
    }
    Create -2997 "BloodySpider"
    {
    +ObjProp "Position"
    {
    "Location" 5.678, 112.515, -47.0
    "Heading" 0
    "Pitch" 0
    "Bank" 0  
     }
    +ObjProp "Scripts" 
     {
       "Script 0" Trigslain
     }
    ObjProp "AI_Patrol"  
    {
       "" true
    }
    }
    +Link "Bloodyspider" 106 "ControlDevice"
    {
    }
    +ObjProp 55 "StTweqDelete"
    {
      "AnimS" "On"
      "MiscS" "[None]"
      "Cur Time" 0
      "Frame #" 0
    }
    +ObjProp 55 "CfgTweqDelete"
    {
      "Halt" "Destroy Obj"
      "AnimC" "Sim"
      "MiscC" "[None]"
      "CurveC" "[None]"
      "Rate" 0
    }
    +ObjProp 32 "Scripts" 
     {
       "Script 0" Trigdooropen
     }
    +ObjProp 44 "Scripts" 
     {
       "Script 0" Trapsetqvar
     }
    +ObjProp 44 "Trapqvar" 
     {
       "" =1:goal_irreversible_2
     }
    +Link 32 44 "ControlDevice"
    {
    }
    Last edited by fortuni; 12th Aug 2019 at 02:39.

  14. #14
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    Registered: May 2005
    Thanks for the DML, fortuni! I gave up on finding the 2000 loot when I first played Walkin' Da Moon! on December 9, 2006. Today I put my blind frobbing skills to use and finished the mission on Normal in 10 minutes. In true spirit of the contest, this is a crappy little mission with some delightfully silly elements. Highlights are a Mechanist moonlander, a scroll written in "moon language", and a wax cylinder phonograph playing a song.

  15. #15
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    Registered: Jul 2005
    Location: Bulgaria
    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    Thanks for the DML, fortuni! I gave up on finding the 2000 loot when I first played Walkin' Da Moon! on December 9, 2006. Today I put my blind frobbing skills to use and finished the mission on Normal in 10 minutes. In true spirit of the contest, this is a crappy little mission with some delightfully silly elements. Highlights are a Mechanist moonlander, a scroll written in "moon language", and a wax cylinder phonograph playing a song.
    Lol, I recently replayed it again. Believe me, I was also delighted to hear my voice back then before it mutated

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