Crap Contest FM: Walkin Da Moon Dec. 12/06

[SlyFoxx]

I must say this is the biggest steaming pile of crap of the bunch so far. Well done.

Now on to Kill The Guard.

[Sliptip]

I must say this is the biggest steaming pile of crap of the bunch so far. Well done.

Now on to Kill The Guard.

LOL!

[Bulgarian_Taffer]

It was : Smash the guard on the head

Oh, and please, listen to the voice machine

[SinisterShadow]

Oh, and please, listen to the voice machine

Yeah, that's the best thing in the mission. lol

[sterlino]

i passed through an half hour laughting about the SlyFox comment... to say all when i watched the screenshots i tought on something of seriosly well done.. it is not..

[Bulgarian_Taffer]

Crap contest... Hm... well done? serious missions? forget about this

[sterlino]

Crap contest... Hm... well done? serious missions? forget about this

what i would say is that it should be one of the most probably winners..

[The inscrutable po]

Is there a way to get upstairs in the ship? If so, how? Do I have to make my own rope arrows?

[maga]

Just stuck in this one.
been on land and cannot get in the upper part of ship. Nothing to frob Lil help pls????

[canetoad]

Where can I find this mission? I want to laugh at it too.

[UliB]

Here you go:

http://www.southquarter.com/fms/cont...p-entry1.1.zip

[canetoad]

Thank you. On my way.

[fortuni]

We're not normally going to fix any of the Total Crap contest missions due to the nature of the contest, but with the blessing of this missions author, Bulgarian Taffer, here's a dml to fix the huge spider, who without the dml jumps onto the table and just sits there, making it far to easy to find enough gold rings to finish the mission. The dml also fixes a reversible objective.

DML1//Walking Crap//miss20.mis.dml

+ObjProp 27 "PhysAIColl"      
{
   "" false
}
+ObjProp 27 "AI_ObjPathable"    
{
   "" false
}
Create -2997 "BloodySpider"
{
+ObjProp "Position"
{
"Location" 5.678, 112.515, -47.0
"Heading" 0
"Pitch" 0
"Bank" 0  
 }
+ObjProp "Scripts" 
 {
   "Script 0" Trigslain
 }
ObjProp "AI_Patrol"  
{
   "" true
}
}
+Link "Bloodyspider" 106 "ControlDevice"
{
}
+ObjProp 55 "StTweqDelete"
{
  "AnimS" "On"
  "MiscS" "[None]"
  "Cur Time" 0
  "Frame #" 0
}
+ObjProp 55 "CfgTweqDelete"
{
  "Halt" "Destroy Obj"
  "AnimC" "Sim"
  "MiscC" "[None]"
  "CurveC" "[None]"
  "Rate" 0
}
+ObjProp 32 "Scripts" 
 {
   "Script 0" Trigdooropen
 }
+ObjProp 44 "Scripts" 
 {
   "Script 0" Trapsetqvar
 }
+ObjProp 44 "Trapqvar" 
 {
   "" =1:goal_irreversible_2
 }
+Link 32 44 "ControlDevice"
{
}

[<Username>]

Thanks for the DML, fortuni! I gave up on finding the 2000 loot when I first played Walkin' Da Moon! on December 9, 2006. Today I put my blind frobbing skills to use and finished the mission on Normal in 10 minutes. In true spirit of the contest, this is a crappy little mission with some delightfully silly elements. Highlights are a Mechanist moonlander, a scroll written in "moon language", and a wax cylinder phonograph playing a song.

[Bulgarian_Taffer]

Thanks for the DML, fortuni! I gave up on finding the 2000 loot when I first played Walkin' Da Moon! on December 9, 2006. Today I put my blind frobbing skills to use and finished the mission on Normal in 10 minutes. In true spirit of the contest, this is a crappy little mission with some delightfully silly elements. Highlights are a Mechanist moonlander, a scroll written in "moon language", and a wax cylinder phonograph playing a song.

Lol, I recently replayed it again. Believe me, I was also delighted to hear my voice back then before it mutated