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  1. #601
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: sandbox, deep end
    2348) Your tendency to cross an unfamiliar room in a sustained crouch, hugging the walls and shadows.

    P.S. I tried to skim the list for this repeat ... but my attention span is finite
    Last edited by loopy; 19th Apr 2003 at 10:23.

  2. #602
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Third Reich
    2349) You hear someone at your room door. You attempt to put out the electric bedside lamp with a vial of water, giving yourself a nasty bolt.

  3. #603
    Registered: Jul 2002
    #2350 You never, ever worry about losing your balance, even when walking a tightrope.

    #2351 You walk into someone's house, see the night sky all around you, and don't even blink.

    #2352 You've played with the gamma cranked up so high for so long that you try to hide in a tree's shadow at noon... in real life.

    #2353 You hear someone having an athsma attack in the next room and you dive for your holy water.

    #2354 You've successfully snuck up on a conscious cat.

    #2355 You are walking across a narrow board placed over a hole and you are utterly shocked to see it flex.

    #2356 Expressions like "exploding faster than a zombie hit by a Hammerite" start creeping into everyday use.

  4. #604
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: on justin's lap
    #2357 after 5 years, i'm STILL combing the forum for clues about t3.


  5. #605
    Registered: Jun 2002
    Location: Lost City, Fire Talisman Tower
    #2358 - You've taken to speaking in "Benny-ish" in normal everyday conversation, especially where it's most innapropriate


    MIS Director - Look, people, I want external order lookup deployed by friday. The salespeople on the road need this and I'm sick as s*it of being bitched at about it!

    Me - "That's stoopid! People tah worry about they're on the inside!"

    Girlfriend: "Hmmm...snuggle wif me, baybee"

    Me: "What fer? Thishere coat's plenty warm, uhh, and it's not even cold out!"

    Co-Worker: "If I have to sit through one more goddamned meeting today..."

    Me: "Heh. Sooprised yer even in this job. 'ooooh the blood, it just turns my poor tummy!"
    *Nobody throws me my own sword and says "Run". Nobody. - Benny*

  6. #606
    Registered: Jul 2002
    Awesome, ionia23.

    #2359 Every time you see a door with a horizontal handle, you reach for your lockpicks.

    #2360 You are absolutely shocked when, spending some time outside for the first time in quite a while, you see day actually BECOME night! Without a level change!

    #2361 You don't ever worry about long-term changes. If nothing changes in the next 10 seconds, it's not going to, right?
    I am Garrett of Thief. Resistance is futile - you will be robbed. Your individual wealth will be added to my own.

  7. #607
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Finland
    #2362, in the shopping centers and malls you move in the shadows and look for a perfect victim

    #2363 Blackjack in your pocket..

  8. #608
    Registered: Jun 2001
    Location: 40°44'31.03"N 111°51'16.60"W
    #2363 You can think of more than 2362 clues that you have been playing Thief way too much.

    FYI, this thread is now more than 225 pages long (text only, printable version). Hit Show Printable Version and "show all 608+ posts from this thread on one page.". Goto print preview and see the total number of pages. I gave up at 233 pages.
    Last edited by ataricom; 29th Apr 2003 at 02:17.

  9. #609
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Finland
    #2364 here is even this kind of thread

  10. #610
    Registered: Mar 2002
    #2365 (#2363 was duplicate)

  11. #611
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Tucson, AZ
    you walk around your college, finding all of the secluded spots to hide in, then at night, you test them out to see if you are invisible
    The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his

  12. #612
    Registered: Mar 2002
    #2366 (last post)

  13. #613
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: sk, canada

    one more post

    you start practing the order of the hammer

  14. #614
    Registered: Mar 2002
    #2367 (last post - please number your posts)

  15. #615
    Registered: Sep 2002

    You find yourself sneakin around in the town with a black ninjasuit

  16. #616
    Taking a break
    Registered: Apr 2002
    Location: Rampart Range
    #2369 You get a blackjack and make your own cloak!

  17. #617
    Registered: Mar 2002
    Location: UK
    2370 - on entering your boss's office and finding him thoroughly engrossed and oblivious to your presence, typing away, you have a sudden vision of drawing Constantine's sword, whipping it back over your head, and cleaving the fucking bastard straight down the middle.

  18. #618
    Registered: Feb 2003
    Location: England
    2371 - You start taking things that don't belong to you. Yes.

  19. #619
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: Between dreams and shadows...
    Originally posted by ataricom

    FYI, this thread is now more than 225 pages long (text only, printable version).
    The real question is - how many are duplicated? Are there really 2371 clues, or is it only 1735, or 2034?

    *The Watcher starts pondering methods to parse the thread into a database and then use a content recognition system to eliminate close matches.... Hmmmmm.....*

  20. #620
    Registered: May 2002
    Location: undisclosed
    2372 - New screenshots from Thief 3 sends you into a blissful, coma-like state where nothing else matters, and all non Thief related things take a very_long_time to get done (if at all).
    ” …but the seals held strong, and the few did triumph, and the doubters were lain into the foundations of the new sanctum”

  21. #621
    New Member
    Registered: Mar 2003
    Location: Poland
    2373 - you make a robot (I was making one - it was my homework!) and name him by one of the characters in "Thief". Mine is Constantine, ^_^
    Call me Alice... Take me to the Hell. To the Wonderland.

  22. #622
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Romania (free hackers home)
    #0000 You want to make a Fm like no one has done before even if you never used Dromed or anythig else and you have no Idea what will it be about beaciuse you' ve played so much Fm's that nothing seams original anymore .... so you just wish....
    Gee..... life is a b**h.......

  23. #623
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: Sweden
    You feel an urge to rip down any wall garment you come across, hoping to reveal a secret entrance.

  24. #624
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Third Reich
    2376: You die with your eyes open.

  25. #625
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: Sweden
    2377: Next time you visit the "Fun House" you're pretending you're a sly thief hired by a sexy girl, in search for a magical sword.

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