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  1. #651
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2003
    Location: South Africa
    ' Heck I know it's a little late to be adding to this - but I _had_ to get this off my chest!

    ' 2449) Having cased your own home for weeks you spend a fortune on upgrading the security - knowing only too well every weakness which could otherwise be exploited (by you if no-one else!)!
    ' 2450) You buy an AIBO hoping it might make a good stand-in for the Children of Karras in securing your yard.

    ' Apologies if I've repeated any previous posts - I've only managed to read up to point #450 so far. *G*

    ' ~Moi
    Last edited by Menageryl; 22nd Jul 2003 at 10:40.

  2. #652
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2002
    2451) When walking in public you look for shadows that would signify significant hiding places

    2452) You successfully carry out a real life 'Case the joint' mission

    2453) You cannot, for the life of you, find a blackjack to use so you discover by trial and error that a rolling pin makes a poor substitute

    2454) You begin to classify people in your life as Hammerites, Pagans, Mechanists, etc.

    2455) You have ever developed and used a rope/vine arrow that supports your weight.

    2456) You cannot understand why people choose to have jobs, raise families, etc. What could be more better than playing Thief?!

    2457) You insist to your friends (assuming you have any) that your nickname be 'Taffer'

    2458) If someone asks you for your occupation, you hesistate, because you cannot think of your real job, only to blurt out 'Taffer!'

    2459) You take up an interest in chemistry to try to develop slow motion and invisibility potions

    2460) You know all the Thief OM's inside and out, right down to wall and tile colors in individual rooms, but you can't cook a darn cup of ramen noodles

    2461) You mod Thief so instead of knocking out Ramirez you take out someone you are pissed at, like your boss or one of your teachers.

    2462) You tell stories of the Woodsie Lord when you put your children to bed. They cannot sleep.

  3. #653
    Member
    Registered: Nov 2000
    Location: ttLg
    You send annual thank you cards to the business/store/back-alley-dealer-who-stole-it that sold you your first Thief.

  4. #654
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Chula Vista, CA
    2464) Whenever you hear approaching footsteps, you say "Is that you Kevel?"

  5. #655
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    2465) You feel like an amateur because you can't complete T2 in less than an hour.

  6. #656
    Member
    Registered: Jun 2002
    2466) You don't get disturbed while reading this list...
    2467) ... but actually, feel quite at home here...
    2468) You feel envious at anyone who is able to walk ALMOST as little noise as you (Hey! I've been practicing this for YEARS, and that fella just taffs me right in front of me!)
    2469 ...You just posted something like THAT...

  7. #657
    jtr7
    Guest
    2467) You know everything about everything in the Thief universe and have no need for the Thief Fans' Encyclopedia.

  8. #658
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: RMK, Finlandia
    2468) You read this thread daily to find at least one entry you haven't done already

  9. #659
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Nottingham, England
    2469) When out walking during the day you have a desire to fire a water arrow at the giant Fire Elemental in the sky

    2470) You wonder why you can't fit three golden candlesticks down your trousers

    Blue Sky

  10. #660
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Jersey City
    seems we're having counting problems again!

    2474) You go to Europe for two and a half months and everytime you look at a famous building you're like "just give me one rope arrow"...

    2475) Likewise, when you go to the world's most incredibly beautiful churches and down into their crypts all you can think about is thieving from the undead...

    2476) All these constant reminders cause you to miss the game so much that all you can think about is how the first thing you will do when you get home is play...

    2477) Sure enough I got back last night and you can figure out the rest I'm sure.
    Last edited by Spamlet; 2nd Sep 2003 at 09:41.
    "That I an accessary needs must be
    To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me."
    William Shakespeare, sonnet 35

  11. #661
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Chula Vista, CA
    Dude! You skipped ahead 500 in the count!

    Let's get back on track here:

    2478) When asked "Why did you do it?" at your murder trial, you reply with "I had to justify thy sorry existance to thy Builder."
    Last edited by nchw68; 30th Aug 2003 at 13:16.

  12. #662
    I have no idea who is right, although I'm betting on Spamlet, anyway, double-posting is bad.

  13. #663
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Nottingham, England
    2479) (?!) When trying to go to sleep at night, before entering the land of unconciousness, you stand bolt upright on the bed, then collapse back onto it.

    Blue Sky

  14. #664
    Member
    Registered: Apr 2003
    Location: Chula Vista, CA
    Thiefsie Fool,

    Well, somebody reposted the first 409 clues, so let's not count those. When you consider that, my number is way more realistic. The other 91 I don't know about.

    You mean two consecutive posts is bad in your eyes? I combined them just for you.
    Last edited by nchw68; 30th Aug 2003 at 13:26.

  15. #665
    Not in my eyes only, that's plain ol' unnecessary double-posting.

  16. #666
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Nottingham, England
    2480) When no-one's around at your home/workplace, you relish in running everywhere, 'cause no-one's around to hear you for a change

    And quit arguing about double posting! Life's too short for that! Go outside and have some fun!

    Blue Sky

  17. #667
    Edumacated
    Registered: Oct 2002
    Location: Location:
    2481) Whilst walking down the street, you spot a spider with a 6 inch body radius, and don't scream
    ThiefFm Editor, Producer, and Designer of The Bluecoat's Training Facility. Sequal Fm, -> The Eye's Betrayal. 36% complete ==> CANCELLED.

  18. #668
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Nottingham, England
    2482) When experimenting with a friend's bow and arrow, you ask them how to turn on the automatic zoom function

    Though that one's probably been done before, ach well

    Blue Sky

  19. #669
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2002
    Location: Ohio
    2483) If you wake up from a little noise, you don't go looking for the source, you instead stand on your bed, and never go to sleep again
    derrick mckee
    garretthethief23@excite.com

    "I am having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before."

  20. #670
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: Seattle
    I sincerely apologize if any of the following has been posted before.

    2484) You never rearrange your furniture because you believe furniture is unfrobbable.

    2485) You closely examine cars, trying to find the boiler.

    2486) You can't understand why you can still see rain out the window when you're inside.

    2487) Whenever someone speaks to you, you throw a flashbomb and blackjack them.

    2488) The sight of a tile floor fills you with dread.

    2489) You spend hundreds of dollars on eggplants, and can't understand why they don't instantly heal you.

    2490) You expect everything you pick up to disappear until you select it again.

    Hope there weren't too many repeats.

  21. #671
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    (Skip 3 as 2467 to 2469 were duplicate)

    2494) You feel an unresistable urge to correct the counting in this thread at all cost.

  22. #672
    New Member
    Registered: May 2003
    Location: In the dark.
    2495) Hearing or seeing the words 'join us' fills you with terror

  23. #673
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2001
    Location: Jersey City
    No! Please don't skip those 3, Luthien!

    If you paid closer attention you'd see we've already skipped counting them once! (they were what prompted me to say "seems we're having counting problems again" right before in my jetlagged state I screwed up by typing a 9 instead of a 4 )

    We just finally fixed it and now it's off again!

    Oneir,

    Don't worry. Not only were those not repeats but they were quite funny to boot. Nice job!

    OK, folks, well then:

    2492) You feel an irresistable urge to prove Luthien's point in #2491 true by correcting his counting in this thread.
    "That I an accessary needs must be
    To that sweet thief which sourly robs from me."
    William Shakespeare, sonnet 35

  24. #674
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2002
    2500) You're so intent on writing the 2500th clue that you shamelessly forge to count in your posts...

    2494) ... but your conscience won't allow it.

    (next post is #2495!)

  25. #675
    Member
    Registered: Jul 2003
    Location: Seattle
    2495) Even though there are already 2494 posts, you still doggedly try to find new things to add to this thread

    2496) You have read more than 6 pages of this thread

    2497) You get really upset when you can't think of more ideas to post, but really want to post number 2500 and are 3 posts away

    2498) You blatantly make silly posts like this one in an obvious attempt to get closer to 2500

    2499) You get really excited when you reach #2499, even though you have nothing new to add

    2500) You wander for hours in cemetaries looking for little gold spitoons.

    2501) You are just ridiculously proud of yourself for posting #2500, and fervently hope nobody flames you for making 5 pointless posts just to get there.

    PS: Thanks Spamlet!

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