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  1. #1701
    Member
    Registered: Sep 2023
    Location: indonesia
    #3709 i have added "don't run into bow guards who are set to fire their arrows at you or you"ll quickly lose half your HP in thief game" to my basic safety rule. I think it's in line with " don't run with scissors "

    #3710 you expect LEO(Law Enforcement Officer) to greets you "nice night" like the guards do in thief 1
    Last edited by taffernicus; 13th Oct 2023 at 04:45.

  2. #1702
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Point Nemo
    #3710 - Everytime you see a cool Art Deco object in an antique store you yell out Good Cog!

  3. #1703
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2014
    Location: Somewhere in The City
    #3711 - You are not a english native speaker and use "By the hammer!" as an expletive/exclamation word in real life and everyone thinks you are either someone who likes nordic paganism (Thor/Odin and such) or your a D&D/LotR fan that really likes dwarfs, but its actually thief related.

    #3712 - You attempt to explain the origin of your speech pattern to someone who doesn't understand Thief, but just ends up sounding like a weirdo that quotes a fictional religion.


  4. #1704
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Point Nemo
    #3713 - You turn off the lights in the house at night and use chem-lights like flairs to light your way through the house.

  5. #1705
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2002
    Location: Point Nemo
    #3714 - It's now the holiday season and you stare at a head of cabbage on the kitchen counter wondering if there is a green gem hidden inside.

  6. #1706
    The Necromancer
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: thiefgold.com
    #3715 - You feel the urge to run and hide whenever you see cops or security guards

  7. #1707
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2017
    #3716 - When the first snow falls and you go outside for an evening walk, you close your eyes for a moment to visualise scenes and music from Thief 1 outro. This makes you suddenly feel cosy inside.

  8. #1708
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2001
    Location: Marlboro, MA, USA
    Man, first time I finished TDP and experienced that ending was one of the most sublime moments of my gaming life.
    The Keep for Thief 1 and 2 FMs, Shadowdark for Thief 3 and Dark Mod FMs

  9. #1709
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2022
    #3717 In the city I've seen a man in dark brown raincoat with a hood and first I've thought keepers are up to something.

  10. #1710
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: 27430 Cells
    #3718 You attempt to open a door while carrying a loaf of bread, and you accidentally eat the bread. You just shrug and think it's one of those things.

  11. #1711
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2013
    You try to get rid of a spider by sword-fighting with it, before remembering that it is much easier to just step on it.

  12. #1712
    The Necromancer
    Registered: Aug 2009
    Location: thiefgold.com
    #3720 You're walking by the rich part of town, and start wondering if you could break into one of those mansions, rob it, and get away with it

  13. #1713
    Member
    Registered: May 2008
    Location: Southern,California
    #3721 you go to a winery and ask them for "my fav year" and they look at you like you are benny

  14. #1714
    Member
    Registered: Dec 2004
    Location: Germany
    Quote Originally Posted by Cigam View Post
    You try to get rid of a spider by sword-fighting with it, before remembering that it is much easier to just step on it.
    Alternate version: You try to shoot a spider with arrows instead of trampling onto it. After trying arrows, you can't go back to trampling on spiders because you missed the spider and instead nailed your feet to the wooden floor. (Ouch!)

  15. #1715
    New Member
    Registered: Apr 2024
    Location: UK
    #3722

    I have a recurring dream about Burricks

    In my dream itís sort of like that movie A Quiet Place except the monsters that invade are Burricks

    In the most recent dream my family were all in the living room and I could see one of the upstairs ceilings had caved in and a Burrick was roaming about the rafters, instead of running away or trying to kill it we just stayed out its way in the living room and kept the doors closed.

  16. #1716
    New Member
    Registered: Nov 2023
    #3723 When you hear Lemmy sing you half expect the next line to be "Get back here you coward!"

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