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Thread: Thief Inspired Beer Labels: Suggestions?

  1. #1
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland

    Thief Inspired Beer Labels: Suggestions?

    Hello fellow Taffers! I am currently designing a few t-shirts and whatnot based on the exploits of our beloved kleptomaniac, and will be posting the results anon!
    Amongst these wondrous tidbits (titbits for our U.K. chums) will be some distinctly Thiefy beer labels (or beer mats even)!

    Very much in the R&D stage at the moment, but you get the idea. What I would like from you, gentle Taffers, are some suggestions for said beer labels.
    Crippled Burrick seems a bit obvious. If you have any humourous suggestions, feel free to post.
    The label above is based on one of my favourite tipples:Hobgoblin Dark English Ale.
    Cheers!
    Lady Van Vernon's Stable Boy Warmer?
    Master Wiley's Boiled Knickers Brew?
    Last edited by Purgator; 27th May 2019 at 18:13.

  2. #2
    Member
    Registered: Oct 2001
    Location: 0x0x0
    Holy Hammer Porter
    Constantine's Stout
    Downwinder's Sapphire Lager
    Good Cog Ale

  3. #3
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    Nice one, Sly!
    Bafford's Scepter Stiffener!

  4. #4
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Jafaville New Zealand
    Biddleybong Brandy

  5. #5
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    Very nice! I guess the labels shouldn't be restricted to just beer. I did get a novelty labelled bottle of plonk for a 50th Birthday gift. What better way to celebrate the half century anniversary of your womb evacuation than with a nice bottle of 'Smelly Old F**ker Frascati'! Cheers Uncle Seamus.
    Biddleybong also sounds deliciously rude.
    Edit:I have a Dunwall Whiskey T-shirt! I'm totally making a Biddleybong Brandy one! Awesome!
    Last edited by Purgator; 27th May 2019 at 19:43.

  6. #6
    Member
    Registered: Aug 2003
    Location: Jafaville New Zealand
    Biddleybong is from the Dark Project. Where Constantine meets Garrett for the first time. CS06.avi

    A potent and invigorating cognac aged in greenwood something-a-rather

  7. #7
    Member
    Registered: May 2008
    Location: Southern,California
    dewdrop's dark ale
    golden child's chardonnay
    pagan's private reserve
    the order of the healing fruit sangria
    viktoria's vintage spirit
    Last edited by downwinder; 29th May 2019 at 02:10.

  8. #8
    Dóttirin klęšist oft móšur möttli
    Registered: Apr 2015
    Taff Beer of course
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    Member
    Registered: Mar 2017
    A non-alcoholic Trickster's Breath, please.

  10. #10
    New Member
    Registered: Apr 2008
    Thumping Blackjack

    Benny's Winter Warmer

    Jumping Spider

  11. #11
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    These are awesome! Any Taffers out there with a microbrewery?

  12. #12
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2001
    Location: Formby, NW England
    Hammered

    Markham's Rum

  13. #13
    Member
    Registered: Mar 2015
    Location: Wisconsin
    The Builder's Nectar, as mentioned in the Thief II demo.

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    Member
    Registered: Jul 2012
    Location: Lucija, Slovenia
    Viktoria's Secret
    The Breath of Glory
    Karras' Iron Cross
    (Gulp. )It is a loooong way down.
    The Horn of Hibiscus
    Kevel's Ignorance

    Mages could be quite fun with their distillery, since no modifications would be needed.
    Drinks with less alcohol warning: All is still
    Drinks with more alcohol: All is not still

    Vodka alias Talisman of fire: Fire burns
    etc…

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    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    Back from vacation.
    There's great stuff on here, thanks!

    Last edited by Purgator; 14th Jun 2019 at 15:15.

  16. #16
    New Member
    Registered: Feb 2018
    Taffer's Tipple
    Craven's Cream Ale (what builders call you when you hide)
    Joshler's Knob (heard it from T3 - goes like "thou hast joslted mine nob" haha
    Builder's shaft - ruby red ale
    Rusty Lock - brown ale like newcaste brown ale

  17. #17
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    Duplicate posts, begob! Nothing a good Builder's Shaft wouldn't cure!
    Last edited by Purgator; 24th Jun 2019 at 13:45. Reason: Feck Off.

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    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland
    Get yer gob round a Joshler's (Jostler's?) Knob! Good for what ails ya!
    This is pure gold, thanks FC!

  19. #19
    Southquarter.com/fms
    Registered: Apr 2000
    Location: The Akkala Highlands
    India Pale Ales are so trendy right now, so I was thinking...

    "The Eye" P. A. - by Old Quarter Brewing.

    "It's so high in alcohol, you'll think your beer is talking to you!"

    Maybe? No? Alright then.

  20. #20
    Member
    Registered: Jan 2011
    Location: Wild and Wooly West of Ireland

    Noice!

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