Scene: Jerry's apartment. Jerry is sitting at the kitchen table with a book of spells in front of him.
Jerry: (to the audience) So I decided to try my hand at witchcraft. I mean, why not? It's not like I have anything better to do.
Kramer bursts into the apartment.
Kramer: Jerry, Jerry! I just saw the weirdest thing!
Jerry: What?
Kramer: I was walking down the street and I saw this woman with a broomstick! She was flying!
Jerry: (chuckles) Yeah, I know. That was me.
Kramer: (stunned) You?!
Jerry: Yeah, I've been dabbling in witchcraft.
Kramer: (excitedly) Oh man, this is great! I've always wanted to fly on a broomstick! Can you teach me?
Jerry: (skeptical) I don't know, Kramer. This stuff is serious business. It's not a joke.
Kramer: (pleading) Come on, Jerry. Just one little spell. I promise I'll be careful.
Jerry: (reluctantly) Okay, fine. But if anything goes wrong, it's on you.
Kramer: (eagerly) Great! What do I do?
Jerry: (reading from the book of spells) First, you need to gather some supplies. You'll need a broomstick, of course, and some herbs and crystals.
Kramer: (excitedly) I'll be right back!
Kramer rushes out of the apartment. A few minutes later, he returns with a broom and a bag of supplies.
Kramer: (holds up the broom) I got the broom! And I found these herbs and crystals at the health food store.
Jerry: (looks at the herbs and crystals skeptically) Uh, Kramer. Those aren't the right herbs and crystals.
Kramer: (confused) They're not?
Jerry: (explaining) No, those are just for cooking and decoration. You need specific herbs and crystals for spells.
Kramer: (disappointed) Oh. Well, I guess this means I won't be flying on a broomstick after all.
Jerry: (smirks) Looks like it.
Kramer: (sighs) Oh well. Back to the old drawing board.
Jerry: (chuckles) Yeah, I think I'll stick to stand-up comedy. At least I know it's not going to backfire on me.
Kramer: (nods) Yeah, you're probably right. (pauses) Hey, have you ever thought about doing a spell to make your jokes funnier?
Jerry: (laughs) Now that's just crossing a line, Kramer.
Kramer: (shrugs) Just a thought. (exits the apartment)
Jerry: (to the audience) I guess some things are better left to the professionals. (closes the book of spells)
End scene.