Not The News

[Nicker]

M&M's aren't fuckable? Dafuq you say, mang?

Totally! Until teh libz made her ditch the sexy pumps and wear sensible flats instead. Now she looks like a librarian. A hot, Rubenesque, green librarian.

Damn it. These grievance-culture wars are giving me a headache and a hardon.

[Nicker]

The only way to stop libs from stirring up outrage mobs, is to stir up outrage mobs against libs. If they want to play hardball, they can't cry when someone hits back.

Yeah! Fucking LIBZ and their outrage!!!