Not The News

[Nicker]

M&M's aren't fuckable? Dafuq you say, mang?

Totally! Until teh libz made her ditch the sexy pumps and wear sensible flats instead. Now she looks like a librarian. A hot, Rubenesque, green librarian.

Damn it. These grievance-culture wars are giving me a headache and a hardon.

[Nicker]

The only way to stop libs from stirring up outrage mobs, is to stir up outrage mobs against libs. If they want to play hardball, they can't cry when someone hits back.

Yeah! Fucking LIBZ and their outrage!!!

[heywood]

As a person of Irish and Jewish descent, two other peoples the European powers did a bloody good job of trying to wipe out, I am perfectly happy for any one of you to culturally appropriate the shit out of shamrocks, shillelaghs, yarmulkes, dreidels, blintz, borscht and boxty. Culture belongs to everyone.

(not gonna lie though, I raised an eyebrow when I came across a cafe selling bacon and cream cheese bagels, breaking not one, but two kosher laws at once)

The Germans are nice enough not to keep rubbing the Holocaust in your faces. They don't have two national holidays to celebrate the start of the Third Reich. They didn't grow up running around with toy guns playing shoot the Jews. They don't dress up as Rabbis for fun on Halloween. They didn't make movies and TV shows glorifying it. That's the kind of stuff we do to the decedents of the native nations we wiped out. We should know better, but we're assholes.

[heywood]

For some real political correctness:

Police charge director of Miss Nicaragua pageant with running ‘beauty queen coup’ plot

[Nicker]

Culture belongs to everyone.

Every group that identifies as a group, has a culture but that doesn't make those cultures interchangeable or historically equivalent. Everyone has an asshole too, but don't borrow someone else's to take a dump, especially on a third party.