ha-ha-ha.
here is a story i found:
http://darwinawards.com/legends/lege...-10.html?email
ha-ha-ha.
***** OFFICIAL RLF RESPONSE *****
Ladies, Gentlemen, Rodents:
This news account illustrates clearly why the
Rodent Liberation Front exists. For too long
Rodents have been viewed as second class
citizens by most, and suppositories by a few.
This is the sort of abuse every Rodent can
expect should the [RLF] fail to push back the
tide of chaos sweeping the land. And don't
think it will stop there, either.
Thieves live only to gather riches for
themselves. They see others as merely
something to harvest and will gladly kill
to amuse themselves (or in the chaos
of Ragout, a fate worse than death)
In response to this tragedy, the [RLF] is
rushing financial aid and consuling to
Ragouts wife and 152 children. They are now
wards of the RLF and they will be protected
and cared for from now. In addition to the
aid, the RLF is stepping up its campaign to
meet the thieves head first.. er.. head on
and destroy them where they lurk.
*lights a candle for Ragout*
******************************
Tell me, do you really come up with this shit or do you use a lame-O-matic text generator?
//Too bad I'm no use with shakespeare like ole english.
Upon hearing about such horrible crimes yet again and about the word which was spread again by the honourful Mad_Gerbil himself I finally found my destiny.
(//In my -in near future drasticly limited- free time) I hereby offer
and beg to be allowed to risk my life always without any hesitation supporting the right and needed deeds which the Rodent Liberation Front is fighting for to have them be done. Such things must come to an end once and for all.
Last edited by DaBeowulf; 10th Jan 2003 at 11:27.
The post which started this thread is CLEARLY and attempt by RLF mis-information operatives to drum up flagging support for the RLF on false pretenses. Such an event never occured, and there is no "Ragout".
As references, I offer the following:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...y/aa091797.htm
http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/...ing/index.html
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PROPOGANDA!!!
The RLF exists for one purpose only: To keep the wealth of the the people of this land in the hands of the wealthy nobility, who maintain their positions through excessive taxation and oppression of the middle and lower classes!
Yes, we are holding DarkProject hostage and making him start our propaganda threads. It was supposed be misleading! Damn you and your all seeing eye!!
I may only be a 98 pound weakling, but when I put on armor and grab a sword, I feel like I could take on all the thieves in the world. But I suppose 98 pounds isn't bad for a gerbil.
Honorable Friend of Freedom:Originally posted by DaBeowulf
//Too bad I'm no use with shakespeare like ole english.
Upon hearing about such horrible crimes yet again and about the word which was spread again by the honourful Mad_Gerbil himself I finally found my destiny.
(//In my -in near future drasticly limited- free time) I hereby offer
and beg to be allowed to risk my life always without any hesitation supporting the right and needed deeds which the Rodent Liberation Front is fighting for to have them be done. Such things must come to an end once and for all.
Please contact me by email at thelenj@acd.net and we will discuss your membership.
I'd like to point out how astounding the response is when you simply give people the truth. Once the flare of truth is cast into the darkened alley and the evil deeds of thieves are laid bare honorable Rodents everywhere are anxious to bear the Mace of Justice and the Sword of Vengence in defense of Freedom.
*wipes sweaty brow*
Poor LaughingRat.Originally posted by LaughingRat
The post which started this thread is CLEARLY and attempt by RLF mis-information operatives to drum up flagging support for the RLF on false pretenses. Such an event never occured, and there is no "Ragout".
As references, I offer the following:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...y/aa091797.htm
http://www.urbanlegends.com/animals/...ing/index.html
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PROPOGANDA!!!
The RLF exists for one purpose only: To keep the wealth of the the people of this land in the hands of the wealthy nobility, who maintain their positions through excessive taxation and oppression of the middle and lower classes!
The whether this tragic story actually happened or not is totally irrelevent.
Is it acceptable to tell horrible stories about a minority? To tell stories that fuel fantasies about their humilation and death? Why once this sort of thing goes unchecked a whole generation is raised to believe this type of behavior is okay. Well I'll not stand for it and neither will my Rodent and Human Warriors!
How you can claim we are merely about protecting nobility when stories like this are circulating is nothing short of incredible, but then I wouldn't expect the truth from the leader of one of the most despised den of thieves in existence.
*spits*
*scratches head*
Umm. Stories like this are circulating because the RLF fabricated them to gain support, based on something that never happened. That makes whether it happened or not COMPLETELY relevant. If such events never occur, it undermines the alleged need for an RLF in the first place.
And no, it's not acceptable to tell horrible stories about a minority, so why did you do it?
Really, I expected a much better rebuttal than that.
LR:
DarkProject brought the story to the attention of everyone here. I've had no part is spreading this horrible account of rodent abuse.
Are you saying DarkProject is a tool of the [RLF]?
Of COURSE you had no part in it. Plausible denialbility. But DP is not a tool, but a dupe of the RLF. We already have confirmation that this is RLF propoganda from an RLF member:Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
DarkProject brought the story to the attention of everyone here. I've had no part is spreading this horrible account of rodent abuse.
Are you saying DarkProject is a tool of the [RLF]?
Originally posted by Mad_Bergil
Yes, we are holding DarkProject hostage and making him start our propaganda threads. It was supposed be misleading! Damn you and your all seeing eye!!
As I have let it been heard here I have heard of such incidents
myself before several times and of course these devilish deeds were done
secretly in the past and not talked about too much by the perpetrators.
As the angelic-purity pretending LaughingRat pointed out himself reports of this
horrific sexual practice/abuse and killing of innocent rodents now date back to
1993.
The resemblance in parts of or full names shows only that there always was
an evil, malicious group of people.
Calling those reports a joke would normally be beyond laughable in itself -as those would be of a too bad taste to ever be uttered by earthly people ever and the fact that they are true and this practice is performed by all evil taffers of this world is just too evident in our bad times- if it wasn't a case of such hellish deeds which terrify us every day. But so it is like outright confessing the truth of them.
The rodents know the truth and they and the honest humans are beginning to dare to confess it as they see the successes of the Rodent Liberation Front.
You cannot stop it anymore.
There will be justice.
Make your prayers and better end your lifes in the way
of commiting suicide as a propitiatory sacrifice to get onto
the good side the only way you seem to be able to.
OMG they have taken the honourable Mad_Bergil hostage.
Let's get it done quick and clean at once.
How could Mad_Gerbil miss that?
He must've been too moved by the original
report.
I AM a rodent, you FOOL! In no way would I EVER support such practices if they were, in fact, going on! As the evidence I've presented (from sources biased neither towards the RLF nor CTG) shows, it's all a lie! No such thing goes on. It's all fabrication, intended to rally support for an organization who's sole purpose is keeping the majority of the wealth of this land in the hands of the corrupt and greedy aristocracy!Originally posted by DaBeowulf
OMG they have taken the honourable Mad_Bergil hostage.
Let's get it done quick and clean at once.
How could Mad_Gerbil miss that?
He must've been too moved by the original
report.
Now, who is the more honorable? The RLF, who's members are KNOWN to go amongst us under different names (coughgarliskcoughmadbergilcough), and who spin this web of lies to deceive you, or an upstanding citizen, who's only desire is to return to you teh wealth stolen from you by the TRUE thieves of this land, the nobles?!
Originally posted by DaBeowulf
OMG they have taken the honourable Mad_Bergil hostage.
Let's get it done quick and clean at once.
How could Mad_Gerbil miss that?
He must've been too moved by the original
report.
Thank you for picking up on that reverse phsychology!! Now, come save me from the clutches of DP and and his evil horde.
They made me put that post up to try to reduce our honor, and try to remove themselves from this post so they couldn't be connected to it!!!
Those devious bastards.
I may only be a 98 pound weakling, but when I put on armor and grab a sword, I feel like I could take on all the thieves in the world. But I suppose 98 pounds isn't bad for a gerbil.
Mr. Laughing "Rat"
Ha again.
You couldn't possibly forget: No rodent would call another rodent a fool, never ever!!!
I gave you some advice liar better go by it for your own good.
But if you decide to keep it up(maybe you just cannot any other way in which case I grow to pity you. Who knows how the evil powers work?) how about gathering and giving proof that the good NOBLES do what you claim they do which holds up as believable and valid?
You should be occupied 'till we get to you and send you back to the hell you spawned of
even if that would take us forever.(which I trust you it won't take us as we used to fight and start doing so with your kind while you made up all this)
Those are my last words.
Last edited by DaBeowulf; 10th Jan 2003 at 14:21.
A little bit of history about LaughingRat:
He used to go by the name BlackenedEagle. We all know that eagles FEAST upon Rodents and see them as nothing but a free lunch. He only changed his name to LaughingRat upon forming the CTG (a guild of gutless thieves). LaughingRat is nothing but BlackenedEagle in disguise! His guild affilations betrays his real intent, however.
A predator, a killer, a destroyer of life!
I'd like to continue this discussion, but I must journey to a Rodent orphanage this afternoon with a hummer full of toys. Evidently this last evening a bunch of thieves broke into the place and made off with all the tot's toys. Poor pups! First the thieves take their mommys and daddys and now they come for the toys!
When will this wickedness end?
Originally posted by LaughingRat
I AM a rodent, you FOOL! In no way would I EVER support such practices if they were, in fact, going on! As the evidence I've presented (from sources biased neither towards the RLF nor CTG) shows, it's all a lie! No such thing goes on. It's all fabrication, intended to rally support for an organization who's sole purpose is keeping the majority of the wealth of this land in the hands of the corrupt and greedy aristocracy!
Now, who is the more honorable? The RLF, who's members are KNOWN to go amongst us under different names (coughgarliskcoughmadbergilcough), and who spin this web of lies to deceive you, or an upstanding citizen, who's only desire is to return to you teh wealth stolen from you by the TRUE thieves of this land, the nobles?!
I didn't want people to go: "Oh, look, there is that rotten thief no good sun of a taffer," before they got to know the new me!
The one that fights for right and justice...and doesn't kill Lord Munchkin just for the hell of it.
I may only be a 98 pound weakling, but when I put on armor and grab a sword, I feel like I could take on all the thieves in the world. But I suppose 98 pounds isn't bad for a gerbil.
He used to go by the name BlackenedEagle. We all know that eagles FEAST upon Rodents and see them as nothing but a free lunch. He only changed his name to LaughingRat upon forming the CTG (a guild of gutless thieves). LaughingRat is nothing but BlackenedEagle in disguise! His guild affilations betrays his real intent, however.
He became Blackened after Gerbil hit him with a fire bolt in self defense.. Thus, his anger is great! He will go to any extent to get revenge...!!!
I may only be a 98 pound weakling, but when I put on armor and grab a sword, I feel like I could take on all the thieves in the world. But I suppose 98 pounds isn't bad for a gerbil.
LOL
With all this discussion I picture a bunch of rodents standing in a circle chattering at each other in profane terms directed at the enemy. LOL!
Think "Chip and Dale". LOL
Sorry to break the mood.
I'm so please to have other crazy rodents on the side of truth, justice, and the rodent way.
I may only be a 98 pound weakling, but when I put on armor and grab a sword, I feel like I could take on all the thieves in the world. But I suppose 98 pounds isn't bad for a gerbil.
Yeah, it's a really nice side to be on. You should try joining it some time.Originally posted by Mad_Gerbil
I'm so please to have other crazy rodents on the side of truth, justice, and the rodent way.
You think that one is funny...
Read this one.
Kill 'em all. Let SHODAN sort 'em out.
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