Pre-Mission Phrases: MAKE YOUR OWN!

[TTK12G3]

Were are the Prophiticus Scrolls? Guys? Oooooh...shoot...

-Keeper Beldin

[MrMunkeepants]

[TTK12G3]

That's all I needed...Thnak you.

[Bronze Griffin]

The Hammerite Compendiums of Precepts, Regimens and Rules of Conduct are quite good.

- Master Forger Smith

[nomad of the pacific]

Whoa! I didn't see that coming!
-Oracle in training

[MrMunkeepants]

[Bronze Griffin]

Whoa! I didn't see that coming!
-Oracle in training

Wow! That is so cool!

[TTK12G3]

[Hogwash]

Dance around a daisy,
The spring has come anew.
Beware the man of hammer,
For he is after you.

- Pagan nursery rhyme

[TTK12G3]

Dance around a daisy,
The spring has come anew.
Beware the man of hammer,
For he is after you.

- Pagan nursery rhyme

Awsome!

[Bronze Griffin]

Dance around a daisy,
The spring has come anew.
Beware the man of hammer,
For he is after you.

- Pagan nursery rhyme

Most impressive Hogwash!

[Banedon]

Give a man a fish, he will by hungry the next day.
Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly of fisheries.

- Fishmongers Guild Artefact

this has made me laugh the most

[Bronze Griffin]

After 30 years studying in the Keeper Compound
I got sunburnt when I stepped outside. The Glyphs
did not forsee this.

- Keeper A. Hermit

[Lamb]

I have seen death most unholy.
I have seen sights to break other men's spirit.
I have been to the Tricker's domain and came back sane.
But none of those things could of prepared me for the horrors that have kept me awake for days since I tossed a scouting orb into the old folks bathhouse.

The horror,
the horror

Last known message of Garrett
-from the book of Keepers

[Bronze Griffin]

I had a terrible day, someone spilt mead all over that lovely rug!

- Benny, Diary of a Guard

[Fish-face]

All those who dare enter, beware the guard that sayeth, "HEY! BAD GUY! YOU'RE NOT S'POSE'TA BE HERE! Now go home, or I'll stick you with my sword, 'til you say `ouch! I'm dead!`"

-- Keeper Treatise on Drunkenness

[Bronze Griffin]

That's great!

[Fish-face]

"Well I like it, and I'm gonna go down to the kitchen and get me some!"

-- Guard, shortly before getting some, to the back of the head.

[Bronze Griffin]

And the Builder said,
"It is thy boiler that doth not work,
Giveth me gold and I shalt fix it!"

- Book of Plumbers

[Orkin Man]

[Bronze Griffin]

Cooool! Where's that from?

[Orkin Man]

Cooool! Where's that from?

I wrote it and slapped it on top of some TDS concept art.

[Orkin Man]

[Bronze Griffin]

It really works!

[Bronze Griffin]

"...And the manfools piled rock on rocks and raised a treesie roof, hammers
saws tear the skin of goodsie wood... ...and laughs at the Woodsie Lord. ...And
when learns the Lord of this, He sends His beastesses to the manfools... ...who
attacks and hammers saws their useless fleshes, and build him a house of they
rotting skins... we wouldsie have madesie hammer soupsie, but wesie hadsie no hammer flavored stocksie."
-- Unattributed Trickster song